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Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy

Being a pea Chia has its downsides...

by karatehuendchen
Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites

So, what did you do?

by stallion555
Meowclops Madness

Please read the first line!

by himmelskatze
The Neopian Hospital

I'm afraid you have Sneezles.

by hypno_hawk
Howl at the Dog Next Door

An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence...

by ledgend_of_the_sun
Petpet Parade

My new petpet only knows one trick.

by the_forest_maiden
Disturbed Reality

Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction...

by fairi_dream_forest
Calamiity's Calamities


Story by vollyballgal

by foiblefoible

Usually Abnormal #4

Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy...

by tristess

Of all Cybunnies...

by dragonkeeper92267
Strange Requests

When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen.

by xoxo_card
Colorful Snowflakes

Paranoid much?...

by chibikatza
Veggies, Anyone?

I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation...

by medli20
Intellectual Twaddle

All your Neohome are belong to us.

by katu_fushigi
It's Raining... Acorns!?

Acorn... one more...

by ximerika
The Panting Devil

Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name...

Idea by laliiveah

by s2_okima

Me and Them

Yup, she lost it....

by hamtaro6969
What Really Happened to Bob...

Last spotted: 83 days ago.

by emmaleigh99
The Gallion Ranch

One potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

And the Meepits Outgrabe

Ohhh how cute.

by kittylin
Boredom at its Max

That sly, sly faerie.

by toad_on_the_road338
Yarr Matey!

Ewww... it smells of fish!

by endlesshollow
Dive for Maraqua

Be scared?

by siri_magatsu
Dangerously Insane


by leah_51293
No! Not Logic!

I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Can you believe kids these days?

by wallaroo42
The Egg Wars Chronicles

Crafty she-beast...

by miajune
Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree

I actually got something!

by petfriendamy
Rii n' Vix

...I didn't do ANYTHING.

by riimaru
The Mind of Max

How Max saved Neopia.

by 0omythical_dragono0
Only in Neopia...

We're always funny side up!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

lolz r@nd0m

Hey! It's just like a party blower!

by blisterkiss
Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary

Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee!

by guitarsiren
Chiller - Free Lemonade

There's something awfully fishy about that stuff...

by dogsndragons

*cough* I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you...

by halo_n_friends
Edna and Sophie's Stew

Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch...

by smockey11
Working Hard, or Hardly Working?

Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K

by ikusas_love
Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix

Kougra owners, beware!

by loveycake
Petpet Fuss

Caution: very slippery.

by labeboyse
Infamy is Not So Bad!

A tragic tale of the Nightsteed!

by ancalimee
2537 Sakhmet Slums

I don't see the big deal...

by l3luepheonix
Usukicon Con

Admission: 5 NP

by plaquenil
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Toast Can Save You

If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...

Other Stories


We Could Be Pirates
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...

by funkaneo123lala


The Dancer
Not only were the harvests rich, the villagers were assiduous, patient and virtuous, and best of all, there was a smiling face just around every corner. One of them was the face of a pretty young Cybunny named Sasha...

by precious_katuch14


Recruiting Members 101
Your guild should make a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique! Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?"

by sunny_forever


Dear Crabby
Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places.

by dan4884


True Sisters: Part Seven
Clambering to her feet, Morbid strode up the steps to the platform and stood hesitantly before Cinpate. With a twinkle in his eye, he unsheathed his sword and placed the flat of the blade upon her head...

by im_smarter_then_you


Past Reflections: Part Eight
"Is this how you fight?" she demanded angrily, her every word ringing out her utter contempt. "By going up against little kids who can't even stand?"

by smurfafied1800

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