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Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 13

Sophie can't resist the power of Zappz's cuteness! :3

by buizelmaniac


Also by nerdytiger

by misshamsterlover

Maraquan Mishaps - Voyage to Virtupets Space Station

The cuisine here is even better than at Kelp.

Also by sk8brdrme

by lily_evans11

Young Magic

Never leave your baby Chia unattended!

by loituma
Star Trouble

Look, a shooting star!

by maniac_road
Paint Job Pains

I need apples, pears, and an orange.

by cm_law
Confused by the Ray

Blouge is really bad with changes. Or maybe I use the ray too much..?

by 7up_soda

Lord Kass, you should really make stairs.

by yankee1925

A Mini Game has been activated!

by mstr_dark
CayCaed! #4

In which Caylir FINALLY steps up.

by kattrish
Pea Party

How embarrassing!

by 0rbiit
One Altachuck Too Many

So what do you do with all of those gifts from Altador?

by blackgold3
Meerca Chase

How to play Meerca Chase

by besweethere
Kacheek Tea Party

Guard your chocolate chip cookies...

by jessicaobrits
Kau Crew

Ever wonder where your Kau Kau Farms milk comes from?

by saphireblue3
Avatar Hunt: Jhudora's Quest

"Are you sure you want to help her??? She IS a Dark Faerie!"

by givemeapicklemann
Can we Maraquan Shoyrus Really Fly?

...Sadly, no...

by kookiekimme
Battle Potatoes: The Shadow Usul

Talk about a drama queen...

by ivie_outrage

How lovely...

by moose_whisperer
Feathers and Scales

Shopping is a dangerous pastime...

by seraphicbrie2004
Kite Strings

Being fashionable is different than being tough.

by 1cecubeh
...and he changes color to...!!

spoiled much?

by axel_roxastoo
The Purple Dress: Part II

And it continues! How spooky.

by leetmango
The Symol Hole

Inspired after trying forever to get the avatar from the symol hole... with no luck. =)

by juicedlime
Adventuring With Reliter - Part 1

Only the REAL adventurers have pink backpacks!!

by elyse229522952295

I'm not certain where I got the brick from either.

by jupedujour
Black and White: The Pant Devil

Hey, he has to eat!

by fuzzymonkey31
Blackholes, Force Fields and Fire, oh my!

Yeah. Chariot Chase feels about this hard huh? Thank Neopian Gods the Black Holes didn't make it!

by tgrcheergrl
Oddities: The New Job

Things change.

by neo527539
Adorable, I Say

Who could resist that face?

by pestilencexcore
Biting Back - :: ~ Part One ~ ::

It's so hard being a cookie.

by friedcheekin
Caution: May Bite


by beastybas
Ignorance is Bliss

You've found a discarded magical blue grundo plushie!!!

by hubbardlouise5
Sanity Sold Separately

Book Shops can be dangerous.

by songbird808
Colour-Blind #5

No petpetpets were hurt in the making of this.... Oh wait--- Nevermind.

by subzeroace
Starry Stuff; Halloween Issue Part 3

Awww... She doesn't look that guilty.

by marilltachiquin
Imagine THAT!

Too many little secrets...

by pocopooh
Halloween Troubles, Part 2

Well, actually...

Also by lykyeahright

by a13xl

A Spooky Halloween, part 3

Fairground rides!

by ghostkomorichu
Halloween Crossover #2


Also by water_park1993

by ruby_petal

Where's the Slorg?


by mochi1130
Tricking with Schise #1

"But I like faeries! Ehh... whatever..."

by sasayaki_chan
Search the Neopian Times


Interview: Eliv Thade

First, I had to go into that creepy old haunted house. Then I had to convince Mr. Smarty-robes to accept the interview. And after the interview, he still insisted that I had to do some weird ritual to put his soul at rest (AKA find that book that he's been wanting to finish for so long and the kitchen knife so that he can snack on apple slices while he reads), which meant that I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark..."

Other Stories


Winter Wishes
"Please do not show Leia this letter. I could not handle coming there and seeing her sad face."

by illinata


Three is Company: The Lost Temple
"Her? Them? Give me some details, you're leaving me a bit confused here," Jeran said.

by jeran_b


Markove's Interview With Eliv Thade
I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark."

by selenial


Economics 101
To begin to understand this principle, let's start with a situation we've all experienced.

by darkdragoon772


The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part Two
Garoo: What do you want, Ylana Skyfire?

[muttering under his breath] Treacherous scum, loyal for hire.

by rosabellk


The Possibilities are Endless: Part One
In less than an hour, hungry Neopets would begin lining up at the door of the Soup Faerie's cottage. I ran from the Marketplace...

by majikel

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