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The Off Season: The Kiko Problem


by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Island Mystic - Breathing Dilemma

Your ability to breathe will alter...

Idea by lorrawins

by paperjeans

The Dark Spooky Cave

They say there's a MONSTER there!

Also by painless_j

by bripha

Snowie Secrets


Art by bananerr

by carrbot

Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 2

Just when you though it was safe to eat your salad.

by leedom111
Completely Smart - Hideous

I dare you!

Also by munchkinandfat

by ms_meepit

Another Comic

She doesn't need a fancy Paint Brush.

by freshphilosophy
Adu & Jo: A Happy(?) Reunion

An Usul never forgets...

by jossepheen
Recipe for Disaster #10

Have you received your "employee evaluation" yet?

by prismfire
Lost Desert Food (What Really Happens!)

When you receive some food from good ol' Coltzan...

by xstarinax
Dried Fruit Club

Just a day at the beach...

by mydads69
Literally ~ Painting

Arts and Crafty...

by pirate_cove
The Roleplay Cafe: Zap!

...and she changes into a Blue Aisha!

by purrfect_cookie
The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 1


by yankeesrule244444456
Neopian Antics: Terror Mountain

Terror Mountain is a horrible place. Obviously.

by ahqua
Team Mayhem

I Love Fudge!

by dark_moon_blossom
Paper Aeroplanes: Fortune

The Island Mystic does not lie!

by naominzk
The Dangers of Neopia

SPLAT! There goes 9 million.

by fatimarockz1223
Noisy Dreams


by tammytas

Well, there's more than one way to surprise someone...

by umbreon133
The dark side

Sophie has a bad experience.

by vira8
The Kadoatery is Not Enough

Note: Due to rising complaints...

by burning_shadows_79
The Glow-worm Expedition that Could...n't

You should try it a billion times, plus one!

by jokerqueen
Just Our Luck

Look before you leap...

by kzoolaur

King Hagan, the not so wise after all...

by vikesfan12

Friendship is powerful stuff!

by imp_oster
Got Milk...?


by jollygeek
Adorable, I Say

Grow up? How about level up.

by pestilencexcore
Petpet Problem?

She really does love her new petpet.

by zim_ii
The Fear of Every Draik Owner

Curiosity transformed the Draik and only a morphing potion can bring it back.

by bedbugz
How Simple!

Procrastination wins once more...

by dynamoh
Irrational: Random Events

Pink doesn't always mean nice and cuddly.

by _kawaiidesu_
Paper Trail

Faeries ask for the strangest things...

by discowhale
Life in Ice

...And he didn't really even ask for help. =(

by _freestar_
A Very Emo Battle

Are the Shadow Wraiths making your pet sad? Not mine...

by ssj3gotenks18
Skiing Season Trouble

This will be easy.

Idea by ravemuch

by fairye

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Faerieland is Sinking

At this point of writing, a calamity is taking place in Neopia. Something most Neopians will identify as the sinking of Faerieland! Popular culture has had nearly every single person believe that it's falling due to certain magical beings being petrified. Although I can reveal this is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY false information! From an eye-witness Faerieland local, who prefers to remain anonymous, comes the truth as to why this disaster is occurring. They have kindly provided the REAL reasons to the mysterious event...

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Maybelle's Great Battle
Maybelle, a pink Acara, was not the type you would expect to see training in the Neopia Central Battledome. No, you would think that she would be out spending her Saturday afternoon shopping...

by mango_mango101


Potato Quest: Clash of the Clubs
The radical protector of extreme potatoes was walking through this magnificent land, looking around with amazement. "Dude! This place is always so awesome!" he yelled to himself.

by garfield22222


The Neopian Times – A Guide to Getting Published
First, let's look at the great benefits you get from making it into the Neopian Times.

by flapjackpax


The Guide to Being Vain: Tips from an Usuki Girl Usul
And so I thought to myself, why not share my experience in this matter?

by akitera


Occupational Hazard: Part Two
The Wocky awoke refreshed, energised, and ready to make Sloth's life as difficult as possible for as long as he decided to keep her alive.

by antiaircraft


Scarlet Shadow - A Thief's Uprising: Part Four
From the honor-bound young noble he had once seen, the Lupess was now one of the most respected in the guild.

by kathleen_kate

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