Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 471 | 24th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	The Off Season: The Kiko Problem Whee! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Island Mystic - Breathing Dilemma Your ability to breathe will alter... Idea by lorrawins by paperjeans
	The Dark Spooky Cave They say there's a MONSTER there! Also by painless_j by bripha
	Snowie Secrets whoosh Art by bananerr by carrbot
	Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 2 Just when you though it was safe to eat your salad. by leedom111
	Completely Smart - Hideous I dare you! Also by munchkinandfat by ms_meepit
	Another Comic She doesn't need a fancy Paint Brush. by freshphilosophy
	Adu & Jo: A Happy(?) Reunion An Usul never forgets... by jossepheen
	Recipe for Disaster #10 Have you received your "employee evaluation" yet? by prismfire
	Lost Desert Food (What Really Happens!) When you receive some food from good ol' Coltzan... by xstarinax
	Dried Fruit Club Just a day at the beach... by mydads69
	Literally ~ Painting Arts and Crafty... by pirate_cove
	The Roleplay Cafe: Zap! ...and she changes into a Blue Aisha! by purrfect_cookie
	The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 1 SKILL CROUCH! by yankeesrule244444456
	Neopian Antics: Terror Mountain Terror Mountain is a horrible place. Obviously. by ahqua
	Team Mayhem I Love Fudge! by dark_moon_blossom
	Paper Aeroplanes: Fortune The Island Mystic does not lie! by naominzk
	The Dangers of Neopia SPLAT! There goes 9 million. by fatimarockz1223
	Noisy Dreams slam by tammytas
	Surprise! Well, there's more than one way to surprise someone... by umbreon133
	The dark side Sophie has a bad experience. by vira8
	The Kadoatery is Not Enough Note: Due to rising complaints... by burning_shadows_79
	The Glow-worm Expedition that Could...n't You should try it a billion times, plus one! by jokerqueen
	Just Our Luck Look before you leap... by kzoolaur
	Mwahaha! King Hagan, the not so wise after all... by vikesfan12
	Scribbled Friendship is powerful stuff! by imp_oster
	Got Milk...? Curious. by jollygeek
	Adorable, I Say Grow up? How about level up. by pestilencexcore
	Petpet Problem? She really does love her new petpet. by zim_ii
	The Fear of Every Draik Owner Curiosity transformed the Draik and only a morphing potion can bring it back. by bedbugz
	How Simple! Procrastination wins once more... by dynamoh
	Irrational: Random Events Pink doesn't always mean nice and cuddly. by _kawaiidesu_
	Paper Trail Faeries ask for the strangest things... by discowhale
	Life in Ice ...And he didn't really even ask for help. =( by _freestar_
	A Very Emo Battle Are the Shadow Wraiths making your pet sad? Not mine... by ssj3gotenks18
	Skiing Season Trouble This will be easy. Idea by ravemuch by fairye

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"The Usuki Singing Stars #2: A Surprise for Lola" by downrightdude
"I've been hinting about that dress all week," Sparkles whispered to Patricia, who was now joining Sparkles at the Mall window. "I hope I get it for Christmas! Then I can wear it to your New Year's party." Patricia nodded with agreement; she was also looking forward to New Year's Eve. That was when she and her family would host their annual New Year's celebration. They invited all of their friends every year, and everyone...

Other Stories

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Courage
"Look, Hai, I don't know what's wrong with you..." she said, exasperated. "I swear, I'm just going to get it over with and paint you baby."

by the_lovely_plum

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Potato Quest: Clash of the Clubs
The radical protector of extreme potatoes was walking through this magnificent land, looking around with amazement. "Dude! This place is always so awesome!" he yelled to himself.

by garfield22222

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The Guide to Being Vain: Tips from an Usuki Girl Usul
And so I thought to myself, why not share my experience in this matter?

by akitera

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The Neopian Times – A Guide to Getting Published
First, let's look at the great benefits you get from making it into the Neopian Times.

by flapjackpax

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Occupational Hazard: Part Two
The Wocky awoke refreshed, energised, and ready to make Sloth's life as difficult as possible for as long as he decided to keep her alive.

by antiaircraft

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Flowlight: Sun - Echoes of Pride: Part Three
A voice emerged from the creature's throat, oddly inflected, yet recognisable. "Who are you to know my name? You are nothing to us. You are food."

by antiaircraft_3

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