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||Issue: 529 | 20th day of Sleeping, Y14
|Saly's Club: Fishing with Kyrii...hmm, cool? XD|
|Chiavore: Part 3How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 3|
|You Lose the GameSnowball fights can cause serious problems sometimes.
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|The Strolling WockyMaybe I can dip my paw into the pool for just a second...
|Zeesh #2A Kacheek has to draw the line somewhere!
|Who Said Relic Pets Were Useless?Relic Paint Brush: Pets painted with this may be harmful to fire pets, fire related items and most of all, the Lava Ghoul.|
|POUNDED - Part 2The pound is a scary place. Part two of three.|
|Bori SyndromeIt's apparently very common...|
|Expectations and RealityPaint brush?|
|On a Thin Line: CarrotsCarrots... from where, you say?|
|Intro: Nigel's Arrival- Part OneHow did he find us?!?|
|How Nifty~SNOW PETS, BEWARE.|
|Completely Smart - FishingDid you catch anything?|
|Nom: Falling SnowTerror Mountain: Where snow falls eternally.|
|The Truth About the Snowager's "Hibernation" 3The Water Dragon's Year
Idea by centrifugeuse
|PrePAWSterous!Xyra's Transformation#2-the start|
|Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: More Jelly!Jelly pets: a neverending supply of lame puns (Y)|
|The Crazy PetsAnd many of us walk away with nothing anyway...|
|Bullies Pt. 1Don't you have any friends?|
|State the ObviousI see your true colors... when we paint fight!|
|Rings Are Weapons Too!Lame.|
|Fruit Machine FollyTo get a prize, or not to get a prize, that is the question...|
|Creduto's Commentary (part 1)Creduto shines his light on Cosse's new helmet...|
|Dice-A-Roo # 1 - A Passing Blumaroo SaysThey don't just say random things, you know.|
|So Says the Slorg!So says the slorg indeed.|
|Chance of Rain - Nice TrySome neopets just aren't cut out for the funny pages.|
|Enter comic name herePie.|
|A Skeithy Situation 1Just so everyone knows, Morphing Potions and Healing Potions aren't the same thing.|
|The Goofers - Baby Problem, EpilogueJust one more thing...
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"Hello!" by capricornhunter
"Hello! Would you be interested in pur-" SLAM! Fernie jumped back from the porch in shock. Well, it wasn't really shock, seeing as he had received the same response at least twenty-six times that day. And, for the twenty-sixth time that day, he considered re-knocking. Maybe the wind had just blown the door shut. Oh, who was he kidding? He was a total failure at this job. The speckled Bori turned around, lifting the heavy weight of the unsold...