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Are They Really Bland?
This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?
I suppose it began on the day my owner decided
to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...
|The End of the Endless Plains|
"You young rascals keep running off. How am
I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the
pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."
|For the Altador Cup: Part Two|
"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't
remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping
cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six|
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled
to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle
into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...