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Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy

Being a pea Chia has its downsides...

by karatehuendchen
Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites

So, what did you do?

by stallion555
Meowclops Madness

Please read the first line!

by himmelskatze
The Neopian Hospital

I'm afraid you have Sneezles.

by hypno_hawk
Howl at the Dog Next Door

An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence...

by ledgend_of_the_sun
Petpet Parade

My new petpet only knows one trick.

by the_forest_maiden
Disturbed Reality

Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction...

by fairi_dream_forest
Calamiity's Calamities

Flick!

Story by vollyballgal

by foiblefoible

Usually Abnormal #4

Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy...

by tristess
Upside-Downside

Of all Cybunnies...

by dragonkeeper92267
Strange Requests

When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen.

by xoxo_card
Colorful Snowflakes

Paranoid much?...

by chibikatza
Veggies, Anyone?

I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation...

by medli20
Intellectual Twaddle

All your Neohome are belong to us.

by katu_fushigi
It's Raining... Acorns!?

Acorn... one more...

by ximerika
The Panting Devil

Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name...

Idea by laliiveah

by s2_okima

Me and Them

Yup, she lost it....

by hamtaro6969
What Really Happened to Bob...

Last spotted: 83 days ago.

by emmaleigh99
The Gallion Ranch

One potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

And the Meepits Outgrabe

Ohhh how cute.

by kittylin
Boredom at its Max

That sly, sly faerie.

by toad_on_the_road338
Yarr Matey!

Ewww... it smells of fish!

by endlesshollow
Dive for Maraqua

Be scared?

by siri_magatsu
Dangerously Insane

BRAAARRRGH!

by leah_51293
No! Not Logic!

I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Can you believe kids these days?

by wallaroo42
The Egg Wars Chronicles

Crafty she-beast...

by miajune
Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree

I actually got something!

by petfriendamy
Rii n' Vix

...I didn't do ANYTHING.

by riimaru
The Mind of Max

How Max saved Neopia.

by 0omythical_dragono0
Only in Neopia...

We're always funny side up!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

lolz r@nd0m

Hey! It's just like a party blower!

by blisterkiss
Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary

Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee!

by guitarsiren
Chiller - Free Lemonade

There's something awfully fishy about that stuff...

by dogsndragons
Spontaniety

*cough* I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you...

by halo_n_friends
Edna and Sophie's Stew

Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch...

by smockey11
Working Hard, or Hardly Working?

Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K

by ikusas_love
Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix

Kougra owners, beware!

by loveycake
Petpet Fuss

Caution: very slippery.

by labeboyse
Infamy is Not So Bad!

A tragic tale of the Nightsteed!

by ancalimee
2537 Sakhmet Slums

I don't see the big deal...

by l3luepheonix
Usukicon Con

Admission: 5 NP

by plaquenil
 
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Other Stories


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The Spell
Most Neopians would be at home preparing a warm serving of salivating Turkey Drumstick Dinner with a nice chilled mug of Thornberry Fruit Grog. My stomach growled audibly at the thought. Not me, though, I thought miserably...

by rainbow2skittle

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Sweet Reunions
It was dinner time and, as usual, there were the petty arguments going on from none other than my fabulous four pets...

by jamice_muff_muff

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Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!
Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.

by starlet87

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Dear Crabby
Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places.

by dan4884

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The Story of a Weapon: Part One
Why were these people watching her? Why wouldn't they leave her alone? Why was she even there? Where was her mother... Did she even have a mother?

by proud_taurus_chic

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Needed Adventure: Part One
"Yes, well, it's a bit hard to explain, but there's someone I'd like you to meet-- someone who I was hoping you could take in..."

by tdyans



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