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Issue: 343 | 16th day of Hunting, Y10

Comics

	Spardel vs Kadoatie Hahaha... Ah by ladyxzeus
	Notions and Nonsense - Ha! Fireballs rain down! Also by patjade by hidden_0_o
	Late for neoschool! RUN!! by konayukii
	Not punny! I can't believe that no one thought of this before! XD by empoleon07
	Just Filler Things escalate so quickly... by katopia12
	Kau Kronicles Welcome to the family! by scoobydooduu
	Baneful Birds Some wearable are not meant to be worn by some pets... by snowickle_111
	The Biggest Problem Life's not all pretty flowers and lovely cakes for our hero Samuel... by lavenola
	AZS #2 - Confound It! Some things just weren't meant for our pets. by johnredds
	Randomness Oh dear. by firestarrz
	Items 101! - That's pretty tall... Does it ever end? by neodragonangel
	Don't Ask That rock has a way with words... by augiboo7
	Apprehensive Nothing, you hear me? by koroi_tora_sama
	Neopups You better jot down notes. by coshi_dragonite
	Looking Sharp Chemistry convention! by kevinlin1216
	Snapshots Why spotted pets aren't any good at Kacheek Seek. by respects
	Best Dressed Hey... by doomsays_
	Caution: May Bite Eh? by beastybas
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 4 1/2 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	.Blue. Rocks? On a space station? by wortwortwort
	NOT WANTED - Look at what I got at the NC mall! ...It's not real. by monstirmon
	Birds of a Feather What a nice day. :) by neogirl4749
	Annual Lupe Festival And to conclude our ceremony... by pheonix_firewing
	Chibi Adventures The Cookie by kristykimmy
	Arbitrary: Special Issue What is the Space Faerie thinking? by risen_hope11
	Double Wammy Looks like normal petpets aren't so much better than cardboard ones... by mello__mihael_keehl
	Breakfast Time With Baby Sloth Blegh, oatmeal. Also by dehoot by dweezy
	Bath Time No Bath Time for me! by rosiier
	Unadventurous Adventures: Never shake Why? Art by curve by water_park1993
	Maya & Minki - Color Question The color of hide and seek. by manisha_3_3
	What's for Dinner? Hey, what's for dinner? by enchances
	The Class of '08 Part Eight You're a genius! by _dead_meat_x_

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Darigan For the Cup!

The third annual Altador Cup will take place this June. If you know all about this event, take a minute to paint your pets Darigan, proclaim your love for the almighty citadel, buy from my shop, or do something else productive while I explain. The Altador Cup is a yooyuball tournament between the worlds of Neopia. Yooyuball is a game that is only playable during the Altador Cup. During gameplay, one team plays another, trying to score the most goals before time runs out. Each win earns points for one's team. Basically, each world tries its hardest to earn more points than its weekly opponent. Whoever has the most...

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A Tale of Two Islands
Don't get me wrong, here. I liked Lutari Island fine. I was just getting tired of the same fog every day...

by 4zure

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Picnic Surprise
"Hmm, I'm not sure this is the perfect picnic spot, Belle," Liberty answered, a little hesitant to set down the basket of food...

by housers4

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How to Take Care of Your Meepit
Feeding your petpet is an integral part in taking care of any petpet, and meepits are no exception.

by nr_gh889

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Don't Lose Your Head!
Some people say Headless items are scary...

by anamya

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Qasan's Quest: Part One
Qasan hobbled after his owner into the spacious kitchen. This was his favorite room. Since Julie was particularly wealthy, Qasan and his three sisters enjoyed a cushy lifestyle...

by beinebabie321

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The Rebel's Heart: Part One
She held her ear against the wall, hoping to hear the voices that she knew were there. "I bring news from the commander..."

by ewagon

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