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Little Orby

Some messy person has spilled 150 Neopoints...

by tashni
Z0MG! Underwater Fishing Escape

Patience is a virtue, but not if you're about to get in trouble? Run!

by xxkesenaitsumixx
Neopian Sketch Parade

Something about risks...

by glitt_
Petpets Time

Part 1: About terrifying shadow

by ximerika
Jelly Restrictions

Don't you DARE!

Art by candykitty

by pokemon_lunatic

The Petpetpets of Neopia

Pooch goes to the Vet

by starlet12
Their Own Little World

Who would have thought?

by daughters_ofthe_moon
The Sad, Sad Truth

I know it's traumatizing... but you all simply have to know the truth.

by potatoes_on_toast
Hungry

There are other ways to get food besides the Soup Kitchen!

by hypergirl3030
Neopian Insanity

I.O.U.

by emmybug184
Diablo's Lab Ratz

What are your Hidden Talents?

by diablous_tiger
Gone Fishin'!

Teach a pet to fish, and it'll never go hungry... right?

Idea by swedish

by voodoodollee

All Bark and No Bite

*knock knock*

by krychek2001
Neo-Fizz

The sad thing about plushie petpets...

by spooky_cookie
Neko's

I think Vira might be mad...

by akakoneko
Jealousy at Meri Acres Farm

That is so wrong.

by alice_in_ponderville
Attack of the Vegetarian Grundo

Who knew the Grundo Leader was such a health nut?

by moobecca
Makeup

Yay, makeup!!

by mayamayamay2
Faerie Blues

Go on, you know you want to help me...

Script by autoc007

by tristess

And the Meepits Outgrabe

My hallway is missing!

by kittylin
Sweet Family: Nancy Needs Space

Yeah... Nancy needs space. So do Zhai and Tac.

by dingohybrid
Catch and Cure

I don't feel that good...

by aiyakhiori
Grumpy Old King

King Skarl's biggest fan introduces herself.

Also by xappz

by zyalea

Catch of the Day

Even on a day off, Woogy and Jimmi still manage to somehow come across a doughnutfruit...

by indreams
Demon 4

Stupid lab ray.

by ookami_mangetsu
Randomness

This is why I don't feed my pets Neocola...

by anime_freak999
Behind the Scenes: Meepit Juice Break

*sigh*

by lisaw1215
Altador or Bust!

When using a catapult... it's always wise to check the wind speed first.

by animoon_kirby
Neopian Bloopers

I just invented something great!

Art by bluepen

by kidagakash_nedakh

Another Comic Without a Name

Maybe THAT's why you don't see them...

by hedesku
Ashes To Ashes

It's always a great day to be a fire pet.

by ashen_fae
Dandilion Tails: Krawk Seek

Where are you off to?

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

Un-Animated Cookie Shorts

Oh yeah?

by white_lightning100
Grasping at Shadows: Technical Difficulties

A note to the Meepit Mafia -- Please stop breaking into my neohome. D8

by mindsend
Sort Of Random

Me Too!

by _spacecat_
Commendably Done!

Faerieland sure is a pain in the lungs!

by snuggles_n_huggles
No Game Here - Illusen's New Fashion

I want a carrot!

Idea by hello5346

by kamikatze24

The Happiest Quiggle

That about sums it up.

by nut862
 
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The Handy Lawnmower



I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! As I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Functionality and of Lawnmowers, I feel that it is my duty...



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Shush for the Screamer
"Hi, Susie," whispered a familiar voice. Miriam was kneeling down on the carpet. Sitting next to her was a small Baby Acara, the one who, Susannah presumed, had just screamed...

by _jade_em_

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Out of Place
Oh no, I thought. Oh no, oh no, oh no... My thoughts melded into the darkness that sent me flying into another world, away from everything I cared for, cherished, falling away in one single zap...

by moonea123

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Painted Petpets' Peculiar Prices
What price to ask when you are selling a petpet? And what if you want to buy one? This article gives you the answers!

by zolphia

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Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood?
Welcome to the world of Gross Food. Not to be confused with food that is gross, such as sprouts, broccoli, and oatmeal...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part One
A small pet's laughter could be heard from the snowy valley below. Bells jingled every time a shop door was opened or closed. The green, red, and white lights reflected off the perfect ocean and onto the ships that were docking. Such a lovely morning... so why was she troubled?

by kemppotatoe

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Two
"I can't believe it. I just can't. It’s the Staff of Alhasutek, the real thing! I studied this last year!"

by ummagine3284



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