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Random Stories, Series 2 - A Pea's Life is Not Easy

Being a pea Chia has its downsides...

by karatehuendchen
Lupe-sicles: Two Opposites

So, what did you do?

by stallion555
Meowclops Madness

Please read the first line!

by himmelskatze
The Neopian Hospital

I'm afraid you have Sneezles.

by hypno_hawk
Howl at the Dog Next Door

An illusory figment to cope with an anthropomorphic form of existence...

by ledgend_of_the_sun
Petpet Parade

My new petpet only knows one trick.

by the_forest_maiden
Disturbed Reality

Sometimes reality is more disturbing than fiction...

by fairi_dream_forest
Calamiity's Calamities

Flick!

Story by vollyballgal

by foiblefoible

Usually Abnormal #4

Now you know why he is a little unwanted guy...

by tristess
Upside-Downside

Of all Cybunnies...

by dragonkeeper92267
Strange Requests

When Taelia needs an ingredient for a spell... anything can happen.

by xoxo_card
Colorful Snowflakes

Paranoid much?...

by chibikatza
Veggies, Anyone?

I guess even Plesio from the Wheel of Mediocrity needs an occasional vacation...

by medli20
Intellectual Twaddle

All your Neohome are belong to us.

by katu_fushigi
It's Raining... Acorns!?

Acorn... one more...

by ximerika
The Panting Devil

Find out the true secret behind the Pant Devil's name...

Idea by laliiveah

by s2_okima

Me and Them

Yup, she lost it....

by hamtaro6969
What Really Happened to Bob...

Last spotted: 83 days ago.

by emmaleigh99
The Gallion Ranch

One potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

And the Meepits Outgrabe

Ohhh how cute.

by kittylin
Boredom at its Max

That sly, sly faerie.

by toad_on_the_road338
Yarr Matey!

Ewww... it smells of fish!

by endlesshollow
Dive for Maraqua

Be scared?

by siri_magatsu
Dangerously Insane

BRAAARRRGH!

by leah_51293
No! Not Logic!

I hope you're happy.

by _xxninjaxx_
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Can you believe kids these days?

by wallaroo42
The Egg Wars Chronicles

Crafty she-beast...

by miajune
Pointless Nonsense - Money Tree

I actually got something!

by petfriendamy
Rii n' Vix

...I didn't do ANYTHING.

by riimaru
The Mind of Max

How Max saved Neopia.

by 0omythical_dragono0
Only in Neopia...

We're always funny side up!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

lolz r@nd0m

Hey! It's just like a party blower!

by blisterkiss
Nerds and Neopets: Unsanitary

Kinda grody... special guest Szoobee!

by guitarsiren
Chiller - Free Lemonade

There's something awfully fishy about that stuff...

by dogsndragons
Spontaniety

*cough* I wouldn't talk about meepits, if I were you...

by halo_n_friends
Edna and Sophie's Stew

Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch...

by smockey11
Working Hard, or Hardly Working?

Five units of blue contaminated... THANKS ADAM. :K

by ikusas_love
Scratchcards and Kougras Don't Mix

Kougra owners, beware!

by loveycake
Petpet Fuss

Caution: very slippery.

by labeboyse
Infamy is Not So Bad!

A tragic tale of the Nightsteed!

by ancalimee
2537 Sakhmet Slums

I don't see the big deal...

by l3luepheonix
Usukicon Con

Admission: 5 NP

by plaquenil
 
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"We Could Be Pirates" by funkaneo123lala
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper. Devin flinched. "Oh, sorry. I'm not very funny." Silence. "It was just a joke..."




Other Stories


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The Spell
Most Neopians would be at home preparing a warm serving of salivating Turkey Drumstick Dinner with a nice chilled mug of Thornberry Fruit Grog. My stomach growled audibly at the thought. Not me, though, I thought miserably...

by rainbow2skittle

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Priceless
"You can't do that, Freefall!" I snapped at my owner. "Just getting a pet from the Pound and turning it Mutant..."

by freefalldreams

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Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct?
Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia?

by _icypanther_

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A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of Cards
Go! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn, it's much harder than it sounds.

by yugi90163

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The Kougra Klan: Part Four
"Oka belongs to us," said another familiar voice behind her. It was a deep, rasping voice, and it sounded is if he were sneering at her...

by ikea_sale

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The Price of Faith: Part Eleven
Waves parted on either side, crashing and foaming, the wind ruffling her purple gowns and silky hair. She held her staff in one hand, though it was now devoid of the Crystal that was meant to sit atop it...

by mutedsanity



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