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||Issue: 340 | 25th day of Eating, Y10
|Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.5*cough cough*|
|Test Your StrengthThink you can hit the top?
Concept by flying_tree
|Not Punny!Note to self: Buildings are heavy!|
|The Valley of SpamNeopet Group Therapy|
|The King of MeridellWhat kind of person steals?|
|The Way Things AreI know we're not neomillionaires, but...|
|Kacheek SeekYou found me...|
|TrickedThis is a new chapter of Ashtar & Mok comics|
|The Lost DessertBe sure to be exact when you tell someone where you wish to go.|
|How To Get Coco RollYes, there is a way to still get it...|
|News Around NeopiaWon't somebody PLEASE think of the children!|
|Unadventurous Adventures: Everything for the flowersWhat lovely flowers...
Art by invalid_character
|Arbitrary: Customation WoesYou're out of season, Gigi...|
|Malevolent, huh?For all those people who don't know what Malevolent means!|
|[Insert Title Here]Only those who are qualified can be the Top Scholar.|
|Logic Has No Place Here*applause*
Written by visorak_commander
|Tiny but Tough - Whoopsies!Oh dear... what have you done now, JJ?|
|St-!St! ST!Grey pets tend to be jumpy.|
|Imiya's New BuddyZzz...|
|The BunkerThe tank is now full. The weirdness tank, any how.|
|Neopia's Most Wanted?Answering an age old question.|
|The Class of '08 Part SixYour next challenge will involve...|
|Boochi Attacks Again!Poor little Buzz, now he can't fly.|
|Insert witty title hereAaaaah!|
|Dave the LonelySeriously, Dave, get some animate friends.|
|Amikarashui #10Meerca Chase Madness Part 1|
|Easter Egg ParodyWhere IS the last egg?|
|Deep into PoetryOne day in the catacombs...
Idea by 111kyttibaby
|RemovableCustomising your Christmas Zafara into a White Zafara?|
|Purple SpikesAvast, ye wayward sprogs!|
|L00py - Springy EyesYeah, that would be a LOT better.|
|Life of a Lupe: "Free Neocash"The problem with siblings...|
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"Reintegration" by spoonguardonline
Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..."
|Research and Development|
It was well known that the vast majority stock holder in Virtupets had always been Doctor Frank Sloth. Never anything that could be proved, of course...
Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick.
|Fine Line: Part Four|
When he left his office to pursue a fugitive, the grey Tonu was swift and ruthless. He had captured and detained countless tomb raiders...