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Halloween Make Up!

Neopets has lots of awesome make up.

by andy94174
The Roleplay Cafe

It's Kacheek Seek! I can hide wherever I want!

by purrfect_cookie
Kadoatery vs. Plumptery

This is why Plumpys aren't in the Kadoatery.

Concept by sky_lady

by bleeding_marker

Sometimes it is Worth It

A resilient Grarrl tries his luck at getting a new avatar. Some think he is brave; others think he's a bit dim.

by rory321363
Avatar Tales - Too Much Shopping


by dinoblox
"Deep Thoughts" - Kads

How can they eat so much? I know the secret. I mean, I think so. It's a deep thought, right? Guys?

by juicedlime
Once Upon a Peaceful Neopian Day

Prof. Milton Clodbottle had an excellent idea!

Also by _sahne_

by nastja_xx

Memory Problems


by darkdragon_slayer
Paws: A Chilling Visit

Ah, come on! Doctors aren't that scary.

by santa_paws_come_home
So Says the Slorg!!!

Why I am not allowed to have good things from Random Events.

by supercheezee
Natural Enemies!

Have some tact.

by irasshai
Neopisodes Episode 1

Bonny returns home to some shocking news from Five!

by captain_jade
Freak-out - New Bestie

Hey, guys!

by ichigostars
Poor Plumpy...

No bacon for Plumpy on this year's 1st April. :(

by tirrya
Mud Coffee

Grandma Boochi fires her ray gun...

by goron0000

Crossing that street

by ssjelitegirl
Ventures #28

Inter-Mission Part 8. Poor eyesight can be a small mercy.

by neo_coaster363
Blah Blah -Obelisk War Part Two-


by highwind20
Just Grandma Boochi's Luck

Wait, what?! Where did she come from?

by saudadesdagripe
Aftermath of the War

The Thieves' Guild has finally defeated Greed... Now what?

by corynla
Amikarashui #21

Elderly Emergency

by bluecloud300
Use Your Imagination

I mean, taking the obelisk sounds great in theory, but...

by shadowstrand
While You Were Out

Why do plots always happen when I'm away?!

by nova_bee
Random Oddness: Tyrannia

Hannah returns.

by mistyqee
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Grandma Boochi

I discovered that Boochi is no orphan without any ties in Neopia – something I had foolishly assumed, as it would explain nicely why this tiny Bruce tries to turn others into babies as it would give him new playmates to ease his solitary existence –, but is member of a large family headed by an elderly Bruce whom everybody in the family simply calls Grandma Boochi. It is with great delight...

Other Stories


Can Kadoaties Read?
My name is Jayne. I'm a Kadoatie.

It took me months to learn to associate words and signs on paper; several weeks of looking around me, trying to figure out what those black marks on the walls of my little cage mean.

by sergente__hartmann


An Unforgettable Reunion
What do Gormball players do between seasons? They have a reunion.

by epicgiggle


A Simple Guide To Eco-Fabulous NC Customisations
It is entirely possible to make fabulous customisations using inexpensive NC clothing items.

by pastypigeon


How to Succeed at the Beauty Contest
While it is possible to win the Beauty Contest solely by entering an amazing image or even a really good image, more often, the Beauty Contest takes additional effort beyond just entering and collecting your trophy in one week.

by blackwater444


Infinity II: Control - Part Twelve
There wasn't a second wasted before the carriage took off to Central Cavern. After all that happened that day, everyone just wanted to go home.

by blueys45


Everyone Loves the Undead: Part Six
"People are transforming into monsters, and it's only a matter of time until they get here!"

by herdygerdy

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