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To Work is to Live #3

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Good to be Al: SHH! 2

Funny how mortogs work huh?

by lunarasammy
Blah Blah

The bet doesn't count if you're unable to get down!

by highwind20
Geraptiku

Mystery solved!

by waterrmelllon
Blairnut Tea

At least he got something.

by klutzy
The Truth About Count von Roo

What does he REALLY do during the day?

by fanlia
The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Password Please!

Darn pet can't take a joke.

by shadow_rep
Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

Villa knows not the meaning of "patience."

by thesevenwonders
Hardly Related - Gross Food

Really? How "bad" can it get?

by yoyo_blobagus
Bug Brothers Epic Fail #3 - Minimalist Thievery

If you are going to steal you may as well take more.

by flotsam_freako_8254
The Legendary Flower?

Things aren't always what they seem, are they?

Idea by immortal_demon2000

by fluffiehmedic

The Goofers

Children learn so fast...

by lintsuf
Half Cheese Jelly: Borovan

Pink is NOT a manly color.

by galapagospenguin
First Time Fisher

Sometimes too much optimism can be bad for you.

by sunarel
Lines

Meet the newest Yooyooball... thing...

by narutoluvr935
The Youngest #13

Trying to get the Turmaculus avatar...

by fariy287
Baby Eyrie - Flytrap

An easy way to get food... if you like bugs.

by hawkpaw098
Neopian Adventures! - The Name Problem...

And this is why you don't give all your Neopets 8-letter names...

by c_h_a_n_g_e_l_i_n_g
Paws: Hats

Boris are great pets. Hats? Not so much.

by santa_paws_come_home
Kyeopta

They're back!

by kineclap
Baked Goodz!

Yikes, Ahunka.. That's a bad case of Neowarts.

by frenchmaiid
Psychotic!

Sadly this is a true story.

by bellepsyche
Ventures #21

Operation T.R.E.K. Part 8. Finally, the rescuers' mission resumes its purpose.

by neo_coaster363
sanity ltd

Since when did Stan wear pants?

by thunderlight314
 
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She really needed a vacation. And that was a large irony in and of itself. She worked at a Neolodge, after all. "Welcome to the Royal Neopian, how may I help you?" the Shoyru said promptly, a speech she had rehearsed many times...




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Shopkeeping Without Restocking
Restocking might seem like a simple process โ€“ an item appears in a shop, you buy it, and you resell it for a profit โ€“ but as anyone who's tried it can attest, it can become far more complex if you intend to do it well.

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The Quest to Thorn Bridge Castle: Part One
The Mynci was exhausted after seven rounds, but he was determined to win the eighth and final match. His opponent was a burly green Skeith who was so large Abe could hardly find the steed upon which he rode...

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I Will Stand Alone: Part Three
He hoped Nightsteed had managed to find Seji. The dungeons were full of listening spells โ€“ and Jazan didn't like his chances of managing to foil all of them...

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