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Meeping Madness #2

Forget about the ink blots...

by yellowsugardog
Wafflecone II

Watch out for that swamp ghoul...

by nickulla
The Quiggle Ballet Tutu!

I'm going to buy one!

by ooorianeoo
CrazyComix: Oh Brother...

Uhhh... no comment?

by samantha13_rose
Why the Meteor Really Leaves!

At least he left an I.O.U.

by sarah_is_cool_times2
Dear Neopets Team...

Exposing the dangers of Neopia, one letter at a time. Brought to you by Grey the Uni... who is actually coloured green.

by featherwingedangel
Happy Birthday!

A blue Kiko and a yellow Chia go to wish happy birthday to their friend...

by i_am_you_
The Dark Side

Do not feed.

by vira8
Cooking With Dr. Sloth

The Dr. Sloth Way

by blackaliscious
Hilarious Hissi

Don't wanna say "I told you so," but... I told you so.

by baby_everything

Don't underestimate a bug the size of your thumb. ;)

by srsddgrl

I want OTHER slushie flavors from now on, please!

by qibbo

Maybe an upgrade?

by sharkies
Altadorian Cobb Salad

"The One With the Missing Plushie"

by tissuewaster
Stolid Solids

Every petpet finds a pet.

by darkangel_neo14

You'd think there'd be a limit to their thievery.

by naekiri
Hagan's REAL Secrets

I already knew that!

by ringb

Gosh darn reality D:

by nausicaa1992

Oops! Sorry, this item does not exist in Neopia!

by kevinlin1216
Pant Devil Meets Boochi

Pant Devil: I just wanted some candy. :(

by seth123456
So Fresh

Have you ever wondered how snowballs are made...?

by miss_fresh_7
Random Neothought


by dptdtkf
Picturing a Weewoo

What's wrong with that camera!?

Story by tulle_94

by cawzer2

Pointless Nonsense - Times Writers

My idols!

by petfriendamy
Mutants Are Classy

Well, I never!

by dig_that_maniac
Tag Can Be So Unfair!

You're it!

Also by _devimon_

by futuremrsharrypotter

The Valley of Spam

Should we trust him?

by chichikokoyamma
You Know You've Been Playing Neopets Too Long When...


Also by gruslenman

by thunderwolfcrys

Be Original

Happened at the BC Board: "OMG PLZ VOT 4 MI ENTRY I DONT CHAET ITS HAND DRAWN!!11!!"

by doomsays_
Gone Batty

Ah, the joys of living in the Haunted Woods!

by dogsndragons
Ximera's Home Video: The Red Tail

NOO!!! My brother's a cannibal!! I can't believe it!!!

by ximera
Painting Your Pet

Normally, pets are ecstatic when they're painted...

by artsyk
Don't Trust The Pant Devil!

My lupe Vermanee was tricked by the Pant Devil!

by deluxe_cheeseburger


by imthai
The Benefits of Having Jelly Walls

See, being poor isn't always bad!

by wirlhwind
Lever of Doomed Avatar Collectors

You know you want to pull it.

by sleepysweeper
Half Empty

Free moral included.

by panther_puma
Kau Coral


Script by kamikatze24

by michelle192837

Normal is Overrated


by tamarainian_girl
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Chocolate Ball!

A buzz of excitement is in the air. Hordes of Neopians are walking toward the one, the only, Annual Chocolate Ball. Most are turned away at the door, for they have no invitation (granted only to the best of Neopia) in their paws, hands, or hooves. This reporter has managed to grab an invite from an innocent passerby (it was all in the name of journalism!), and is now standing inside the Chocolate factory...

Other Stories


In the Faerie's Garden
The voice was soft, pleasant, and lacking in anything malevolent, but nonetheless, it made her skin crawl. There was just something eerie about being in a field, following an unknown voice...

by brokensilent


Adventures of Hungry Skeith: Hunt for the Candychan
Cakes and ice creams sufficed just fine at the factory, but they lack that pepperminty goodness that I so crave...

by twocent


Imperial Exam: Passing the Cut
The gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...

by gooie629


Have a Ball
So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate?

by confiserie


The Mystery Behind Neoschool: Part Three
"Like I said before, there's no way those builders are going to ever let us know about Neoschool. What we have to do is blend in..."

by zuziafruzia


Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Five
Jazan covered another yawn and winced as Nabile smacked his leg under the table. "Of course, feel free to look around," she said with a smile which froze for a second as she glared at her husband...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

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