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||Issue: 570 | 9th day of Storing, Y14
|Greyscale: WhiteCommon puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic! |
|Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: You Make Me SmileGive a smile, get a smile~ Mo doesn't seem to give away smiles as easily as Boomer does.|
|2 - Dinner DiscombobulationCurse ye, ye spoony Krawk!|
|Like Clockwork - Part FiveThat's too bad, but look, a Hasee!|
|Paint Brush Problems: GhostGhost neopets all bear an unfortunate resemblance to... well, ghosts.
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|Life with LereikAre you sure he isn't one?|
|NeoTetris - Theodore's Bedtime BookDon't worry, we have plenty more.|
|The Goofers - A Makeover, part 5Just don't let me see that smiley again...|
|Neopian AnomalyThe books in Spacerocked were made for a higher purpose.|
|Neopian LoserBad Joke Peophin!
|DJ SkeithHide your turntables...|
|Job Hunting: AltadorSome jobs are not what you may be expecting...
|What Could Possibly Go WrongThat's weirdly convenient!|
|Battle for the Keys- Part 5Part 5 of the Battle for the Keys series!|
|Second-Hand OdorY'know, I always wondered how he stood the smell in there...|
|Black to Red - Side AccountOh, my dear Fyora...|
|MwizzifyMy puny arms...|
|Lupeshamin'You just earned yourself a life-ban from THAT particular garage sale....|
|How NiftyDoes this mean I caught nothing?
|Fuzzeh Logic: Coconut Shy AnticsThere may be benefits to Sovranno's personality...|
|comic about Bori #2having fun|
|Meridell ProblemsWho could have known that having a job in a second hand shoppe would be such a pain? |
|There's No Such Thing As A Free LunchLast one there is a rotten egg!|
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Trading Post Don'ts
This is about how to help Neopians trade and sell on the TP. I'm very frustrated and honestly annoyed with the mistakes I'm about to address, but I'm on everyone's side here because these mistakes hurt both sellers and buyers. No one benefits from this, so everyone should be in agreement on changing these few simple things. There is no excuse for any of these, so in no...
I don't know if there's a better relief than stepping outside the Pound Transfer Tunnel into the Exchange.
She had been asked what kind of a petpet she wanted. Being a Grundo she thought deeply about her home on the Space Station. "I want a robot petpet," she replied.
|So - You Want To Start A Shop?|
Shopkeeping is probably the most challenging thing you could choose to try here, the area with the most competition and the most work required to get to the top of your field. But, it may just be the best as well.
|Ruined Library: Part One|
That was what the celebration was for, after all: to 'honour' the 'heroes' that 'defeated' the mighty Draik, Vacerus. Laerya scoffed at her mother's choice of words.
|The Golden Elephante: Part Four|
"How can you even see them in this darkness?" Souvier muttered, squinting at the spires of stone around them.
"I didn't, it's the one thousand year old spirit that follows me everywhere," she said, flashing her teeth at him.