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Are They Really Bland?
This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?
|Tales of a Petpet Campfire|
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he
noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to
the Petpet Retreat?"
|One Night at Midnight|
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night
that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...
|My Vacation: Part Five|
"Ah, they're completely solid!" my owner said,
completely certain. Just then, a baby Kougra with a shrieking Ona fell through