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Saly's Club: Fourth Wall

Aw look, now the comic is all broken! D:

by djudju22_8
Dice-A-Roo # 4 - Oh No!!

What happened to your neopoints pot?

by toffeedatepudding
A Slimy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day!

by cevierakasky
Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Eglet

It was possible for Mo to be responsible for three minutes. Then he failed.

by shamaela
A Skeithy Situation 4

Some Neopets are just really good at giving backhanded compliments.

by meggyness
Grayscale: Happens Every Time #5 - Deflation

And once you buy it... it deflates.

by rainfable
OTL: @Golden Dubloon

They're both equally lame... *faceplant*

by kamagirin
A Misunderstanding of a Valentine's Card

A Mysterious Valentines Card?

by sk390
Recipe for Disaster 25

Let's review the basics.

by prismfire
What Games Really Should Bbe Like -Ultimate Bullseye-

I guess most games wouldn't actually happen in Neopia that way. So here is another game-makeover: Ultimate Bullseye II!

by j_ichigo
Sloth's Valentine

Who is it?

Idea by centrifugeuse

by airlineer

The Pant Devil

On Valentine's Day

by niebieska
Celebrating Solo

You are special, love yourself.

Art by lilyed

by winters_footsteps

Xweetok Family - Llois's Valentine Gift

It's the thought that counts!

by 5966001
Darigans on Valentines

"OMG! A Darigan Peophin with roses!"

"OMG!! A Darigan Gelert with chocolates!!"

by lyon_princess

Chiavore: Valentine's Special

So jealous!

Ideas and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles

Random Oddness: Valentines

I got the flowers!

by mistyqee
Or Something Like It: What a Bowtiful Dress!

Unfortunately...

Art by kittie_orion

by ramotswe

Bread and Butter - Valentine's Day Special

The woes of being edible.

by _epiphany_
Love is in the Air

Something strange is happening in Neopia!

by amarillida
Who's the Boss - Valentine's Day Edition

Omigosh!

by mhchristine
A Bitter Valentine

Didn't think it through...

Special appearance by buizelmaniac's Rick.

by gypsygirl20

Jellybeans - Valentines Day

Will you be my valentine?

by fatkat11
Faint Hearts Never Won a Fair Lady

I painted myself pink!

Also by kosui

by marymao

Heroic Mischief - Guide to Fangirls

Everything you need to know about attracting (and repelling) fangirls.

Also by matiassr_43

by noobynewt

sanity ltd

Stan works on his overhand pitch.

by thunderlight314
Talk About a Random Valentine's

Violets are red, we're both made of chocolate, run away from that Hissi before it's too late!

by buizelmaniac
Owner Optional #1: Valentine's Day

Terr needs greeting cards, stamps, and for Stars to hold still.

by shusu_chan
Chance of Rain - Valentines Gifts

They'll just give each other cards next time...

by mizumew
 
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Anti-Valentine's Day



Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....



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Chocolate For Two
Their moods were overcast with gloom as they approached the docks. No tears were shed, for it was doubtful that either had any left.

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The New Student: Looks Can Be Deceiving
"Class, as you may have heard, there will be a new student joining us today. I hope you would all treat him respectfully..."

by jamespongebob

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Celebrating the Right Way: With Chocolate!
Chocolate is a delicious substance that can make anything better. If you don't believe us, it is extremely important that you read this article.

Also by layeredcrazy

by babygirl122187


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A Guide to Anti-Valentine's Day
Instead of a day full of love, pink, and happiness, you simply change it to a day of doom and gloom. And black; lots and lots of black.

by mustang1772

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When Neopia Turns Evil: Part Seven
"You're not the chosen ones! We are!" said Norman.

by hannahcreep

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Order of Four: Part Four
I sat there for what must have been hours, staring blankly at the skyline of Neopia Central. It had seemed so exciting a year ago, beckoning me with a promise of novelty and opportunity. Now I saw the jagged grey buildings and they looked inexpressibly ugly to me.

by jokerhahaazzz



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