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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Grey Day Edition


by pikemaster1
Neo Asylum 2

Happiness is fleeting...

Drawn by jellyshroom

by sakananao

The Hero Society - #22

In which the entire mission kind of goes out the window.

by bearcatt
Pain(t)ful realization

I've decided to change my look.

by siddiemeo
Random Events in Neopia 5

Yay for fluffyness!

by spirited_dolphin
The 4 Tails

What are you looking at?

by ledgers_angel_3
Doin It Old School Style

Well, I guess that snowickle is going back to the petpet ray tomorrow.

by abcdsnowfall

You want a WHAT?!?

by _pokemon12_63
A Sad Celebration

Happy Grey Day!

Art by hakimvansoffthewall

by tanyawebber

Yurbles, Heroes?

The best neopet.

by loroserrano

Snot, eh?

by turquoisebird47
Balthazar and Captain Obvious

It doesn't take a therapist to see he's a little upset.

by pink_nautilus
Drama Llama Xweetok?

It's basically the same pet, right?

by apricate

Spin, spin, spin!

by ghostkomorichu

But they said I could eat anything!

by sharkies
The 'Tok of the Town: Mystery Meat

Zhang and Koda decide to go out for a snack...but what's REALLY cookin' at Kyrii Kal's House O' Chicken?

by moonlightfear
Strange Antics #3

I'm not scared.

by thestr4ngeone
Milk Money

And then the zapper glitched...

by plumbus
About That

Being a mutant...

by arcanneia

Ree! How could you?!?!

by misshamsterlover
Starry Stuff Grey Day Special

What?? Grey is the best colour ever??

by marilltachiquin
Undying Love

Warning: Obsessive Pack Rat Syndrome only affects owners.

by ruby_chrysenthemum
Neopian Anomaly

Darn oblivious, unappreciative tourists...

by lizica166
Rightside Down

Ew, there's hair all over my chocolate.

by cheeperstheowl
Random Chronicles

I gotta check the high score list!

by monkey_dx
Contemptible Ways

"This is outrageous!"

by contemptible
Purple Candlesticks

Bless you.

by xx_alanah_xx


by arycapricat
In Our World [1]

Neonpets rocks!

by yokubou
Why Won't You Work?!1?

'Nuff said.

by dragonstorm_75
You Are Attacked By A Noil!

A Noil attacks you.

by m3rcuri


by d0rm0use
PWNed by the lab #6

Hello, Little Neopets.

Script by genta1111

by empoleon07

Grey Days

Because being the faerie of greyness just isn't hard enough already...

by suparainbow13
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Smiling Grey Neopets?

Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...

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His Side of the Story: Apprentice
Parlax stood, eyes closed, in the middle of the room. He held his blaster loosely at his side...

by silent_snow


Meditation on a Sigh
Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

by mamasimios


Avoiding Grey Day
In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day.

Also by phoenix_through_fire

by concertogreat_8


Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies
Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute


The Sorcerer: Part Seven
"I think," said Lord Darigan slowly, "that the most sensible course of action would be a careful examination of the curse itself."

by jokerhahaazzz


Secrets in Shenkuu: Part Three
"Princess Lunara, what are you doing in the kitchen?" he inquired. "This is a place for servants and chefs, not princesses."

by a_greenparrot

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