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Also by frynr

by goten__10

Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight

Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster
Fiesty Freaks

It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh

Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika
A (short) Tale of Two Knights

At a hotel...

by cherry_r0ses

The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o

by celestialearthenmage
Grunty Occasions

Being sick.

by lleif
The Problem With Slorgs

Ah... slorgs.

by ladyofthepheonix
Only in Neopia...

Warning: Ear plugs required.

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

Dandilion Tails: Outside Time

Oh noes.

Art by dandilion_crucifix

by walkaroundstar

Tea Time - Battledome pet

But I'm the battledome pet! ;_;

by kleptie
How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi

Pew, pew.

by x__orlando4eva__x

I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn
Restocking in Real-World Neopia?


by ipod509
Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained DOES the Kadoatery work?

by thunderwolfcrys
Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures

Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness...

by chloenorling
Darkest Corner

PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup...

by dark_elfa
Meepit Story

Why do I even bother?

by magic262626
Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days!

Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously.

Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith!

by bluepen


Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83
Cure for the Itch

How difficult is it being Eamann?

by autoc007
I'm Not Hideous!

I bought you a new petpet today.

by hardlyevolved
Just One of Those Days

Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21
Sometimes Never

A Day at the Ray

by chatnut_m_a
Your Check, Gentlemen?

I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic.

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

computer freaks:// the toothbrush

Why do you want my toothbrush?

by kaykay355


by puppyluverz
Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III

Dr. Sloth? Here?

by kamikatze24
Unfair Advantage

Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies
Fully Equipped

Well, that explains a lot.

by dudeperson41

Good question.

Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration!

by akakoneko

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Study Shows Negg Chasing is Fun

Most Neopians nowadays see Meerca Chase II as a simple, quick way to make a few Neopoints each day. They see no excitement or action in this game and pay very little attention! This all may have been rather true with the old version of the splendid game (plain old Meerca Chase), but that is certainly a blatant lie when speaking of the newfangled Meerca Chase II! Please give me a few minutes of your time to explain myself...

Other Stories


Look Where We Are
A Darigan Lupe trots down the main street of Meridell which is littered with debris and broken shards of glass. Leaves rustle as they race across the once happy lane...

by cyborg8000


Adventures Through Time and Space
"How did these get here?" she wondered aloud. Then she saw Radi coming, and she jumped right in it. Radi jumped into the other one...

by littleunicorn92


The Haunted Woods - Tale of Woe
For quite a while now, many, many, many Neopians have been crowding the thousands of graveyards that sit in the Haunted Woods...

by scottiepug


Your Dazzling Disco Guide
Disco, the upbeat style that is sweeping Neopia as we know it. Now you may be thinking, why on earth should I get involved in this collaboration of hot pink material and sharp snazzy dance moves?

by retreat_at_random


Needed Adventure: Part Twelve
Enzo's brow furrowed. He didn't quite understand the question, but the other wild pets all looked at him expectantly. "Well, I... I mean, we all did it. It just took a little teamwork..."

by tdyans


A Break in Memory: Part Four
A green Alien Aisha sat next to him. XP turned to say hi, as he knew C2 would, and the Alien Aisha shoved a blaster against XP's chest...

by appaloosa500

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