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Are They Really Bland?
This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?
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Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans
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None of them had said a word for several hours.
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|The Price of Faith: Part Four|
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a single smudge of cloud, and the sun was so bright it was almost shouting aloud
how good it was to be alive...