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Techopalooza: Cheeseroller

Ke goes Cheeserolling...

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Say What?! [NC Mall Edition]

Looks like the NC Mall is a good thing after all!

Idea by brynnestar

by x_drey

A Simple Equation


Colored by dragonwhelpy

by evilone712_27

Fruit Fails 1: The Symol Hole

Today's the day!

Idea by xx_pink_one_xx

by xlilcamby

Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 1

The more you know...

by leedom111
The Life of an Avatar Pet

Poor avatar pets. When they get transferred to your account, you want them to enjoy their stay, no?

by hellehond
Something Has Happened!: The Lantern

Why did he just give that lantern away I wonder?

by poposandr
Camouflage Isn't For Everyone

Some pets are better at hide and seek than others.

by blue_moon44
What if...?

...the lab ray was malfunctioning?

by dyd_666_81
Misty- Lazers

Believe it or not, this was an actual conversation between Kaddy and Wheelie.

by mist222
Just Plain Crazy

The wig!

by saiyukii
Too Hot For Snow

Yup. Not cold enough enough for snow.

by strawberry_honey
Don't Judge By Appearance

Baby pets can surprise you. ;D

by hiorou_yin_yimai

Going to watch the Yooyuball match?

by invader_chloemew
Drama Queens

Exercise: Some motivation required.

by noobspeak
You Better Leave, Quick!

...Or not.

by freshphilosophy
Healing Spring

Healing spring? Hot spring?

by mystery__misery
The Misfits

When you wish upon a star...

by macabrekitten
Random Oddness #24

Rigged? Not at all.

by mistyqee

Bless you.

by vivinovember
Awkward Situations

As inconspicuous as possible.

by kcoli
Meteor Crash Site Adventures

The Potted Tentacles needs some love.

by citrusrain
Kass Basher Strikeout

Lord Kass is in for a shock.

by gatedne
Shade's Realm

(Sadly) based on a true story!

by mucka33
NeoQuest: Everything went better than expected

You are attacked!

by joel_hudson

The Money Tree can be tricky...

by magicalgirl42

Gourmet foods? (It's not what you think it is!)

by tia11220
Recipe for Disaster #9

Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look...

by prismfire
Just Cake #5

Now.. all you need are the sprinkles.

by flameshard
To the Tune: Bobbing for Apples

Do you think he'll get one?

Also by metakitsune

by xstarfrost

Don't Save the Pie Part 2

The Skeith does not want the pie to be "saved."

by bedbugz
Wraith Love


by iamblahp
Insert Title Here

Give me another bottle.

by z0v0z
Celebrating Solo

Congrats on another great year!

by winters_footsteps
The Invasion of Meepits: Birthday

Who says Meepits can't cook up a plan of pure evil? Mwahaha! *meep*

by cynthia_fire
Search the Neopian Times


Cheap and Healthy Food

If my pets love anything, they love an omelette smothered with bacon and cheese and broccoli and onions when they stumble out of bed in the morning, and who doesn't like saving a few extra Neopoints on food now and then? Those users with more than one or two pets will agree that food can be expensive, and there are so many ways to get free food that sometimes it's not necessary to pay for any at all! With that, here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced...

Other Stories


The Legend of the Brain Tree
Twilight had set over the Haunted Woods.

by jace_on_the_flip


Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!
Most of Neovia has become rather bland, but there are rumors of things that go bump in the night. Whenever someone is suspicious of their neighbor, they send me to investigate.

by smudgeoffudge


Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!
Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez


A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia
I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets


Sophie's Return: Part Four
It turned out that Mr. Slytri's castle was rather well-hidden for a castle, and much closer to Neovia than any of them previously thought, including the one of the three that had actually been to the castle.

by chimaera9


The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Ten
Milk grabbed my arm and, making sure he had my attention, sent me an intense look that I've gotten from Xaea a lot. Don't do anything stupid.

by xaetear

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