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The Giant Omelette is GONE!

by betaflix

Ch@t5p3@k on the neoboards... Don't you hate it?

by lauraklamot
Razzle Dazzle - Episode V

Could it be love?

by khestrel
Major Malfunction

Did you hear?

by moonxtal
The Looney Box

Issues with cloud houses...

by space_cadet_kelly
Lemons Presents: Baby Giant Space Fungus

My, what a healthy baby...

by rhoc
Why We Only Taunt the Pant Devil

Um, are you sure there isn't an avatar?

by arcanemon11
Brain Dead

Geez... I really need to get used to things here again. o.O;;

by ashoryu
Deep Hurting

Pff, whiner.

by nemoy
DND: Do Not Disturb!

Should have seen that coming...

by frogluverjkr
Invisible Paint Brush Problem

Some Paint Brushes can be so annoying...

by littlemisskirby
Sibling Rivalry

I don't think I'm so hungry anymore...

by evilpuppyangel
Qnde & Szoo: Troublesome Petpets

Some Petpets are just unpredictable...

by shubi5

Why so bummed?

by 5tnt
Restaurant Woes

I think my dessert just winked.

by khirkah
The Callahan Files

Zoe is desperately working to perfect her art skills.

by caloriemuncher

What's his name?

by ilarvitar
Why is there so much dung in Neopia, eh?

Mommy, what's that Meepit made out of?

Also by swedish

by voodoodollee

Manners 101

After you...

by emmaleigh99
Meridell Petpet Defenders

I think we'd better nix the Babaa Lamp.

by sapphire123208
The Three of Us

Clouds aren't cheap...

by fading_tranquility
Constant Stupidity

You're abnormal!

by _darkthief_
Croobie n' Kruff: Music Mayhem

Off to see M*YNCI in concert.

by bleachmouth
Mischievous Mayhem

Obey the Hat Chia...

by miranwestrell

Another Day, Another Zap...

by chibikatza
Only in Neopia...

Curse you, mama!!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

The Newbie Takes Over

BEWARE AND NOTE: Water conducts electricity, my friends... xD

by stardrop_k9

What a horrible impression...

by x_evil_nightmares_x
Strange Concepts

Racing should only be used when you have more than 700 hours and a really fast petpet.

by _baby_rosie_
Half Empty

Everyone's a critic...

by panther_puma
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"Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story" by excita
Jair struggled to keep up with him, knowing he would try to pass it to her. She was right, but not prepared. As Halt flung the ball in her direction, Quinn stepped in front of her and intercepted the pass. His team members cheered as the Koi scampered down the field. The game hadn't been going for five minutes, and Jair had already made herself look like a fool. As the game progressed...

Other Stories


Wystella and the Novas
"Before I dismiss you for the day, I'm assigning you a writing project..."

by hotchick859


The Trust Game
"I see many of you know how to play. But for those who don't, it's very simple: allow yourself to fall backward, trusting your partner behind you to catch you..."

by animalnutz1993


The Art of Pet Pages
Pet pages. We all have 'em. But do we all use them? I'm sorry to say the answer's no.

by lightningsock


7 Steps to a Smarter Neopet: A Guide For Dummies
Of course you have to pick which pet you're going to make smarter! If you only have one pet, then you're set.

by jayandcourtneyk


The Mynci Squad: Part Three
Mono jumped and shook himself out of his enchanted state. He looked up to see Shvon and - no, it couldn't be!

by costa_rican_girl


The Peophin Incident: Part Two
"A few yards away is a house belonging to a renowned mapmaker, famous for his 'good, detailed maps.' I'm certain he wouldn't mind if we were to borrow one..."

by kyrinn

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