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The Off Season: Interview

"Come on! Don't you know how much these suits cost?"

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Be Careful What You Wish For

I wish...

Idea by axe_raider

by joel_hudson

Neopian Neophyte - Sanitation Situation

You don't want to know.

by leedom111
An Everyday Routine

The ray is fired...

Idea by frankie8492

by lilyed

Phosphofructokinase Diaries: Faeriely Ironic

What would have happened if the bottled faeries had turned to stone?

Idea by black_skull725

by parody_ham

Neon Light

How.... Is that possible.... D:

by kirenaia
Woodland Pteris

Portable nest, pretty useful, eh?

by partner105
To The Tune Of: Wishing Well Panic


Story by metakitsune

by xstarfrost

Back From Hiatus


by azehie
Random Oddness #26

Not into the pit! It buuurns!

by mistyqee
Flapjacks - Evil Plushies


by geckobubbles
The Roleplay Cafe: Picnic

The Money Tree isn't much of a picnicing spot, is it?

by purrfect_cookie

Seriously, man, that was like 80k!

by spoofbuzz
Beautiful Mutation - It's nearly Winter

It's getting colder.

by flares_of_darkness
The Future of Gaming

Hopefully by "soon" they mean "never".

by not_so_shorty_12
Nature's Signals

Weather is easy to predict when you know what to look for.

by greenflavouredink

Sophisticated... fancy.... debonair...

by jecruby
CayCaed! #6

Give a little love.

by kattrish
Lab Uh-Oh

Are you sure?

by remyy
Kougra days

Not for kougras...?

by _sebis_
Blah Blah Christmas - Part Two

On the night of Christmas Eve.....

by highwind20
Scarab - Part 3

Medical Mishaps - Part 3

by cleste33
A Colour-Blind Christmas 1 of 2

Now in frostbite inducing colour!

by subzeroace
Affording Christmas: Part Three

We've sold everything but the kitchen sink!

Story by starluff

by yampuff

New Invention

Ew, Maii... Just ew...

by strawberry_honey
The Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3

It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium...

by alagfalaswen
Cloak and Dagger

I called a babysitter.

by laser_fire

Yeah, that was very anti-climatic, Xemuy.

by yumerumenifelheim
Shades and Hues 02

Shadow Battles, Part 2/4

by mstr_dark
Tis The Season - Part 2

The holidays make philosophers of us all.

by saro_the_legendaerie
Not Thought Through

Not only is Xandra evil...

by ilia_twilight
Starry Frowny Comics #2

That's odd... The service always used to be good...

by lutarilovesyou
Simple Demands: Still as Solid as a Stone

Thank you for that panic attack, Advent Calendar.

by warriorsluverdbook
Christmas Day - part 1

It is about no.10 (the Halloween Ixi)'s first Christmas. :)

by chak_chak
Just Cake #7

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

by flameshard
A Curious Texture

That nice, fuzzy holiday feeling.

by spotlightstarzafara

Hanso! No! I L---

by torib1016
Xandra's Good Deed

Isn't Xandra nice?

by bedbugz
Simply Having a Korbatty Christmas Time...

Ornaments are NOT candy.

by halloweenkomoris
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"We Truly Were" by nirette
Felicia collapsed beside me and stroked my hair. "Detective Alpini dug up some news; Dejordanii took himself to the pound. He is, and it's the law, with a new owner now." She sighed loudly. "I scheduled a visit with his new parent. We'll see him tomorrow." A tear fell down my pink fur. "Why did he leave?" I sobbed, tossing the rose petal away. It fluttered to the ground and landed in a pool of water, where it...

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The Reawakening of the MSPP
Now come on in, don't be afraid. 'Though, you probably should be. Oh well, nothing I could do about it now – they've seen you entering, so it's certainly too late now.

by nachtregen


Opallo sat on the raft, gazing in horror at the ocean. He was a Jetsam, and he was master of his element. Until now...

by duskmoor


Ten Wonderful Winter Outfits!
Neopets as well as their owners need to bundle up to keep warm in winter, but who says you can't look super cute while doing it?

by kaylaftw


Peas Don't Hurt Me!
A list of the ten best pea foods out there.

by poogleluver345


Illusions of Grandeur: Part Eight
I coughed and croaked out, "Not what you expected?"

by kittengriffin


A Very Hunter Christmas: Part One
"I can't believe this is going to be our first Christmas in the new house!" exclaimed Tsukasa, gliding around the living room dreamily...

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