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Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Bearogs for Sale

The only time it helps to be a mutant...

by pinkpaint
I Want A New Hat For My Mutant...

How to be less... repulsive ?

by tulilipe
Neo Troubles!!

Months ago...

by _petpetz_______
Pteri Terror

Should have got a baby Buzz instead...

by _lozza
Use Your Imagination

Everyone has their household contributions to make.

by shadowstrand
Literally ~ Little Mastermind

Good help is so hard to find these days....

by pirate_cove
What Does Luperus Say When You Steal Its Tooth?


by sang122
Small Glass of Wheatgrass

What's the point.

by romanian_cutee
The Flock

They may be the same species, but...

by strangemusicbox

Oh, just click it, you know you want to!

by pechaberry
Expensive Tastes

Welcome to Neopia's annual Gourmet Club Awards! Stay tuned for a surprise twist.

by l_like_animals
Shuzu and Tig; Spyders

I'm sure you're not the only one, Shuzu.

by firefriendsforever
I Want to be Popular!

So you have found your way to my lab...

by darkdragon_slayer
Peppered Reality: Mutant Day Special

In which having binocular vision is much appreciated.

by rivliex
Happy Mutant Day...?

Isn't today Mutant Day?

by senorfuzzylips
Oh, Well: Mutant Day Edition

Unhappy mutants cast their wishes to the Wishing Well on Mutant Day!

by toffeedatepudding
Three Perks to Having a Mutant Hissi

No fair!

Idea by unexploded

by lilyed

Dr Sloth is Always Misunderstood!

Something has happened!

by aruanahansel
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Greedy Mutant Ninth


Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

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"I Am Beautiful" by allison_kitty11
Even my boss doesn't like me- he's the reason I'm forced to work in the back. I stock shelves, clean the floors, take inventories, and do all the other tasks that nobody else wants to. He won't let me be a cashier because he thinks my appearance would scare away customers. I don't disagree with that, though. I hate having to work where customers can see me, I always feel them staring...

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Her teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.

by jarm9


The Invisible Lupe
It was as though he didn't exist anymore.

by fantasyeyesuk


10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts
With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.

by biscuitqueen


The 228 Seconds I was a Mutant
(At least, Eviamnora *thinks* she'll never be a Mutant again! -Phadalusfish)

by phadalusfish


Baby Adventures: The Mystery of the Fontaine Sisters - Part Three
Kolyae murmured to the others, "Hopefully Loretta and Rosetta Fontaine will be able to get jobs here."

"Hopefully their names will be cleared and they can continue working at the best restaurant of Krawk Island," Treaphie muttered back.

by cloudpuffpuff


Dissonance: Part Two
"You've ruined so many lives, and I don't think that you care."

by lithoxide

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