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Dice-A-Roo # 9 - Entertainers?

Sure there are entertainers in Dice-A-Roo!

by toffeedatepudding
Fruity Salad

I can't wait!

by pooh_pooh_caca
Edible Nonsense~ 4

Acnefruit, Bludberry and Stuffed Fishheads oh my....

by tic2tac

Things you should know about Usuls

by fressed
TWCC: Transformation Part 3

In which there is no moral to be learned.

Co-written by deblob5521

by pikemaster1

Boulder Box

Fruit Machine problems

by snackbox
Peppered Reality: New Guy part 3

Don't act like YOU never ate YOUR crayons!

by rivliex

Sarriva and Cory are getting along better!

by neohappy123

Are you actually going to eat that?

by flapdoodles
Neopian neophyte - Just Read it!

Hey, it's exotic!

by leedom111
Neo Troubles


by _petpetz_______
Recipe for Disaster

What's that sound?

by prismfire
Spotted Gelerts - The Origin

Many people wonder why Spotted Gelerts look different from the other spotted pets- Well...

by hideri
Little Wonders

Manners, please

by snuffie
The Roleplay Cafe: True Colors pt. 1

And the last time I checked was like two years ago... dumb inflation! DX

by purrfect_cookie
Greedy Kadoatie's Secret

I always knew those Kadoaties were up to no good..

by rottencupcake
A Matter of Taste

And then she said that...

by pocky_of_doom
Spacerocket: Slow Day

Grr grrr, grrrr gr gr?

by athanasiusagrona


Also by water_park1993

by alliieennss

Scary Boo?

Maybe he should have seen him before.

by fix_you
Muckla goes to school #1

And so the adventure begins!

by lovisa966
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Ninth's New Career

Would Olly like...

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

Sassi Comics: Treasure-Hunting


by seiya_from_ashes
Random Oddness

Something the matter, little man?

by mistyqee
Troubleness of Bugs

What do you get when you wear a shirt with bugs on it? You get Lulu chasing after you!

by fantocool360
Talk About Random

Blayne's been in his panic box since the bug outbreak started.

by buizelmaniac
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"Drawing Board" by potatoobsessed
"You'll beat Clara, anyway. Everyone will. It's so obvious, I'm surprised she didn't just toss it out and go home when she saw ours!" Clara fought the urge to turn around and punch the stuck-up Silver Usul in the nose. She'd scream, the teacher would come running in, Leila would give a biased version of the incident, and everyone would back her up. The others weren't mean; they were just scared. Adults believed Leila...

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Summer Pie
Talullah was a fine young Peophin, holidaying on Mystery Island. She had stumbled upon a mysterious...

by frithy


Bedtime Tale
"Tell us a story, Mommy!"

by xxxmagiabellexxx


The Art of Hoarding
The Safety Deposit Box has many categories, and not all of them are profitable. Let's take a look at each category...

by chocolate_fudge7


Neopian Battlefield Legends – The Ultimate Strategy!
Enemies are invading your land; it is your job to stop them!

Also written by wesolini

by dawwetje


Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Four
Sure enough, Toupahz looked skeptical. "Saving Neopia?" she scoffed. "From what?"

by cloudpuffpuff


The Cenoal Chapters: Duties Reclaimed - Part One
"I hate to interrupt," the Cybunny interjected, "but we now have an entire scouting party of mind-controlled, red-eyed minions on our tail..."

by kathleen_kate

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