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Today's Forecast...

It figures.

by zucchini55

Guess who snagged tickets to see M*ynci?

by ghostkomorichu
When Skidgets Attack

Just one more reason.

by emmaleigh99
Just Another Day

I think I need a makeover...

by miacirclegirl
Absolute Rubbish

Why ghosts don't play yooyuball...

by littledrummergirl92
This Comic Does Not Exist

Bummer, eh?

by minuko
The Truth Behind the Giant Omelette

The Omelette has Gone!!!

by m3rcuri
In the Battledome

Abilities aren't all what they're cracked up to be.

by dragon_nut64
Slorg Slime #2

Mission Bakery Invasion. Time for the pies to seal the fate of Neopia.

by theicyworm
When Plushies ATTACK!!

*poke poke*

by meridell_magic
No Comment: Crossover

"What happened to your avatar?"

Art by super_evee

by x_massacre_x

The Many Uses of a Walking Carpet

A loving petpet...

Also by arkmin

by ruthluoruthluo

Xweetok Bomber

I want to play with you too, Chia bomber!!!!

by ximerika
Hingoyle the Pea Chia

Hingoyle isn't the brightest pea in the pod.

by goody2shoes153
Daily Dose!! Pt.1

The Yooyus need a whistle to get out of every hole!

by autoc007
A Day in the Life of a Virtupets Mechanic

Channel your anger in a positive way.

by worry_no_more
Canned Insanity

Hee hee, I made a punny!

by pirate_11
The Heat

...just a dash of heatstroke...

by unirret
The Near Side

Neopia's most feared creature unleashes his fury...

by temiree

The crazed escapades of wily Neopets.

by thunderwolfcrys
Half Empty

That's a good reason...

by panther_puma
The Adventures of Leona and Kaa: Stuffed!

Leonareid was starving, and now she is famished!

by _ob1_kenobi_
D00M 1, The Lever of

Must... not... pull...!

by rcwalters

The thrilling adventure of a group of Quiguki dolls!

by brokerpet
Spiffeh: Falling Stars

They should come with a manual.

by riddle_twins
Efprect Onnenses


by mystiquedarkholme
DICE a Roo

It was 'bound' to happen...

by da_dude_with_shoez

Clanking cans? That's it?

by ravenatore

Boredom can lead to a burst of sudden creativity...

by hakurui

I used to have a cloud pet.

by askance
No Game Here: Vegetable Soup Please

You can hide right here.

Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Oddly Enough...

Random Events are named perfectly.

by foreva_cursed
Pojo's Paintbrush - Uni's Tips #347

Just because they look cool apart from each other...

by pojolocohammerfoot
Why Waterfish Don't Swim Well

Poor little guys!

by loveycake

Just because you ARE camouflage, doesn't mean you blend in.

by fuzzy_green_glue
Near-Death of a Salesman

On-body advertising is the hottest thing in Neopian sales!

by khirkah

Why you should put collars on your petpets.

by evalyn1012
Hilariously Unexpected

Maybe telling him how much his Lost Desert paint brush was worth wasn't such a good idea...

by greg_simon
Grundo Independence Day?

Can you help me?

by alenyoti
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Pets Win Big at Auctions

Don't we all dream of getting that special Neomail from TNT, saying that we had the winning bid? Well, here is a short (well, maybe not THAT short), but sweet guide for you, showing you how to make more of those Neomails come your way. Welcome to the Neopian Auction House Guide! Here, cool tips will come your way, to make sure you get what you came for...

Other Stories


The Pink Grobrin Story
Don't... touch... the... pink... Grobrin...

by bootpelt


The Same But Different
Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room, and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...

by lightninglover34


10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat
Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)

by tkm_lexis


Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?
We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen


The Peophin Incident: Part Six
"No matter. We're nearing the end of our little treasure hunt, one way or another," Teirryn responded, gulping from his water bottle. "We either succeed, or we die trying..."

by kyrinn


True Sisters: Part Eight
"It seems we shall meet this Fanteni upon the field of war in less than one hour. Prepare yourselves, soldiers, for the time has come to battle!"

by im_smarter_then_you

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