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Spooky

Spooks in Space #3

by ghostkomorichu
Randomness

The problem with step out shoes...

by anime_freak999
The Worst That Could Happen

Lab Ray Mishaps

by mango_lovebird
Just Another Usul Day

When we first met Xituious, we were all a little worried... We still are.

by chiluvr2469
Island's Tales

Sometimes, being painted isn't that cool, you know?

by juliaduarte
Lauren & Co.

You just had to tell her...

by poogle_gurl_123
Fer Sure

I have eaten 37 Wockys.

Idea by destraenigma

by redlotusninja

Our Crazy Life

Arabiias wants a petpet.

Idea by sparklingxangel__

by katrina769

Modern Marvels

Apparently we needed a guest concept person to make another giant squid comic...

Concept by kspellcaster

by flarethdragon

5 NP a Day

It's a comic... about hot dogs! And Hubert. But mostly hot dogs.

by lindseywest
Mutant Eye Tests

The more the merrier, but not in the case of eyeballs.

by xoxo_card
Idle Chatter

In the days when Ellevire was still yellow...

by party_hobbit
The Generosity of King Altador

Ooh, I wonder what it will be...

by raezyr
At Least There's a Limit

I wonder what game I should play.

by cutykitty225
Snowager Tips

Spazz's Snowager tips are guaranteed; we will send you a medic and a new tail if you are not satisfied.

by soaringeagle25
Dandilion Tails: Help Me! HELP MEEEE!.... Too late.

Help! Help! Dr. Sloth is after me!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

Ghostly Irony

Funny meeting you here...

by ghost_blue_girl
Sibling Rivalry

Extreme Herder

by evilpuppyangel
Anna Banana

What do you do with a potion when you like your neopets the way they are?

by leckard
Kougra's Life

And you thought Kougras were dainty eaters...

by littletiger_14
Velocity's Comic

White Paint Brush: around 300,000 NP. Kau Kau Farm Milk: 200 NP.

by firstmatewiggles
Hide and Go Sneeze

Gotta love Kads, or they'll GET ya!

by aiyakhiori
Just Sit

A weird sense of humor...

by katopia12
Only in Neopia...

Oops! Too late... somebody seems to have taken that item while you were pondering.

Story by foamysfinalresort

by aokajin

No Comment: Crossover - Some Hero

One fine day in the Geraptiku Tomb...

Art by squire_genevieve

by tirilia

Me & My Mootix - Is This Tour Safe?

In honor of Gadgadsbogen, we take a tour of Mystery Island. Is the Island Mystic usually right?

by peri0neo
Petpet Trouble

Give me a big hug. =3

by takina_rainbow
The Truth About the Altadorian Archives

The secret lies within...

by rose_cel
Colorblind

One of the many uses for the Scary Dark Potion...

by penguizon
This Comic Has No Title

Why? I don't know. But you should totally click the text above.

by me_like_juice
The Neopian Life

All I got for 6 hours and 100 NP was this?!

by niumaten
Kind Intentions...

A closer look at the lifespan of a flightning bug.

by ms_noname
Just Funny

*sigh* More snot...

by julia_200611
Commendably Done!

Pea Chia kites; one word - tiny.

by snuggles_n_huggles
 
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Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises
It was today, the final day, that had excited murmurs racing throughout the packed crowd. Tensions ran high, for today was the biggest event of all - the hero's exhibition match...

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The Koi Party
"Nah, what could go wrong? So here's where our laser will go-" Apoc was interrupted by his brother...

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Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?
We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

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Why Plots Are Preferred
Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl

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Spheres of Influence: Part One
Even as he watched, the second Chia disappeared from sight. "Well, this is irregular," Drake muttered to himself...

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Seven
Suddenly, I heard a sturdy knock on the door. I rushed over to it, wondering if it was Malin. But then again, she'd probably have a key to her own house, and wouldn't be knocking...

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