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Also by frynr

by goten__10

Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight

Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster
Fiesty Freaks

It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh

Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika
A (short) Tale of Two Knights

At a hotel...

by cherry_r0ses

The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o

by celestialearthenmage
Grunty Occasions

Being sick.

by lleif
The Problem With Slorgs

Ah... slorgs.

by ladyofthepheonix
Only in Neopia...

Warning: Ear plugs required.

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

Dandilion Tails: Outside Time

Oh noes.

Art by dandilion_crucifix

by walkaroundstar

Tea Time - Battledome pet

But I'm the battledome pet! ;_;

by kleptie
How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi

Pew, pew.

by x__orlando4eva__x

I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn
Restocking in Real-World Neopia?


by ipod509
Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained

...how DOES the Kadoatery work?

by thunderwolfcrys
Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures

Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness...

by chloenorling
Darkest Corner

PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup...

by dark_elfa
Meepit Story

Why do I even bother?

by magic262626
Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days!

Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously.

Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith!

by bluepen


Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83
Cure for the Itch

How difficult is it being Eamann?

by autoc007
I'm Not Hideous!

I bought you a new petpet today.

by hardlyevolved
Just One of Those Days

Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21
Sometimes Never

A Day at the Ray

by chatnut_m_a
Your Check, Gentlemen?

I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic.

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

computer freaks:// the toothbrush

Why do you want my toothbrush?

by kaykay355


by puppyluverz
Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III

Dr. Sloth? Here?

by kamikatze24
Unfair Advantage

Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies
Fully Equipped

Well, that explains a lot.

by dudeperson41

Good question.

Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration!

by akakoneko

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Study Shows Negg Chasing is Fun

Most Neopians nowadays see Meerca Chase II as a simple, quick way to make a few Neopoints each day. They see no excitement or action in this game and pay very little attention! This all may have been rather true with the old version of the splendid game (plain old Meerca Chase), but that is certainly a blatant lie when speaking of the newfangled Meerca Chase II! Please give me a few minutes of your time to explain myself...

Other Stories


Life of a Shopkeeper
The tiny Chia unzipped his bag and searched for his store's keys. After a few short minutes of constantly pulling his things out and tossing them back in, he could not find his keys...

by ummagine3284


Smilty and her Tale of Woe
Smilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...

by silent_snow


Fire Pets: Care and Myths
These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of! If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.

by kittyfjeld


Fancy Eats
Ah! The wonders of being a pampered pet. But for your pet to be pampered, you will have to give your pet fancy foods!

by donuts_254


The Battle for Kreludor: Part One
The screen before Krule suddenly flickered to life and shed an eerie green glow of light over his face. The commander straightened up and watched as the face of Dr. Sloth came into focus...

by azellica


The Thirteenth Key: Part Three
"Avast! Matey, are you goin' to th' Golden Dubloon, too?" I asked him, trying to talk like a pirate. Alas, I should have read that book...

by writer190

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