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Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 2

The Battledome: Fun for all ages!

by lawrence_189
Medical Tree: Thrift Shop

They have feelings too!

by leetmango
The Class of '08 Part Eleven

I'll give the questions individually...

by _dead_meat_x_
Poor Parlax 2


by fwipinator
Tiny But Tough - Priorities, Priorities...


by crazy_kathy
Refreshing Break

It is sooooo hot...

Idea by oni_no_tsume

by cevierakasky

Pros and Cons of The Petpet Laboratory

Is it really good for your petpet?

by cawzer2
Sometimes You Have To Wonder

Because we all want to know what's up with that darn Grundo Plushie.

by folkloric
3 Kougras + 1 ?

Finding food on the floor...

by unfaithful_enigma

Is it really a girly name?

by x_artiii_x
The Trouble With Robots

When Missy's singing goes too far...

by dragon_child_
The Evalution of Insanity

Hissi Day 08

by the_foster_home235

And the plot thickens.

by xtermination
Camoflauge Evacuation Drill

Please run and hide in the nearest bush or tree.

Script by spiral333

by pheonix_firewing

Neopian Tragedies

When trading pets became all right...

by fjant
Gone Batty

Poor, poor Chico...

by dogsndragons
AFK Gamers

The truth behind the plot.

by kukyomisimi
Happiness is...

Besides, you can always just lick it off...

by luckyfishie
Zap by the Ray

I'm going to eat all your Neopets food when you aren't looking!

by cynthiac369
Kajillion: The Floating Illusen Doll


by bettyming
Maya & Minki - Business Trouble

What could have made them think that? *pokes sign*

by manisha_3_3
Think Before You Buy

You might wind up wasting your money.

by nancy_drew_obsessed
Snow Woes

It's only a Keychain...

by harucho

What's the threat here?... Oh.

by pacute_2121
Famous Friends are Handy!

The benefits of befriending the Easter Cybunny...

by starlite1287
Symol Treasures

Did you find anything?

by greenladysoap
Slorg adventures #3

Fly backwards?

by _kiplala_
Over Loaded


Written by geneames1

by summerschilde

Restocking Madness #2

Being banned just isn't cool...

Also by feverlama

by hypno_the_cat

Battle Problems - Bombs

One fateful day...

Idea and original script by spiritdweller13

by hubadawaha

Bumper To Bumper

Darn! We should have turned right at that black-hole...

by books86
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Game Avatars 101

Rather than being a step-by-step guide on how to achieve a particular avatar, I decided to compile a guide that gives advice on how to approach the whole process of earning a gaming-related avatar to hopefully give you a much better chance of success. So dip in and out and try the suggestions as they apply to you and I'm sure I shall soon see you on the Avatar Chat displaying the fruits of your labour...

Other Stories


Reva's Strange Dream
Reva always wanted to be a faerie, but not just any faerie. She wanted to be just like the Tooth Faerie...

by areana55954


Trade My Heart
"You have a gorgeous Draik. Draiks are my dream pet..."

by draco_de


A Letter to Neopia – Declaration of Sentiments
You, owners, I beg you understand me. Neopets do have feelings...

by hidden_0_o


Introducing Destruct-O-Match 3!
This game is definitely prehistoric looking...

by yautja_warrior


James Nexis - Deception: Part One
James Nexis was tired. Stacks of paper stood on his desk; old newspaper clippings, statistics, notes, and several versions of the report he was currently working on...

by punctuation_ninja


Qasan's Quest: Part Four
"Y-ye-yes..." Qasan sputtered. Be brave, be brave, do it for your family, he told himself...

by beinebabie321

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