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The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 16

It all makes sense now!

by buizelmaniac
Faerie Fables: Part 4 of 4

Library Faerie

by purplebee2000
Spots Dots and Carrots - The Healthy Revenge, Part 2


by lovisa966
One Fish, Two Fish

The Replacement, part 3

by fish_puddle
Not the Best Petpet

I wish I could know what it's thinking...

by _sebis_
The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 4)

And to think you could have been doing laundry instead of being here.

by hubadawaha
"Petsitting" Part 2

She really wasn't kidding....

by kanalusa
Recipe for Disaster

Being a messenger ball is not without hazards.

by prismfire
If You Will - New Foods

You know how our fridge only has omelettes?

by razetora
Behind The Scenes: Spin the Wheel!!!

What exactly constitutes a "machine" in Sakhmet?

by elyk442


by imp_oster
Camping at Attic

We love to camp... in front of an attic?

by arctic_wolf___
In the Name of Science

You mean it's not even buried!?

by lombre
Impromptu Shenanigans!


by kittyforte
Random Oddness

Yeah, that shop is like six years old now.

by mistyqee
The Buzzer Game Disaster

Who knew chokato could be so dangerous?

Idea by criticalmind

by boroyan

Cockroach Towers Pt.1

Why it REALLY takes so long for your pets to check into the Neolodge.

by __meepit_
Off the Beaten Path

Sabre-X is really not such a bad guy…

by sam23rog
At The Dailies

Could it be...?

by petaliss
Infinite Laughs (Volume 3)

Not quite a magical artifact of ultimate power...

by _x_bjork_x_

The only items Illusen has ever asked to get were sweet and fattening. Thus, this comic was born!

by mintie_fresh
Fighting the Lab Ray Scientist...

One reason why you shouldn't fight the Lab Ray Scientist.

by darkbited
Just Cake #1

Drat! They're at it again...

by flameshard
Blechy - Joys of a Neohome (1 of 3)

Sink problem

by sheik_93
Emperyal Eckzam!

I dun no.

Idea by marwanshah_13

by tinkor

Soft Spot


by mistfallen
Oh, yes


by berreh
Tchea Slushie Three: Accents

An American pet in a British world...

by manga_wolf
Neopian Circumstances

Rigged Hide and Seek!?

by l0vely_u
Inevitable Plotting #2: Garden Gnome Stalkers

La la la...

by chicken_dancer4444
Insert Title Here ; Food for thought

My pets. My rules.

by z0v0z
Baby Sitting Problems

Can you grow me an apple?

by pepper_kitten44
Defenders of a Feather 2/6

Hero tip #1: always have a decent entry prepared beforehand.

by charybdis7
The Floating Islanders - Faerie Festival

....Must.... resist....

by yankeesrule244444456
Kiochi-The Faerie Festival Disaster

This is terrible...

by chibino
Neopian Neophyte - Expellliboxed

Hanso isn't the only one causing mischief.

by leedom111
The Misfits

Now that the Water Faerie isn't here...

by macabrekitten
The Faeries were one thing... but...

... but this... this is just going too far...

by justoblivious
Oh to be Scary! Part 1

One Jubjub's quest to become scary for Halloween!

Story by starluff

by yampuff

Confetti: Faerie's Ruin Healing Springs

Now what?

by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
Stone Crisis

In times of unemployment, this really is looking like a crisis!

by erfurt_lauren
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"The Start of Something Sinister..." by pippin_me
I was merely a student at the local neoschool in Neopia Central. I was popular. I know that's not usually how these stories start, but this is mine. Everyone enjoyed being my friend. I was kind and generous and above all I had dreams, and I was determined that my dreams would one day come true. I saved every single neopoint I had for that time when I would...

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The Monster in the Pound
"It's not so bad in here. You get to meet lots of different Neopets from all kinds of interesting places, and you get used to the damp, and the food isn't so bad if you hold your nose and don't chew, and we play fun games like 'Guess the Infectious Disease' and-"

by mrs_cherish


The Healer
The faeries were silent, cold stone, and the pleas for help that had always rung out across Neopia now went unanswered.

by atarenya


Grarrls and You!
Grarrl behavior varies by a lot, but most Grarrls prefer to not be fed trash like most owners think they do, so please don't feed your Grarrl dung and old shoes.

by kaleb704


The Top Ten Pumpkin Treats!
It's that time of year again; you can just feel that Autumn is on its way.

by xoxkar


Seeded: Part Four
Isabelle couldn't see a thing. The entire clearing had been immersed in a supernatural darkness, heavier and blacker than even the most starless night.

by vanessa1357924680


Undercover Defenders - Swamped: Part One
Three weeks ago, I joined the Undercover Defenders of Neopia, a secret department within the Defenders of Neopia.

by popso_the_hopso

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