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The plain truth of Neopia: The Present

Let's see what's in it!

Idea by kazukazue

by tirrya


No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER.

by fork
Milk Money

Being an adopted pet vs. being a labrat...

by plumbus
Now Hear This

You can hear the sea...

by sarika_ambrielle
You Are What You Eat


by razziie
Nonsense: Geraptiku

Muty meets the island natives.

by kai_pawz
Trouble in the Ice Caves

Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves.

Idea by bovinegrapevine

by pencil_cases

The Truth About the Fire Faerie!

You have a new quest!

Idea by swedish

by pyrorockchik

Pet Kicks Club

Cookies can be evil too, you know...

by gelert548
NeoQuest II: The Mysteries

OMG! It bit me!

by gabeedragon
Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice!

Learn before you leap into your bath.

by raptorsama
Heavy Mental

Dignity, thy enemy is the air guitar.

by 4zure
Da Funnies

I can't open my soda.

by mustangstar13
Faerie Fights

Illusen and Jhudora...

by fireyfaerie_27
The Dark Side

No more Devilish Cake before bedtime. o.o

by vira8
Normal is Overrated

The Secret Origin!

by tamarainian_girl
Boochi Victim

Get to the point...

Also by cheeseo615

by emmamarx

Evil Feepit #14

History doesn't always repeat itself...

by fmoura_98
Sirius's Picture Book

'Til the Kaus come home...

by angel_girl857
Playing with Puns

I had wondered...

by inuyashalover37
And the Meepits Outgrabe

We have to pick out a name.

by kittylin
Mouldy Bread

Mmmm, tasty.

by ariel_007
The Pink Cloud

The Symol Hole...

by racoony

How do those pets with antlers make it down?

by haunted_cookie
The Ka-DOLT-ery

One of the reasons why kadoaties don't ask for Draik eggs at the Kadoatery anymore...

by lissy_chan
Sophie & Meowclops

A tribute to the retired petpet, the meowclops. He lives on only with the pets of millionaires...

by squeaky_button
CHOMP CHOMP... The Evil Peanut Chia!!! Part 1

You eat AT this table. You don't eat the table itself.

by crystal_snow_15_
Or Something Like It: Faerie Swap #1


by kittie_orion

The Island Mystic is EVIL!!!

by akakoneko
Day Jobs

Blame it on the lab ray.

by explorer_253
Tarla, the Nightmare: TARLA MUFFINS!


by kerath
The Happiest Quiggle

I hear she's particularly good with flambé.

by nut862
Friendship Woes

Let's be friends!

by fire_princess433
Little White Lies -- In celebration of Gelert Day


by scaladenmark
Random Something - Illusen Day

Well, whaddya know? Green pets AREN'T safe from pinching on Illusen Day!

by silvermare200
Knick Knack - Illusen Special

Illusen appears in a puff of smoke!

Also by goosher

by pokemon_lunatic

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"Illusen's Bad Hair Day" by ummagine3284
She wouldn't worry—she couldn't; she was too busy as it was—so she comforted herself by telling herself nothing else would go wrong. It helped for a few minutes, but she couldn’t get the picture of herself out of her head. But this is a bad hair day, Illusen thought...

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Tales from a Lost Grundo
"It all started when my parents told me we were going on vacation to Faerieland..."

by liannachick


The (Fortunately) Disappearing Pencil Sharpener
"Since you have all been such brilliant students, I have brought from home, for all of you to use this year, a classroom pencil sharpener!"

by maxalt


A Very Random Interview with Uzarro
I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian...

by 24meepit13


Foods for the Pampered Pet
This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal.

by infernodragon02


Super Chel: Part Two
Chel stared at Eric. He was a boy. She was a girl. If she went up to him to try to become friends she'd be an outcast. There would be endless teasing by Isabella, Chel's best friend, and the other girls. But on the other hand, he wanted to be a super hero...

by kittygirl5170


Spheres of Influence: Part Two
Suddenly, a streak of white fur shot past the Tyrannian Kougra. Before he could see what it was, he saw the creature running down the street toward Cole and Robin...

by zephandolf

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