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||Issue: 570 | 9th day of Storing, Y14
|Greyscale: WhiteCommon puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic! |
|Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: You Make Me SmileGive a smile, get a smile~ Mo doesn't seem to give away smiles as easily as Boomer does.|
|2 - Dinner DiscombobulationCurse ye, ye spoony Krawk!|
|Like Clockwork - Part FiveThat's too bad, but look, a Hasee!|
|Paint Brush Problems: GhostGhost neopets all bear an unfortunate resemblance to... well, ghosts.
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|Life with LereikAre you sure he isn't one?|
|NeoTetris - Theodore's Bedtime BookDon't worry, we have plenty more.|
|The Goofers - A Makeover, part 5Just don't let me see that smiley again...|
|Neopian AnomalyThe books in Spacerocked were made for a higher purpose.|
|Neopian LoserBad Joke Peophin!
|DJ SkeithHide your turntables...|
|Job Hunting: AltadorSome jobs are not what you may be expecting...
|What Could Possibly Go WrongThat's weirdly convenient!|
|Battle for the Keys- Part 5Part 5 of the Battle for the Keys series!|
|Second-Hand OdorY'know, I always wondered how he stood the smell in there...|
|Black to Red - Side AccountOh, my dear Fyora...|
|MwizzifyMy puny arms...|
|Lupeshamin'You just earned yourself a life-ban from THAT particular garage sale....|
|How NiftyDoes this mean I caught nothing?
|Fuzzeh Logic: Coconut Shy AnticsThere may be benefits to Sovranno's personality...|
|comic about Bori #2having fun|
|Meridell ProblemsWho could have known that having a job in a second hand shoppe would be such a pain? |
|There's No Such Thing As A Free LunchLast one there is a rotten egg!|
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"My Language" by marthajill
"Look," I said, exasperated. "I really do not want to go. You could have just left me at home." At my words her face broke open into a smile, reconfirming to me that she didn't even understand the tone of voice I was using...
She had been asked what kind of a petpet she wanted. Being a Grundo she thought deeply about her home on the Space Station. "I want a robot petpet," she replied.
I don't know if there's a better relief than stepping outside the Pound Transfer Tunnel into the Exchange.
|Temptation: Part One|
Kayli sighed and looked down at her own caldron, the potion finished and waiting for inspection. She'd finished it while Dronus had been going through his opening instructions...