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Neopian Neophyte - Usukis

They're what's for dinner.

by leedom111
The Off Season: Fangirls

Tandrak Shaye

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Baby Parasol?

It would certainly be an interesting customisation item...

Also by pizzakitty

by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx

Behind The Scenes: Root of All Evil

...Who owns that greedy Kadoatie, anyway?

by elyk442
The Comic comic

A very existential comic hiatus.

by caterait
Tornado in a Bottle

It's impossible... Right???

by veih
A Straw Short

Better hiding spot needed.

by solcana64
Neopet Complaints

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

by glittergirl7000
The Wacky World of Ezel68

He's got a point, Edna...

by ezel68
Woodland Despair

Scarabs eat...

by kuraimizuki
The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting

Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO

by purrfect_cookie

Quite a sense of humor.

by joesephluff
Kacheek Stink

*wobble wobble*

by angelusdeletum
Confusion and Lipstick: Snow Pets

Places to Avoid

by x_love_song_x
Talk About Random

Every loss is a small win.

by buizelmaniac
Unlikeable Sort

Day 1...

by keese_bat
Defective Paint Brush

How shameful.

by bluemeows
The Most Important Things

When the chat board is about to explode, you save what matters most!

by hellehond
For the Lulz - The Joke

We hereby apologize for the puns.

by mooseydoom101
Funtime at the Kadchat

This is how it always goes for me...

by blumenelfe
Usually Not Funny - OOGA BOOGA

And the pumpkin was never heard of again.

by girlthehero
The Meepit - Pure Evil

Even a birthday isn't safe from the wrath of meepits...

by kitteh_love_forever
Obvious Lurker

Word to the wise: avoid flaming eyes if you're trying to be sneaky.

by umbreon133
Chaos Around Every Corner

Where we discover that yes, your younger sibling CAN beat you...

by sailor_midnightmist
Dr. Sloth's Birthday Surprise

Aww, this is so nice of you.

Concept by ravemuch

by 1992jk1995

To the Tune: Tick... Tick...

A few minutes left!

Also by metakitsune

by xstarfrost

Don't Save the Pie Part 1

The pie does not want to be saved.

by bedbugz
Smelly Halloween!

Rots and rots of fun!

by frosted_fires
Neon Light

Yes, Key Quest Faerie. We are ALL watching you. o.o

by kirenaia
Dr. Evil Sweet-tooth

Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Concept by sarcasticdeath

by vampirebunny18

Never Gonna Shut You Up

Seal your cake receptacle, you conniving mountebank!

by mudiikip
Daily Dose Of AWESOME


by leeeeemon39
Eleven Years?

11x365+11/4=4018 xD

by soccagal45
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"Dangers of the Fruit Machine" by emrozi
"It's free," she said. "Once a day, per family, that's the rule. But you'll need your owner." I rushed off to find Luke and Bane. Free entertainment was always nice, especially since at home the only toy we had was a blue Kacheek plushie, and it was beginning to lose its stitching. When we returned to the Fruit Machine, the Aisha was...

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The Times of Omen
If you are given a glimpse of the immediate future, will you chose to set things right?

by outsyder


Dangers of the Fruit Machine
Fifty neopoints doesn't buy much these days, does it?

by emrozi


Another Successful Year In Neopia
*throws confetti and cake* Happy Birthday!

by comawhite333


Top Ten Things to Do on Neopets's Birthday
Following this list will be sure to get you in a festive mood for Neopets's Birthday and jump start your celebrations.

by skizzabella


Ties That Bind: Part Four
Layla gazed at the land around her in silence, trying her best to get on Harwood's good side. Predictably, this didn't seem likely to last.

by merlynia


High Society: Part Five
"Yes, after all, we're both aware of the reality of Lady Cambridge's charity work," Jennings explained as he popped a mini sausage roll in his mouth.

by herdygerdy

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