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Snowager's Owner

Do you know...?

by djudju22_8
More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3

Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.

by alagfalaswen
Neo Life Lessons : Part 2

The real life lessons our site teaches us.

Art by vampirebunny18

by sarcasticdeath

The Off Season: Fanmail

Shenkuuvian Neomail has a long way to go.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
For the Lulz - Nutrition

Consider the nutritional values when choosing a snack.

by mooseydoom101
Fruit Punch: Ghost Pizza

Where's my foot?

by farn71
Open Your Eyes...

Do Chias ever open their eyes?

by campih400
The Sponge Peophin

...and he changes colour to Sponge!!!

by icanhaskaila
A neo maly


by saywhatxemma
Spots, Dots and Carrots

You gotta keep up with the news, you know.

by lovisa966
It Takes Skill


by qutgrl7
Uncommon Nonsense

Not the best idea...

by bbq_ace
Epic History: Something Had Already Happened

Whatcha got there?

Idea / anything that required thinking by axe_raider

by joel_hudson

Oh, The Irony...

The shop owners are getting a spiffy new look!

by leaflunch
The Guild Of Petpetpets

First time entry! If this makes it, thanks to all guildies for being my inspiration!

by grimen
Sisters - Bad Fur Day

I won it today for being smart.

by lapatanie
A Speck Of Life

Oh no, poor little Kyrii!

by yabby_124_
Usually Not Funny -Hide and scream


by girlthehero
Super n00b - Wardrobe Wars part 2

Sunny is a new player who had accounts before, but all of her pets are total 'n00bs'. (Well, mostly Nira the Xweetok...)

by blackberry2020
Oh Dahllie...

Read... feed... close enough.

by pandasaywhat
The Roleplay Cafe: Wonder

Veronica's more realistic than curious.

by purrfect_cookie
In the Symol Hole...

I wonder...

by fang_blade987

Chat smilies confuse me.

by feeshifeeshi
Habitarium Woes

Mmm, Mootix.

by icon109
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Fuzzle BOO's

In which a Skeith loses his dignity.

by pikemaster1
Celebrating Solo

The happiest moments in life often go unnoticed, like gold in sand.

Idea by alpbffae

by winters_footsteps

Somewhat Presentable - Chia Thief

Once you get there, make sure to bang a bunch of pots and pans.

by crk524
Artificial Aishas: Food Fight

I want to be the Giant Omelette when I grow up!

by goodsigns
No Technology - Ultimate Bullseye

Poor Suke :/ Al is a bad shot...

by strawberry_honey
Random Oddness

More fun in Moltara!

by mistyqee
Shades and Hues 07

Shattered Purity Arc; Part 3/15

by mstr_dark
Vacation Woes

Should have taken that cruise to Happy Valley...

Also by sarika_ambrielle

by x_seabee_x


I suppose it happens all the time.

by leetmango
A Qasalan Couple

You're Doing It Wrong.

by van_kouen
Save the Faerielanders!

Seriously, how is that possible?

by emilycox143
Momma Knows Best

Sure, taunt Xandra, if you dare...

by umbreon133
Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 1

Van can be pretty wise once in a while.

by buizelmaniac
The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 9)

Being a good leader means being able to find good solutions... or knowing what to bribe your teammates with.

by hubadawaha
Neopian Anomaly

Geez, that creepy path must be REALLY faint.

by lizica166
Search the Neopian Times


"Friends Found in Odd Places" by jessica_jellibean
"Ouch!" screeched Lilah. She hadn't been looking where she was going and her foot slipped right into a hole in the ground. She tugged and she pulled and wiggled and she couldn't get free. "Are you alright?" she heard a voice say in her head. Her eyes widened with fear...

Other Stories


The Gift of Giving
The day's sales had been nothing if not good. The heavy bag of neopoints weighed down my backpack, clinking against each other as I continued to walk.

by aparna121


The Gnorbu Writer
He was happy being a blue Gnorbu, and he was happy with his khaki pants and shirt. There was no need to get any more complicated.

by emrozi


How Not To Get Published In The Neopian Times
Getting published is a drag, isn't it? The fame is muggy and the avatars are boring.

by kateee366


Top Ten Tips to Surviving the Purge Boards
Finally, name picky Neopians can rejoice!

by sunshinechelle


Outcasts: Part Two
"Excuse me," the girl asked tentatively, "I'm new to this place, and I was wondering if you could tell me what I'm supposed to do?"

by dragon_imaginer


The Fall of Faerieland: Part One
Finna's was the only village out in that land, and all the pets living there were Ogrins. They loved their secret little way of life, and that little forgotten area was perfect...

by thediractor

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