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Also by frynr

by goten__10

Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight

Beware: Capn's Cooking

by red_labster
Fiesty Freaks

It's so cold in here!

by eevilbirdiezuh

Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika
A (short) Tale of Two Knights

At a hotel...

by cherry_r0ses

The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o

by celestialearthenmage
Grunty Occasions

Being sick.

by lleif
The Problem With Slorgs

Ah... slorgs.

by ladyofthepheonix
Only in Neopia...

Warning: Ear plugs required.

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

Dandilion Tails: Outside Time

Oh noes.

Art by dandilion_crucifix

by walkaroundstar

Tea Time - Battledome pet

But I'm the battledome pet! ;_;

by kleptie
How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi

Pew, pew.

by x__orlando4eva__x

I always thought of Peophins as being *taller* than Usuls...

by kyrinn
Restocking in Real-World Neopia?


by ipod509
Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained DOES the Kadoatery work?

by thunderwolfcrys
Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures

Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness...

by chloenorling
Darkest Corner

PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup...

by dark_elfa
Meepit Story

Why do I even bother?

by magic262626
Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days!

Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously.

Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith!

by bluepen


Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind.

by goldnangl83
Cure for the Itch

How difficult is it being Eamann?

by autoc007
I'm Not Hideous!

I bought you a new petpet today.

by hardlyevolved
Just One of Those Days

Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21
Sometimes Never

A Day at the Ray

by chatnut_m_a
Your Check, Gentlemen?

I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic.

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

computer freaks:// the toothbrush

Why do you want my toothbrush?

by kaykay355


by puppyluverz
Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III

Dr. Sloth? Here?

by kamikatze24
Unfair Advantage

Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies
Fully Equipped

Well, that explains a lot.

by dudeperson41

Good question.

Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration!

by akakoneko

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Woods Witch Wants Workers

Deep in the darkest part of the Haunted Woods lives a witch that goes by the name of Sophie. Some say Sophie is the 'Soup Faerie' of the Haunted Woods, feeding many a wary traveller. The only problem, though, is that Sophie is very careless and quite often her ingredients end up on the floor or get eaten by her hungry Meowclops. She needs your help to ensure that her ingredients end up in the cauldron. Your tool of choice is...

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