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Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy

Being a pea Chia has its downsides...

by karatehuendchen
Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites

So, what did you do?

by stallion555
Meowclops Madness

Please read the first line!

by himmelskatze
The Neopian Hospital

I'm afraid you have Sneezles.

by hypno_hawk
Howl at the Dog Next Door

An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence...

by ledgend_of_the_sun
Petpet Parade

My new petpet only knows one trick.

by the_forest_maiden
Disturbed Reality

Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction...

by fairi_dream_forest
Calamiity's Calamities

Flick!

Story by vollyballgal

by foiblefoible

Usually Abnormal #4

Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy...

by tristess
Upside-Downside

Of all Cybunnies...

by dragonkeeper92267
Strange Requests

When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen.

by xoxo_card
Colorful Snowflakes

Paranoid much?...

by chibikatza
Veggies, Anyone?

I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation...

by medli20
Intellectual Twaddle

All your Neohome are belong to us.

by katu_fushigi
It's Raining... Acorns!?

Acorn... one more...

by ximerika
The Panting Devil

Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name...

Idea by laliiveah

by s2_okima

Me and Them

Yup, she lost it....

by hamtaro6969
What Really Happened to Bob...

Last spotted: 83 days ago.

by emmaleigh99
The Gallion Ranch

One potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

And the Meepits Outgrabe

Ohhh how cute.

by kittylin
Boredom at its Max

That sly, sly faerie.

by toad_on_the_road338
Yarr Matey!

Ewww... it smells of fish!

by endlesshollow
Dive for Maraqua

Be scared?

by siri_magatsu
Dangerously Insane

BRAAARRRGH!

by leah_51293
No! Not Logic!

I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Can you believe kids these days?

by wallaroo42
The Egg Wars Chronicles

Crafty she-beast...

by miajune
Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree

I actually got something!

by petfriendamy
Rii n' Vix

...I didn't do ANYTHING.

by riimaru
The Mind of Max

How Max saved Neopia.

by 0omythical_dragono0
Only in Neopia...

We're always funny side up!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

lolz r@nd0m

Hey! It's just like a party blower!

by blisterkiss
Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary

Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee!

by guitarsiren
Chiller - Free Lemonade

There's something awfully fishy about that stuff...

by dogsndragons
Spontaniety

*cough* I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you...

by halo_n_friends
Edna and Sophie's Stew

Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch...

by smockey11
Working Hard, or Hardly Working?

Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K

by ikusas_love
Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix

Kougra owners, beware!

by loveycake
Petpet Fuss

Caution: very slippery.

by labeboyse
Infamy is Not So Bad!

A tragic tale of the Nightsteed!

by ancalimee
2537 Sakhmet Slums

I don't see the big deal...

by l3luepheonix
Usukicon Con

Admission: 5 NP

by plaquenil
 
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"The Eyes of Imari" by micrody
I am a Dark Faerie and my name is Imari. I reside within the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, where many Neopians feel the need to explore. I have no wish for explorers of my abode. I left the perky, cheery clouds of Faerieland to get away from the joy...




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The Eyes of Imari
I have my ways of keeping others away. I possess a crystal ball forged of my darkest emotions, and with this crystal sphere I am able to extend my powers...

by micrody

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Priceless
"You can't do that, Freefall!" I snapped at my owner. "Just getting a pet from the Pound and turning it Mutant..."

by freefalldreams

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Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000
How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you!

by scranamole

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Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?
Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia?

by _icypanther_

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The Adventures of a New Big Sister: Part Two
I clung to Jeanie like a leech, staring with fear at the dark faerie. Trohanex was staring wide-eyed with admiration at her...

by jeanaet

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The Kougra Klan: Part Four
"Oka belongs to us," said another familiar voice behind her. It was a deep, rasping voice, and it sounded is if he were sneering at her...

by ikea_sale



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