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Greyscale: White

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: You Make Me Smile

Give a smile, get a smile~ Mo doesn't seem to give away smiles as easily as Boomer does.

by shamaela
2 - Dinner Discombobulation

Curse ye, ye spoony Krawk!

by supercheezee
Like Clockwork - Part Five

That's too bad, but look, a Hasee!

by keshia_songwings
Paint Brush Problems: Ghost

Ghost neopets all bear an unfortunate resemblance to... well, ghosts.

Also by usasoccr

by ghostid


#002: Welcome

by rainletter
Life with Lereik

Are you sure he isn't one?

by teh_hivedweller
NeoTetris - Theodore's Bedtime Book

Don't worry, we have plenty more.

by acira_rocks
The Goofers - A Makeover, part 5

Just don't let me see that smiley again...

by lintsuf
Neopian Anomaly

The books in Spacerocked were made for a higher purpose.

by lizica166
Neopian Loser

Bad Joke Peophin!

by cellshaded
DJ Skeith

Hide your turntables...

by shivvibum
Job Hunting: Altador

Some jobs are not what you may be expecting...

by starryrain
What Could Possibly Go Wrong

That's weirdly convenient!

by lilkittie080
Battle for the Keys- Part 5

Part 5 of the Battle for the Keys series!

by zemutt
Second-Hand Odor

Y'know, I always wondered how he stood the smell in there...

by dovahkit
Black to Red - Side Account

Oh, my dear Fyora...

by chirinram

My puny arms...

by usuki_kid

You just earned yourself a life-ban from THAT particular garage sale....

by royahav134
How Nifty

Does this mean I caught nothing?

by kirimiso
Fuzzeh Logic: Coconut Shy Antics

There may be benefits to Sovranno's personality...

by jackjack1234
comic about Bori #2

having fun

by fudoggz
Meridell Problems

Who could have known that having a job in a second hand shoppe would be such a pain?

by kikale107
There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Last one there is a rotten egg!

by zomgmad
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Trading Post Don'ts

This is about how to help Neopians trade and sell on the TP. I'm very frustrated and honestly annoyed with the mistakes I'm about to address, but I'm on everyone's side here because these mistakes hurt both sellers and buyers. No one benefits from this, so everyone should be in agreement on changing these few simple things. There is no excuse for any of these, so in no...

Other Stories


I don't know if there's a better relief than stepping outside the Pound Transfer Tunnel into the Exchange.

by cc_coffman98


She had been asked what kind of a petpet she wanted. Being a Grundo she thought deeply about her home on the Space Station. "I want a robot petpet," she replied.

by comicsgirl


Wings, Wings and Even More Wings
Did your Pet ever desire to fly?

Also by hufflepuff

by 1engel


So - You Want To Start A Shop?
Shopkeeping is probably the most challenging thing you could choose to try here, the area with the most competition and the most work required to get to the top of your field. But, it may just be the best as well.

by waspgirl6


Ruined Library: Part One
That was what the celebration was for, after all: to 'honour' the 'heroes' that 'defeated' the mighty Draik, Vacerus. Laerya scoffed at her mother's choice of words.

by aquadaika


The Golden Elephante: Part Four
"How can you even see them in this darkness?" Souvier muttered, squinting at the spires of stone around them.

"I didn't, it's the one thousand year old spirit that follows me everywhere," she said, flashing her teeth at him.

by rachelindea

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