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Reality Check

There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge...

by xx_freaky_xx
Spooky Crossover

"The Great Neogardener!"

by kai_pawz
Or Something Like It: No Soup for You!

Why is there Battle Dung in my Soup?

by kittie_orion
Scribbles - Mount

You just CAN'T switch roles in some games...

by _jakk
Stolid Solids

It must be a hard day's work for Sabre-X...

by darkangel_neo14
The Petpetpets of Neopia

Super Shrinker 5000

by starlet12
Snow Pets

Aren't snow pets lovely?

by lap_ghost
Traveller's Tales

Well, since when?

by annasso


by gone_postal
Off Track: Mr. Facey

I can dance and sing and...

by klipsan
Me and Them


by hamtaro6969
A Practical Mistake...

A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through...

Idea by edmarblecake

by x_seabee_x

Strawberry Adventures

The adventure begins...

by seel24
An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points

Ever wonder why it takes so long?

Also by riggs4ever

by thunderwolfcrys

Idle Chatter

Please queue for Santa.

by party_hobbit
Island's Tales

It isn't wise to bully your little brother...

by juliaduarte

There's something familiar about Bazatlans...

by lachtaube
Dirt, or Paint?

Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^

by wirlhwind
And the Meepits Outgrabe

Ooooh, she's so cuuute...!

by kittylin
Beware the Meepits!


by cnmarine
the Gryphon Files

Shh... don't go waving that around!

by light_element94
What Jhudora Does For Fun...

Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense?

by fruitcupandspoons


by linnipooh
A Warrior's Quest

It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place.

by ukitate
Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars

Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing?

by petfriendamy
Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy"

Your shoelace is untied.

by starburst_hamstar
Evil Feepit #16

And that's why you don't have any friends...

by fmoura_98


by edddibgaz
Plushie Randomness


by goodie_2shoe8
Knick Knack - Faerie Wars

Why did you choose Storm's side?

Art by ghostkomorichu

by pokemon_lunatic

The Not-So-Sweet Smell of Failure

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Also by bird_brain312

by manda314

The Happiest Quiggle

So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident.

by nut862

The End.

by ravenatore
Niki & Niko: April Fools Day

I must find something to play a trick on Niki today...

Art by ximera

by nikitachi

Shiny: Faerie Wars

Hey! Aren't you Glare from the new Faerie Wars plot?

by tamia_silverwing
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...

Other Stories


Lucky Everything
"You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days...

by monkeybytes


Can't Go Wrong With a Classic
"It's April Fool's Day!" the Mynci declared, jumping around in anticipation. "You didn't forget, did you?!"

by mergirl294


Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?
Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi


Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?
No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301


The Ghost of Meridell: Part Three
Jeran watched the King's Champion with questioning eyes as he walked to a thin brown cabinet in the far corner. He opened it up and very carefully took out what was inside. Jeran's jaw hit the floor as the knight handed him a brilliantly crafted sword...

by kt_fox


Legacy of Ice: Part Two
The Wocky was now returning the insect's look of surprise. He didn't seem to be a mean pet; did that mean he was a good one? Most good pets were polite, though. She didn't know what to make of this strange insect who was a rude nice person...

by wascoolest123

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