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Techopalooza: Cheeseroller

Ke goes Cheeserolling...

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Say What?! [NC Mall Edition]

Looks like the NC Mall is a good thing after all!

Idea by brynnestar

by x_drey

A Simple Equation

Yum!

Colored by dragonwhelpy

by evilone712_27

Fruit Fails 1: The Symol Hole

Today's the day!

Idea by xx_pink_one_xx

by xlilcamby

Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 1

The more you know...

by leedom111
The Life of an Avatar Pet

Poor avatar pets. When they get transferred to your account, you want them to enjoy their stay, no?

by hellehond
Something Has Happened!: The Lantern

Why did he just give that lantern away I wonder?

by poposandr
Camouflage Isn't For Everyone

Some pets are better at hide and seek than others.

by blue_moon44
What if...?

...the lab ray was malfunctioning?

by dyd_666_81
Misty- Lazers

Believe it or not, this was an actual conversation between Kaddy and Wheelie.

by mist222
Just Plain Crazy

The wig!

by saiyukii
Too Hot For Snow

Yup. Not cold enough enough for snow.

by strawberry_honey
Don't Judge By Appearance

Baby pets can surprise you. ;D

by hiorou_yin_yimai
Gigabytes

Going to watch the Yooyuball match?

by invader_chloemew
Drama Queens

Exercise: Some motivation required.

by noobspeak
You Better Leave, Quick!

...Or not.

by freshphilosophy
Healing Spring

Healing spring? Hot spring?

by mystery__misery
The Misfits

When you wish upon a star...

by macabrekitten
Random Oddness #24

Rigged? Not at all.

by mistyqee
NeoPhobia

Bless you.

by vivinovember
Awkward Situations

As inconspicuous as possible.

by kcoli
Meteor Crash Site Adventures

The Potted Tentacles needs some love.

by citrusrain
Kass Basher Strikeout

Lord Kass is in for a shock.

by gatedne
Shade's Realm

(Sadly) based on a true story!

by mucka33
NeoQuest: Everything went better than expected

You are attacked!

by joel_hudson
Problems

The Money Tree can be tricky...

by magicalgirl42
Gourmet!

Gourmet foods? (It's not what you think it is!)

by tia11220
Recipe for Disaster #9

Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look...

by prismfire
Just Cake #5

Now.. all you need are the sprinkles.

by flameshard
To the Tune: Bobbing for Apples

Do you think he'll get one?

Also by metakitsune

by xstarfrost

Don't Save the Pie Part 2

The Skeith does not want the pie to be "saved."

by bedbugz
Wraith Love

Awww.

by iamblahp
Insert Title Here

Give me another bottle.

by z0v0z
Celebrating Solo

Congrats on another great year!

by winters_footsteps
The Invasion of Meepits: Birthday

Who says Meepits can't cook up a plan of pure evil? Mwahaha! *meep*

by cynthia_fire
 
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"A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe" by crazy_holly_ii and esperonza14
And now... now Mr. Coconut was popular. Because of a silly caption contest. All Mr. Coconut ever did was say "GOOD NIGHT!" and now... he had stolen Mr. Pumpkin's fame. Mr. Pumpkin had one friend. Mr. Lupe was a blue Lupe, and he was a very good friend to Mr. Pumpkin. Mr. Pumpkin thought about his Lupe friend, and how he was grateful that he was not a Chia, on his way home...




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Bedtime Reading
Then he looked up at his older sister. "Quijj, read to me." 

"That's nice," the Pteri replied absently, turning the page.

by moriwen


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The Legend of the Brain Tree
Twilight had set over the Haunted Woods.

by jace_on_the_flip

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Toys and Teeth
The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08

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A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia
I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets

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History of the Vampire: Part Four
Slowly, Lessee turned to see a looming figure, wreathed in the darkness in the opposite corner of her room. She could barely make out the shape of a Blumaroo...

by dragon_imaginer

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Occupational Hazard: Part One
Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft



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