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Silliness

The Giant Omelette is GONE!

by betaflix
Chatspeak

Ch@t5p3@k on the neoboards... Don't you hate it?

by lauraklamot
Razzle Dazzle - Episode V

Could it be love?

by khestrel
Major Malfunction

Did you hear?

by moonxtal
The Looney Box

Issues with cloud houses...

by space_cadet_kelly
Lemons Presents: Baby Giant Space Fungus

My, what a healthy baby...

by rhoc
Why We Only Taunt the Pant Devil

Um, are you sure there isn't an avatar?

by arcanemon11
Brain Dead

Geez... I really need to get used to things here again. o.O;;

by ashoryu
Deep Hurting

Pff, whiner.

by nemoy
DND: Do Not Disturb!

Should have seen that coming...

by frogluverjkr
Invisible Paint Brush Problem

Some Paint Brushes can be so annoying...

by littlemisskirby
Sibling Rivalry

I don't think I'm so hungry anymore...

by evilpuppyangel
Qnde & Szoo: Troublesome Petpets

Some Petpets are just unpredictable...

by shubi5
Xanie-Bo-Bannie

Why so bummed?

by 5tnt
Restaurant Woes

I think my dessert just winked.

by khirkah
The Callahan Files

Zoe is desperately working to perfect her art skills.

by caloriemuncher
Oblivious

What's his name?

by ilarvitar
Why is there so much dung in Neopia, eh?

Mommy, what's that Meepit made out of?

Also by swedish

by voodoodollee

Manners 101

After you...

by emmaleigh99
Meridell Petpet Defenders

I think we'd better nix the Babaa Lamp.

by sapphire123208
The Three of Us

Clouds aren't cheap...

by fading_tranquility
Constant Stupidity

You're abnormal!

by _darkthief_
Croobie n' Kruff: Music Mayhem

Off to see M*YNCI in concert.

by bleachmouth
Mischievous Mayhem

Obey the Hat Chia...

by miranwestrell
NeoComp

Another Day, Another Zap...

by chibikatza
Only in Neopia...

Curse you, mama!!

Story by angelkitten1314

by aokajin

The Newbie Takes Over

BEWARE AND NOTE: Water conducts electricity, my friends... xD

by stardrop_k9
Genuine

What a horrible impression...

by x_evil_nightmares_x
Strange Concepts

Racing should only be used when you have more than 700 hours and a really fast petpet.

by _baby_rosie_
Half Empty

Everyone's a critic...

by panther_puma
 
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"Totally Ordinary Story" by artistwonders
Francesca picked up her hairbrush and brushed her long blue hair back, and then she grabbed her staff, went into the bathroom to brush her teeth, and then headed down to breakfast. Her mother, a disco Aisha named Taylor, was sitting in the kitchen, sorting dishes. "Is my hair alright?" asked Francesca. "Is my dress alright? It's my first day in a story! What do I do?"




Other Stories


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Totally Ordinary Story
"Is my hair alright?" asked Francesca. "Is my dress alright? It's my first day in a story! What do I do?"

by artistwonders

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Discovering Nobody
What if I interview someone? Me, Dr. Sloth? Interviewing somebody so ordinary that it's out of the ordinary?

by thecandyandfoodlover

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Confessions of a Neverending Boss Battle Champ
After becoming rich from invasion taxes, Dr. Sloth has decided to go ahead and build himself a glorious battlecruiser. It's got everything that an evil green genius could want...

by darkerstrife

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How to Win EVERY Match in the Battledome
Firstly, remember to always top-up on hit points. To do this, go to the Healing Springs in Faerieland...

by princess_cherie_1

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The Peophin Incident: Part Two
"A few yards away is a house belonging to a renowned mapmaker, famous for his 'good, detailed maps.' I'm certain he wouldn't mind if we were to borrow one..."

by kyrinn

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Eight
"But of course, poor Princess Rose wouldn't want to be overthrown," Wanda added...

by petfriendamy



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