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||Issue: 570 | 9th day of Storing, Y14
|Greyscale: WhiteCommon puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic! |
|Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: You Make Me SmileGive a smile, get a smile~ Mo doesn't seem to give away smiles as easily as Boomer does.|
|2 - Dinner DiscombobulationCurse ye, ye spoony Krawk!|
|Like Clockwork - Part FiveThat's too bad, but look, a Hasee!|
|Paint Brush Problems: GhostGhost neopets all bear an unfortunate resemblance to... well, ghosts.
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|Life with LereikAre you sure he isn't one?|
|NeoTetris - Theodore's Bedtime BookDon't worry, we have plenty more.|
|The Goofers - A Makeover, part 5Just don't let me see that smiley again...|
|Neopian AnomalyThe books in Spacerocked were made for a higher purpose.|
|Neopian LoserBad Joke Peophin!
|DJ SkeithHide your turntables...|
|Job Hunting: AltadorSome jobs are not what you may be expecting...
|What Could Possibly Go WrongThat's weirdly convenient!|
|Battle for the Keys- Part 5Part 5 of the Battle for the Keys series!|
|Second-Hand OdorY'know, I always wondered how he stood the smell in there...|
|Black to Red - Side AccountOh, my dear Fyora...|
|MwizzifyMy puny arms...|
|Lupeshamin'You just earned yourself a life-ban from THAT particular garage sale....|
|How NiftyDoes this mean I caught nothing?
|Fuzzeh Logic: Coconut Shy AnticsThere may be benefits to Sovranno's personality...|
|comic about Bori #2having fun|
|Meridell ProblemsWho could have known that having a job in a second hand shoppe would be such a pain? |
|There's No Such Thing As A Free LunchLast one there is a rotten egg!|
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"Beauty is a Fickle Thing" by tranqz
"I shouldn't be so afraid," Ninedinna scolded herself under her breath, shaking her head vigorously from side to side. She had to constantly remind herself that she was a zombie now, and that other pets bolted in alarm at the sight of her...
She had been asked what kind of a petpet she wanted. Being a Grundo she thought deeply about her home on the Space Station. "I want a robot petpet," she replied.
|The State of Dreaming|
It was ridiculous, that's what it was, she thought as she trod the dirt path with distaste. She wasn't a courier! She had couriers herself!
|So - You Want To Start A Shop?|
Shopkeeping is probably the most challenging thing you could choose to try here, the area with the most competition and the most work required to get to the top of your field. But, it may just be the best as well.
|Temptation: Part One|
Kayli sighed and looked down at her own caldron, the potion finished and waiting for inspection. She'd finished it while Dronus had been going through his opening instructions...