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To Work is to Live #3

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Good to be Al: SHH! 2

Funny how mortogs work huh?

by lunarasammy
Blah Blah

The bet doesn't count if you're unable to get down!

by highwind20

Mystery solved!

by waterrmelllon
Blairnut Tea

At least he got something.

by klutzy
The Truth About Count von Roo

What does he REALLY do during the day?

by fanlia
The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Password Please!

Darn pet can't take a joke.

by shadow_rep
Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

Villa knows not the meaning of "patience."

by thesevenwonders
Hardly Related - Gross Food

Really? How "bad" can it get?

by yoyo_blobagus
Bug Brothers Epic Fail #3 - Minimalist Thievery

If you are going to steal you may as well take more.

by flotsam_freako_8254
The Legendary Flower?

Things aren't always what they seem, are they?

Idea by immortal_demon2000

by fluffiehmedic

The Goofers

Children learn so fast...

by lintsuf
Half Cheese Jelly: Borovan

Pink is NOT a manly color.

by galapagospenguin
First Time Fisher

Sometimes too much optimism can be bad for you.

by sunarel

Meet the newest Yooyooball... thing...

by narutoluvr935
The Youngest #13

Trying to get the Turmaculus avatar...

by fariy287
Baby Eyrie - Flytrap

An easy way to get food... if you like bugs.

by hawkpaw098
Neopian Adventures! - The Name Problem...

And this is why you don't give all your Neopets 8-letter names...

by c_h_a_n_g_e_l_i_n_g
Paws: Hats

Boris are great pets. Hats? Not so much.

by santa_paws_come_home

They're back!

by kineclap
Baked Goodz!

Yikes, Ahunka.. That's a bad case of Neowarts.

by frenchmaiid

Sadly this is a true story.

by bellepsyche
Ventures #21

Operation T.R.E.K. Part 8. Finally, the rescuers' mission resumes its purpose.

by neo_coaster363
sanity ltd

Since when did Stan wear pants?

by thunderlight314
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"Liku and the Quest for a Magic Cookie" by fashiongirl25
"Okay, Lucinda," I say. I am unsure of what to do when I get an idea. "Is it okay if I do a quest for Taelia?" Lucinda smiles. "Of course it is!" I return a fake smile to her and hop out of our Terror Mountain igloo. I intend to go to Taelia: but not for a quest...

Other Stories


Attempting Ultimate Bullseye
"He obviously didn't like that joke."

"Well, what did you expect? You told a joke about OLIVES."

by silverdragonfly70


Uni Battle!
It was a bright and cheery morning in Meri Acres. The birds were in the orchards, signing merrily as if it were their last. The sun heated the land pleasantly, baking the farm road into a golden brown.

by countess_of_ondore


Malling: A Very Effective Way to Make Millions
The ins and outs of successful shop keeping, along with a few insider-secrets.

by sarahbunnii


Guide to be a Good Avatar Collector
To begin, you have to choose the avatar that you want to get.

by candyh13


Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Confliction - Part One
Loraine laughed again. "There was a time when asking me to have mercy was a futile request. Back so many years ago, when I worked for Dr. Frank Sloth."

by kristykimmy


The Legend of Premium Bat: Part Two
Descending the staircase carefully, Battius walked through what seemed like miles of passageway. Finally, he began to see a light...

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by crocodile_babiez

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