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Issue: 343 | 16th day of Hunting, Y10

Comics

	Spardel vs Kadoatie Hahaha... Ah by ladyxzeus
	Notions and Nonsense - Ha! Fireballs rain down! Also by patjade by hidden_0_o
	Late for neoschool! RUN!! by konayukii
	Not punny! I can't believe that no one thought of this before! XD by empoleon07
	Just Filler Things escalate so quickly... by katopia12
	Kau Kronicles Welcome to the family! by scoobydooduu
	Baneful Birds Some wearable are not meant to be worn by some pets... by snowickle_111
	The Biggest Problem Life's not all pretty flowers and lovely cakes for our hero Samuel... by lavenola
	AZS #2 - Confound It! Some things just weren't meant for our pets. by johnredds
	Randomness Oh dear. by firestarrz
	Items 101! - That's pretty tall... Does it ever end? by neodragonangel
	Don't Ask That rock has a way with words... by augiboo7
	Apprehensive Nothing, you hear me? by koroi_tora_sama
	Neopups You better jot down notes. by coshi_dragonite
	Looking Sharp Chemistry convention! by kevinlin1216
	Snapshots Why spotted pets aren't any good at Kacheek Seek. by respects
	Best Dressed Hey... by doomsays_
	Caution: May Bite Eh? by beastybas
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 4 1/2 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	.Blue. Rocks? On a space station? by wortwortwort
	NOT WANTED - Look at what I got at the NC mall! ...It's not real. by monstirmon
	Birds of a Feather What a nice day. :) by neogirl4749
	Annual Lupe Festival And to conclude our ceremony... by pheonix_firewing
	Chibi Adventures The Cookie by kristykimmy
	Arbitrary: Special Issue What is the Space Faerie thinking? by risen_hope11
	Double Wammy Looks like normal petpets aren't so much better than cardboard ones... by mello__mihael_keehl
	Breakfast Time With Baby Sloth Blegh, oatmeal. Also by dehoot by dweezy
	Bath Time No Bath Time for me! by rosiier
	Unadventurous Adventures: Never shake Why? Art by curve by water_park1993
	Maya & Minki - Color Question The color of hide and seek. by manisha_3_3
	What's for Dinner? Hey, what's for dinner? by enchances
	The Class of '08 Part Eight You're a genius! by _dead_meat_x_

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"Appearances Are Not What They Seem" by mudkippikdum
She was fairly sure that she had been abandoned because of her newest colour. Blue. What wealthy Neopian wanted an unpainted pet? It was her petpet that eventually got Tulip adopted. Doughnutfruit the plushie Hasee. Her new owner was just as greedy as the previous one – but the plain green fur of the Kacheek who turned up with her told Tulip that she was nowhere near as...

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I Don't Want to Be a Pirate: Part Two
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