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by amberdawn00
Karl & Hensoy in KQ Basics

(in which the instructions couldn't have been clearer)

Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail

by stillhensoy

Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Pranks


by shamaela
The Goofers

Kinda missing the point...

by lintsuf
Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

#4 - Karow finds a solution. Maybe.

by thesevenwonders
Think About It


by nefariousbeast
P&P: Plushie Kau Plushie


Also by johnny_depps_girl101

by mumumuchan

How Tricky

I guess 'Exciting' can be good or bad.

by narutoluvr935


by mikomon
Battle for the Keys! - Part 3

Part 3 of the Battle for the Keys series!

by zemutt
Armada, Yes, Please!

I don't want to play anymore...

Idea ruben160

by cevierakasky

Shuzu and Tig; Scoaches

It's alright, Tig, I'm sure you're not the only one.

by firefriendsforever
The Thief

Wute's quiet read in the park is interrupted by the Pant Devil.

by accessorized
Odds&Friends: The Forgotten Shore...

Quit wondering and start plundering!!!

by bartongkillershrimp
Half Cheese Jelly

Come look!

by galapagospenguin
The Youngest #12

Don't touch this cake.

by fariy287
When Plushies Go Bad


by silverfang_avatar
Creepy Comics #1 "Something Fishy".

Having fish-themed petpets has its downside... No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic. Enjoy!

by samid11
Bug Brothers Epic Fail #2 - Space Thievery

This is why you should look before you leap.

by flotsam_freako_8254
Tales of a Sponge Aisha

Being a sponge isn't always easy.

by vogelbird
Saly's Club: Quill

Victor will have a surprise once he wakes up...

by djudju22_8
Hardly Related

Don't change! We like you just the way you are!!!!!!

by yoyo_blobagus
Fruit Tree

The tree was talking, I tell you!

by thebusterbell
Search the Neopian Times


"Winought" by crazy_holly_ii
They were the heads of their respective departments within the town, and, in the case of the Purveyor, the only member of the department. The Lord of the Things had a similar department to that of the Purveyor's, and it was much bigger. The Purveyor did not very much like the Lord. Together they made what could generously be called the town council. They made the decisions. They were not, very often, made in a timely manner...

Other Stories


I had been very tiny then, much smaller than I am now. It had never occurred to me that I would grow any bigger than I was then.

by fluffbunniie


Queen of Amethyst
"You'll find your magic. You're just a late bloomer, Fyora."

by pandora


Shop or Not: The Cleanliness of Neopian Shops
I have taken it upon myself, in good health I might add, to go around and check out the cleanliness of the shops in Neopia Central...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo


To Bid or Not to Bid
Not much is known about the Auction House. No one knows the story of how it actually came into existence; has it always been there?

by lalichan0107


Kings and Curses: Part Eight
Jazan was the most powerful sorcerer that they had. If there was anything magical that could be done, he would be able to do it...

by saphira_27


Tales from Neopia Central: Part Four
Her staff knew all too well to leave her alone when she was in such a mood, so her butler Carson was a rare sight when he entered her study to deliver a letter.

by herdygerdy

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