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||Issue: 462 | 24th day of Gathering, Y12
|The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 15Gadget, Gizmo, and Widget?|
|Neopian Neophyte - Baby DaddyBaby paintbrushes and age do not mix.|
|Faerie Fables: Part 3 of 4Rainbow fountain faerie|
|Greetings! # 1How does your Neopet greet others?|
|Spots Dots and Carrots - The Healthy Revenge, Part 1Lili, come quick!|
|It's all too much...Pets have nothing do to with those petpages they receive...|
|Not the Best PetpetpetA breebly!|
|Faerie FoodI'm still hungry.
Lines/idea by cuku1902
|One Fish, Two FishThe Replacement, part 2|
|Xin and OllyI'm starving...|
|Seeing ColorPatience is key, children.|
|Uncommon Sense 1: JokesHey, Adis.....|
|Strange Encounters of the Ghostly KindWell then....|
|Colour-Blind #10Two birds with one stone.|
|CarelessnessYou have to lick it, not eat it...|
|The Soup Faerie's Cooking...Poor Soup Faerie...|
|For the Lulz - HouseBrought to you by the Mr. Insane school of interior design.|
|WhateverWell... they're both purple... and floating...|
|The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 3)Too much pink. :P
|Coltzan's ShrineI hope this helps.|
|Carrbot the Yellow KacheekBreakneck!
Art by bananerr
|"Petsitting"Inspiration by oxo_luna_wolf_oxo|
|Introducing Akemi Part OneNever, ever, EVER upset an Aisha. Ever.|
|Hard TimesI'm tired of juggling.
Also by kimmyfied
|Dandilion Tails in SQUISH IT!!!!Ewww!|
|Save the Whe- Wait- Is That the Giant Meepit of Peace?Thank you for your Save the Wheel donations, I am- I mean- my "organization" is very grateful. ;)
Also by fierycloud
|The Floating Islanders- Nt StarI'd react the same way, I'm sure!|
|Defenders of a Feather 1/6Not every villain dreams big...|
|Still Neo: Style No-ShowMaybe we'll have better luck next year...|
|the dark sideUh.... oops?|
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The KGLF's Guide
You have been chosen by the Kreludan Grundo Liberation Front for your logical abilities and knowledge of the Kreludor mining policies to extract precious gems from the moon's surface and strike a mighty blow at the heart of our Unnamed Nemesis' plans for Kreludan Oppression. Using our Heroic Antigravity-eNabled Neuro-enhanced Artificial Hypermobility unit (or HANNAH unit) you will navigate the mines, avoiding the S750 Kreludan Defender Robots that have been strategically placed by our Nemesis to cripple us, and return safely to the surface with the gems in tow...
|Lost Desert Treasure Hunt|
I looked at the ancient parchment I was holding between my front hooves, then raised my head and looked out the forward windscreen of my owner's two-man Virtupets space fighter as it flew high above the Lost Desert.
|Seeded: Part Three|
Three light faeries in long black robes walked around the pot, throwing in herbs and ingredients that landed into the bubbling brew with plops and hisses.
|Breaking News: Part Five|
Peter realised his mistake as soon as he said it. Hagan was the King of Brightvale, not Meridell. He'd just said it without thinking.