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Kawaii - Dice-a-roo 2

Must resist!

by crow213
What's Wrong with Neopia Today...

It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :)

by omomake
OutOfWhack

Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something.

by bluepen
BD Cup... The Beginning

Yatta!

by mousemage
Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie

The Draco Debacle Part 14

by the_darkjedi
Moshi Moshi

Cower before me, lupe!

by mewtru
A Day Like This

At the Battledome...

by platinum247
UnNormal - Spoiled?

How can you call me spoiled?

by cozygen
Inside the Turmaculus

What it REALLY looks like.

by ashee2222
Lost Integrity

The Apocalypse is upon us.

by _demon_master
Uni Horn

Nice costume...

by jamice_muff_muff
Just Another Comic

Warning: Do not eat the dung!

by jamz76
Super Attack Pea

Can Super Attack Pea be a hero?

by cwog
Qnde & Szoo: Missing Peas

Is there a difference?

by shubi5
Nymph

Everyone's a critic.

by khoste
Nutty on Neo: On Neoquest

Get a breath mint, get a life.

by ziggyneo387
Neopups

It's the werelupe who attacked the city!

by coshi_dragonite
Whoa

Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares...

by goldstar_goten
VERY Random Events: The Toilet

You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome...

by the_panther17
MSPP Troubles

The day someone donated the MSPP trading card to the money tree...

by rng5
The Callahan Files

What do you want?

by caloriemuncher
Mutants Do It Best

Hmm... he needs something...

by virtie
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Time for a walk.

by wallaroo42
Totally Random: Episode Three

There's a downside to the new map...

by _kristina_anne_
The Ever-Changing Comic

Well, the view is nice.

by purpleplayingpenguin
BOO - The Comic

Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery.

by n00b3h
Dangerously Insane

That hand is very crafty.

by leah_51293
Petpetpet Trepidation

Chapter 5, Section B states...

Concept by impishmars

by mao_mau

Adventure!!!

Adventuring has never been this postmodern!

by moonage_daydream201
The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed

The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise.

Also by elphebia

by macleod22789

Tooth Faerie Scheme

One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes.

by singing_charmander
Hiss Buzz

Episode 1: How not to fake a language.

by undefinded
Copy & Paste

Beware: Yellow snow.

by phenran
ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua

Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this...

by lightmik3000
And All That Jazz

No fair.

by kiraki325
Intellectual Twaddle

It is made of ice, right?

by katu_fushigi
 
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Are They Really Bland?



This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?



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The Fearsome Twosome
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"Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?"

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Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet
The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.

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NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four
Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great!

by pei_panda_jr

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Nine
"Traitors," the skeleton hissed, "belong to us." He walked fully into the room, followed by two more of his kind. "They are ours; it has been the law since the first king."

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Past Reflections: Part One
"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

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