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Snowager's Owner

Do you know...?

by djudju22_8
More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3

Seriously, it's not easy being a P3.

by alagfalaswen
Neo Life Lessons : Part 2

The real life lessons our site teaches us.

Art by vampirebunny18

by sarcasticdeath

The Off Season: Fanmail

Shenkuuvian Neomail has a long way to go.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
For the Lulz - Nutrition

Consider the nutritional values when choosing a snack.

by mooseydoom101
Fruit Punch: Ghost Pizza

Where's my foot?

by farn71
Open Your Eyes...

Do Chias ever open their eyes?

by campih400
The Sponge Peophin

...and he changes colour to Sponge!!!

by icanhaskaila
A neo maly


by saywhatxemma
Spots, Dots and Carrots

You gotta keep up with the news, you know.

by lovisa966
It Takes Skill


by qutgrl7
Uncommon Nonsense

Not the best idea...

by bbq_ace
Epic History: Something Had Already Happened

Whatcha got there?

Idea / anything that required thinking by axe_raider

by joel_hudson

Oh, The Irony...

The shop owners are getting a spiffy new look!

by leaflunch
The Guild Of Petpetpets

First time entry! If this makes it, thanks to all guildies for being my inspiration!

by grimen
Sisters - Bad Fur Day

I won it today for being smart.

by lapatanie
A Speck Of Life

Oh no, poor little Kyrii!

by yabby_124_
Usually Not Funny -Hide and scream


by girlthehero
Super n00b - Wardrobe Wars part 2

Sunny is a new player who had accounts before, but all of her pets are total 'n00bs'. (Well, mostly Nira the Xweetok...)

by blackberry2020
Oh Dahllie...

Read... feed... close enough.

by pandasaywhat
The Roleplay Cafe: Wonder

Veronica's more realistic than curious.

by purrfect_cookie
In the Symol Hole...

I wonder...

by fang_blade987

Chat smilies confuse me.

by feeshifeeshi
Habitarium Woes

Mmm, Mootix.

by icon109
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Fuzzle BOO's

In which a Skeith loses his dignity.

by pikemaster1
Celebrating Solo

The happiest moments in life often go unnoticed, like gold in sand.

Idea by alpbffae

by winters_footsteps

Somewhat Presentable - Chia Thief

Once you get there, make sure to bang a bunch of pots and pans.

by crk524
Artificial Aishas: Food Fight

I want to be the Giant Omelette when I grow up!

by goodsigns
No Technology - Ultimate Bullseye

Poor Suke :/ Al is a bad shot...

by strawberry_honey
Random Oddness

More fun in Moltara!

by mistyqee
Shades and Hues 07

Shattered Purity Arc; Part 3/15

by mstr_dark
Vacation Woes

Should have taken that cruise to Happy Valley...

Also by sarika_ambrielle

by x_seabee_x


I suppose it happens all the time.

by leetmango
A Qasalan Couple

You're Doing It Wrong.

by van_kouen
Save the Faerielanders!

Seriously, how is that possible?

by emilycox143
Momma Knows Best

Sure, taunt Xandra, if you dare...

by umbreon133
Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 1

Van can be pretty wise once in a while.

by buizelmaniac
The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 9)

Being a good leader means being able to find good solutions... or knowing what to bribe your teammates with.

by hubadawaha
Neopian Anomaly

Geez, that creepy path must be REALLY faint.

by lizica166
Search the Neopian Times


"Homesickness" by archmagus_of_roo
"Could you imagine the light faeries living in a place where it gets dark? Why, then they would be no better than dark faeries! Soon they would start playing tricks on us, and then the tricks would turn dark the longer they stayed in the dark, and then they would go from dark to evil..."

Other Stories


Salmon and Tennis
It started around two years ago. My friend Sam, who was a Fire Kacheek, had invited me to his Neohome for the day.

by sheik_30999


The Gift of Giving
The day's sales had been nothing if not good. The heavy bag of neopoints weighed down my backpack, clinking against each other as I continued to walk.

by aparna121


Neopets Customisation - Red Carpet Ready
How to keep your pets looking classy without having to buy them a whole new outfit for each fancy occasion.

by wanderinthoughtz


Becoming Published - What You SHOULD Be Using
Inspiration is the key!

by tokyo__nights_x


The Great Race: Part Four
"Knock." Kanuah crossed his arms and stood next to the door.

Sirenia winced as she stepped up to the door and knocked.

by solcana64


College Days: A Pirate Adventure - Part Four
"Wait! There's someone else in here!" Meadowbuck whispered. Horax and Syainia froze. Meadowbuck tip-pawed up to one of the crates in the cargo hold and peeked around it.

by newenglandquizzer

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