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Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #5, Finale)

Owww..that's not good...

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by kazukazue



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by skullosaur

Baniai Buds! 1.0 Frisbee

Furrahgo and Karrygra are Baniai Buds!

Also by lacreamosa

by kitsunekomouri


Doctor! I need help!

Also by torkie10

by kevinlin1216

One Way to Taunt the Pant Devil

The bearog is included for legal purposes. :0 (No, really!)

by brittanyrc3
NC Mall Useless?

NC mall is not all that useless...

by 5thrider
Grey Days


by blinkin_sprog
Salt the Slorg: Anger Management

Why everyone is angry at Salt.

by summerchristmas838
Robo - Malfunction

Sometimes it's tough having a Robot Neopet as your friend.

by raichu288

Who has taken the poor baby?

by 220232
Mystery Island Living

True story. I mean, actually. I said that.

by zestily
Milk Money

The Blood Donation Part II: Long awaited and just in time!

by plumbus
Spud Buds! episode 1

Where do potatoes go when they die?

by mango_lovebird
Tiny But Tough - Not Alone There

When the words just slip out...

by crazy_kathy
Snit, a State of Agitated Irritation

Nothing like some good old gum on your shoe.

by touchedbyapenguin
The Reason Zippo Isn't Musical

Zippo is not musical. O_o

by otulissa_noctowl
No Apparent Significance

That's surprising...

by reikosay
What The Heck?

When Suskfeo meets others... he would stand his ground.

by extorpid
The Bright Side

Dr. Death finally gets a long needed vacation.

by pink_kitty16
Wafflecone Comics

How could you?!

by nickulla
Baby Adventures: Clothing Crisis

Where's my scarf?

by cinderkitty17

(n.) an irrational fear of spyders

by laurie_pie468
One Too Many Doughnuts

Doughnutfruit, yay!

by jacla120
Secret Item!

Hoo! hoo!

by inushina
Wisdumb from the General Speaker


by mysticmannie
Sugar Free Lolipop

Why sugar free lolipops were never invented!

by amyfaymoss
The Tater Tot Ninjas

Where did that crash come from?

by pooglefairywww
Zafara and Lupe Days

Look behind you!!!!

by moonkie_saphy
Multi Media No.1

SPLAT!! ...oops.

by u_uzzzzz
Flying Food


by pleastakemehomeagain
Freak-out - The Burglar


by ichigostars
Shoyru Adventures

Keychains are the best, arent they?

by lawrence_189
The Captain's Last Lesson

Erm... guys... I didn't mean me!

Also by razieel

by x_seabee_x

Alter Ego

Those are SO boring.

by queen_starshine
A Snowbunny Tale

...But it's "wearable!"

by i_love_yellow_sporks
Stuck in the Neopet House

Halloween Leftovers

by spotthechelsey
The Hypno Goggles

*puts on hypno goggles* Yoouuu will reeadd thiiis commiiicc...

by fantasticdora
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Heroing How-To

While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...

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Page and the Exams
As they parted, Page looked after Sammi worriedly. She felt bad, knowing how much the Uni struggled to keep up with class work...

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Faerie Flying 101: DON'T DO IT!!!
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by moonbeam445_6_6


Real or Rumor: Sloth Edition
Did a delivery Grundo spot Sloth in FOOTIE PAJAMAS?!?

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The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market
As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

by emilyvine


Dance of the Meepits: The Neovian Attack - Part Four
"Enough!" cried Ilere. "I've been expecting this for a long time!" She held out her hands and a green glow formed...

by jockylocky


A Haunted Path: Part Three
A Lupe was running down the path toward them, his sword drawn and waving. He clanked loudly in his armor, and, from a distance, he looked like a very magnificent creature. It did not lessen the closer he got, and when Telos began to make out blue fur...

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