White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	Kawaii - Dice-a-roo 2 Must resist! by crow213
	What's Wrong with Neopia Today... It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :) by omomake
	OutOfWhack Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something. by bluepen
	BD Cup... The Beginning Yatta! by mousemage
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 14 by the_darkjedi
	Moshi Moshi Cower before me, lupe! by mewtru
	A Day Like This At the Battledome... by platinum247
	UnNormal - Spoiled? How can you call me spoiled? by cozygen
	Inside the Turmaculus What it REALLY looks like. by ashee2222
	Lost Integrity The Apocalypse is upon us. by _demon_master
	Uni Horn Nice costume... by jamice_muff_muff
	Just Another Comic Warning: Do not eat the dung! by jamz76
	Super Attack Pea Can Super Attack Pea be a hero? by cwog
	Qnde & Szoo: Missing Peas Is there a difference? by shubi5
	Nymph Everyone's a critic. by khoste
	Nutty on Neo: On Neoquest Get a breath mint, get a life. by ziggyneo387
	Neopups It's the werelupe who attacked the city! by coshi_dragonite
	Whoa Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares... by goldstar_goten
	VERY Random Events: The Toilet You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome... by the_panther17
	MSPP Troubles The day someone donated the MSPP trading card to the money tree... by rng5
	The Callahan Files What do you want? by caloriemuncher
	Mutants Do It Best Hmm... he needs something... by virtie
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Time for a walk. by wallaroo42
	Totally Random: Episode Three There's a downside to the new map... by _kristina_anne_
	The Ever-Changing Comic Well, the view is nice. by purpleplayingpenguin
	BOO - The Comic Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery. by n00b3h
	Dangerously Insane That hand is very crafty. by leah_51293
	Petpetpet Trepidation Chapter 5, Section B states... Concept by impishmars by mao_mau
	Adventure!!! Adventuring has never been this postmodern! by moonage_daydream201
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise. Also by elphebia by macleod22789
	Tooth Faerie Scheme One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes. by singing_charmander
	Hiss Buzz Episode 1: How not to fake a language. by undefinded
	Copy & Paste Beware: Yellow snow. by phenran
	ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this... by lightmik3000
	And All That Jazz No fair. by kiraki325
	Intellectual Twaddle It is made of ice, right? by katu_fushigi

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"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster
"We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"

Other Stories

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Telling Kep's Story
Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365

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Tales of a Petpet Campfire
"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

by micrody

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There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!
In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k

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A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity
Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive.

by o_apollo_o

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Two
Sure enough he could see the dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik hauled himself out of the water...

by danama

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For the Altador Cup: Part Two
"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"

by lili483

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