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Pointless Nonsense - Games Room

They really redid the games room, didn't they?

by petfriendamy
The Problem with Jetsams

Better be a Green one.

by dariganduck
The Hard Way - The Price of Laughter

Cal learns the price of making King Skarl laugh.

by anela19
Fables: Similarity by Comparison

'Oh, relax, Tear!'

by ann13131313131
Master Plan?

Here we go again.....

by celrbubbles
Altadorian Explorer

Somewhere on Terror Mountain...

by catspook
Tale of Woe: Aftermath

Let the plot prize madness commence!

Also by kbbob

by thunderwolfcrys

Evil Feepit #15

He's got potential...

by fmoura_98
Groom Tschaja

THAT is fun. xD

by siri_magatsu
Abnormal Espionage - Entropy and You

What's not to love about virtual life applications of the laws of thermodynamics?

by kazenkori
Babies...

The trouble of baby pets...!!

by louise_the_zero
Pet Peeves

Secret of the Darkness Faerie

by digitsez
Life as an Aisha: Monthly Freebies

When it comes to free food, never trust your siblings.

by xlaq
Done Deal! - Stupid Things!

Something wrong?

by pantheray
Two Babies in a Cot

We love you, Boxy!!!

by autumn_belll
Define Idiocy

Word of advice, take a solid pet to the temple.

by darkness1300
Bowl of Rice #1

You're in BIG trouble!

by jazminz3p
The Bunker

Poof! ... again. :D

by hubadawaha
Dandilion Tails in: Not Welcome Here!

Neopian Eats

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

R.S.M.

Issue 2: Oxy-moron

by cardquestmanager
A Good Job!

Nothing is more important than help when you need it.

by _zilex_
Wingoball Victory! Victory?...

???

Art by krispykritter6

by mryddian

Razzle Dazzle - Episode X

Razzle Daezzelle Part II

by khestrel
Why Some Neopians Don't Make...

Good Teachers

Also by fairynotes

by imogenweasley

Not Really

I think I like Scabus better...

by shettisen
Never Give Up!!

Or try, try, again. Let's not forget the flip side, never surrender!

Also by hello5346

by aiyakhiori

Lupes? Brave?

So... Lupes are brave? Yeah, that's what we all thought...

by england_dragon_249
The Neopian Life

The truth always hurts.

by niumaten
Neofreakz - New Laws of Comedy

Why are we standing here doing absolutely nothing?

by lnvadervex
Utterly Random

Inside the Lunar Temple...

by arornedhel
Gelert Days

But I'm a GIRL!

by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
A Sad Rainbow

*cry*

Drawn by leparfait

by xlaxed

Weird Life

O_o

by miss_dragoness
Feepit Frenzy

Eww!

by fariy287
Under Drawn

Got any sandwiches?

by alaskawombat
 
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Paint Brush Polls: Island



In honor of this exciting time of year, Paint Brush Polls is bringing you the top ten Island fashions! With 49 Island looks currently available, the competition was pretty intense, but there were a few pets who stood out above the rest in the eyes of Neopets users. You sent in your votes, you selected the winners, and now you get to see the results...



Other Stories


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Thor's Tales: The Rainbow Pearl
"There only are about twenty rainbow pearls in Neopia and they're worth so much that if Queen Fyora would sell only one of them, she could retire from the whole Hidden Tower business..."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Becky's Gift
Becky was a Poogle in a hurry. She raced along the streets of Neopia Central, swivelling her head to glance at shop windows as she passed. It was Mellie’s birthday party, and she had forgotten to buy a present...

by bookworm_kate347

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How to Be a Rich Neopian Without Doing Anything
This guide is a little different. It explains how to be a passively rich Neopian. It is possible to break a million neopoints without playing games all day long. That's what we all want, isn't it?

by neesboy

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Attack of the Slorgs - It's Never Too Late to Repel!
Slorgs fear NOTHING when it comes to attacking your fields of marrows and turnips – nothing. Not even your fierce glares and waving of the shovel at them! But fear not, for there is aid.

by twiddl3d33

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Legacy of Ice: Part One
The sand under her feet was burning her delicate paws and the sun over her head was relentlessly heating her back. This was nothing like her home, where the sun above was cool, only providing light, and a soft white carpet was always underfoot...

by wascoolest123

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Eleven
Then they heard a loud, clear voice, a voice that Melissa had wanted to hear for several days, a voice that she never thought would hear at a time like this...

by precious_katuch14



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