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The Off Season: The Kiko Problem

Whee!

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Island Mystic - Breathing Dilemma

Your ability to breathe will alter...

Idea by lorrawins

by paperjeans

The Dark Spooky Cave

They say there's a MONSTER there!

Also by painless_j

by bripha

Snowie Secrets

*whoosh*

Art by bananerr

by carrbot

Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 2

Just when you though it was safe to eat your salad.

by leedom111
Completely Smart - Hideous

I dare you!

Also by munchkinandfat

by ms_meepit

Another Comic

She doesn't need a fancy Paint Brush.

by freshphilosophy
Adu & Jo: A Happy(?) Reunion

An Usul never forgets...

by jossepheen
Recipe for Disaster #10

Have you received your "employee evaluation" yet?

by prismfire
Lost Desert Food (What Really Happens!)

When you receive some food from good ol' Coltzan...

by xstarinax
Dried Fruit Club

Just a day at the beach...

by mydads69
Literally ~ Painting

Arts and Crafty...

by pirate_cove
The Roleplay Cafe: Zap!

...and she changes into a Blue Aisha!

by purrfect_cookie
The Floating Islanders - Lab Ray Crisis pt 1

SKILL CROUCH!

by yankeesrule244444456
Neopian Antics: Terror Mountain

Terror Mountain is a horrible place. Obviously.

by ahqua
Team Mayhem

I Love Fudge!

by dark_moon_blossom
Paper Aeroplanes: Fortune

The Island Mystic does not lie!

by naominzk
The Dangers of Neopia

SPLAT! There goes 9 million.

by fatimarockz1223
Noisy Dreams

*slam*

by tammytas
Surprise!

Well, there's more than one way to surprise someone...

by umbreon133
The dark side

Sophie has a bad experience.

by vira8
The Kadoatery is Not Enough

Note: Due to rising complaints...

by burning_shadows_79
The Glow-worm Expedition that Could...n't

You should try it a billion times, plus one!

by jokerqueen
Just Our Luck

Look before you leap...

by kzoolaur
Mwahaha!

King Hagan, the not so wise after all...

by vikesfan12
Scribbled

Friendship is powerful stuff!

by imp_oster
Got Milk...?

Curious.

by jollygeek
Adorable, I Say

Grow up? How about level up.

by pestilencexcore
Petpet Problem?

She really does love her new petpet.

by zim_ii
The Fear of Every Draik Owner

Curiosity transformed the Draik and only a morphing potion can bring it back.

by bedbugz
How Simple!

Procrastination wins once more...

by dynamoh
Irrational: Random Events

Pink doesn't always mean nice and cuddly.

by _kawaiidesu_
Paper Trail

Faeries ask for the strangest things...

by discowhale
Life in Ice

...And he didn't really even ask for help. =(

by _freestar_
A Very Emo Battle

Are the Shadow Wraiths making your pet sad? Not mine...

by ssj3gotenks18
Skiing Season Trouble

This will be easy.

Idea by ravemuch

by fairye

 
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Faerieland is Sinking



At this point of writing, a calamity is taking place in Neopia. Something most Neopians will identify as the sinking of Faerieland! Popular culture has had nearly every single person believe that it's falling due to certain magical beings being petrified. Although I can reveal this is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY false information! From an eye-witness Faerieland local, who prefers to remain anonymous, comes the truth as to why this disaster is occurring. They have kindly provided the REAL reasons to the mysterious event...



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Hannah's Hero
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Every Cloud
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The Games Master Challenge: Total Domination
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Genesis: Part Three
These creatures are the key to everything. I must continue my research.

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eleven
I frowned and glanced around. The dark faerie was smiling at me...

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