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Also by frynr

by goten__10

Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight

Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster
Fiesty Freaks

It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh

Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika
A (short) Tale of Two Knights

At a hotel...

by cherry_r0ses

The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o

by celestialearthenmage
Grunty Occasions

Being sick.

by lleif
The Problem With Slorgs

Ah... slorgs.

by ladyofthepheonix
Only in Neopia...

Warning: Ear plugs required.

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

Dandilion Tails: Outside Time

Oh noes.

Art by dandilion_crucifix

by walkaroundstar

Tea Time - Battledome pet

But I'm the battledome pet! ;_;

by kleptie
How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi

Pew, pew.

by x__orlando4eva__x

I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn
Restocking in Real-World Neopia?


by ipod509
Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained DOES the Kadoatery work?

by thunderwolfcrys
Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures

Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness...

by chloenorling
Darkest Corner

PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup...

by dark_elfa
Meepit Story

Why do I even bother?

by magic262626
Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days!

Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously.

Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith!

by bluepen


Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83
Cure for the Itch

How difficult is it being Eamann?

by autoc007
I'm Not Hideous!

I bought you a new petpet today.

by hardlyevolved
Just One of Those Days

Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21
Sometimes Never

A Day at the Ray

by chatnut_m_a
Your Check, Gentlemen?

I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic.

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

computer freaks:// the toothbrush

Why do you want my toothbrush?

by kaykay355


by puppyluverz
Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III

Dr. Sloth? Here?

by kamikatze24
Unfair Advantage

Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies
Fully Equipped

Well, that explains a lot.

by dudeperson41

Good question.

Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration!

by akakoneko

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"Lila and the Pillow Problem" by ch0c0lat3kik0
"LILA! NOT AGAIN!" roared Darlene as she entered the room. Lila was standing in the middle of her room, bits of cotton plastered to her mouth. Darlene rushed to her pet's side and wrenched open Lila's jaws. She examined Lila, and saw that she had fluff, feathers, and cotton sticking to her mouth...

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Look Where We Are
A Darigan Lupe trots down the main street of Meridell which is littered with debris and broken shards of glass. Leaves rustle as they race across the once happy lane...

by cyborg8000


True Home
Sepkun picked me up and brought me to a house by the beach. After she entered the house, she called. "Hey, Aishy! I found something that you may like!"

by sepkun


Fire Pets: Care and Myths
These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of! If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.

by kittyfjeld


Common Neohoming Myths
While Neohoming isn't easy, it's probably not as prohibitively difficult as you might think.

by strangeperky


Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part One
The two brothers exchanged quick glances. Spellbooks were just as dangerous as acidic potions. Some of them had the tendency of reading the reader back. Some ran around at night. Some blew up every once in a while...

by ssjelitegirl


Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Five
Even as she shouted, the two Xweetoks heard a great scuffle, shouts, pounding on the doors, and then, "Surrender in the name of Emperor Sloth! Ruler of Neopia!"

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852

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