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The Pursuit of Randomness - Part 5 of 7

They get us kicked out of shops.

by moonflwr786
The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 8

A familiar face... or is it?

by buizelmaniac
Wishing Well Suspicion

What do you mean suspicious? Move along please, there is nothing to see here. Hey, you there! I said move along!

by purplebee2000
3 Royals plus 1

See what you have done!!!!!!!!!!

by white_tiger0226
The Bunker - Q&A Filler #3!

Tell a knock-knock joke, at least! Just DO something!

by hubadawaha
Food for All- Dish #17

Ouch.

by maiinoki
The Wishing Well: What Did You Ask For?

(:

Also by dogcrazy04140

by g_mmmonster

Sketchy Babies: Not fair!

Baby neopets!!!

by icysnowe
Robots

XL Strike 3.8 ...what about the other bad versions? xD

by sonumoo
Altador Cup Follies

Altador Cup rule #7A36, Section K

by bolddrake
Revert

I could go for some roasted Ixi, myself...

by charybdis7
Neo Items #1 - Stormy Negg

Curiosity killed the... Gelert?

by jemima_kitty24
Silly Flotsam

....Who's the imposter here?

by rakkaus
Welcome, Woodland Acara

Welcome!

by rub3ns
Hangul's Thoughts

Well, that explains some things...

by twirzzle
Nosing Around

And to think it would turn out so funny.

by leeeeemon39
Chocolate~Strawberrys

He melted!!!

by winter_dusk
100 Kinds of Crazy- Fortune Cookie

What happens during the Kyrii Mystic's lunch break.

by kouger233
Scary Altador Cup

I think I just lost my appetite...

by reclusity
Squid on a Stick

"In Which Nachi Acquires a Tin Foil Hat"

by uccellina
Kiochi - Scaredy-Aisha

You're a scaredy-Aisha...

by chibino
The Name Calling Game

This is what they do in their free time. You'd think they'd have better things to talk about but...

by leetmango
No Technology

Blast you, TNT. *shakes fist*

by kittytoes
The Staring Competition

How mutants cheat in staring competitions.

by anhong_12
How Simple!

Oh, our humble beginnings...

by dynamoh
Light House Life

You wait around for a bit...

by louishooper
Greetings and Irritations

*bump!*

Also by patjade

by dark_elfa

Pumpkin Farm

Sweet Dreams!

by mistickal_dragon
Hoopla: Trade

Not as scary as I thought.

by _pokemon12_63
Paper Trail

The uncustomizeable are uncustomizeable for a reason...

by discowhale
Piff-Puff

WARNING: Beware of falling neopets.

by _sharna
Neoschool Bluez

When you brag, your ears will hurt. :)

by kookiekimme
Artificial Aishas

Caffeine is a great bedtime snack for your pet! IF your pet is nocturnal...

by goodsigns
Tooth Faerie

Maybe he should try playing games.

by mudkipdoll
Family Fun

Random family antics sure are fun~

by canzoned
White Gnorbus = Strales According to Kaiucia!

What?

by helenasback
Caution: May Bite

*munch*

by beastybas
The Floating Islanders- Charlie Pt.1

Meet Charlie.

by yankeesrule244444456
Speak No More

Polarchucks don't eat ice.

by laehlani
Freak-out - Breaking the Habit, Part One

Gotta have more carrots!

by ichigostars
 
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"A Misconception" by illumiinate
"I'VE HAD IT!" Rido, the blue Grundo, cringed—managing to duck before Dr. Sloth's arm could connect with his head. It was Thursday, signaling the weekly meeting in which his master was required to display his wicked plan towards destroying Neopia. All was going well, until the...




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A Misconception
Dr. Sloth narrowed his eyes, and Rido could swear he saw them flash crimson. "You think this is easy?" he began, voice rising along with his apparent anger.

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Each night, when he was done for the day, I would pepper him with questions as to what he was up to. "Just wait and see," was his constant response.

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How to Play the Stock Market
The lazy Neopian's guide to riches!

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Zeke's Gift: Part Three
"Corrie created you?" Zeke wanted to know and Awtchey nodded. "But... she told me that I was the first Xweetok she had ever created."

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Good Foundations: Part Three
Jennings feigned a look of surprise and turned to his bodyguard. "It appears we have fallen victim to a cunning trap, Mr. Black."

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