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Kawaii - Dice-a-roo 2

Must resist!

by crow213
What's Wrong with Neopia Today...

It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :)

by omomake
OutOfWhack

Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something.

by bluepen
BD Cup... The Beginning

Yatta!

by mousemage
Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie

The Draco Debacle Part 14

by the_darkjedi
Moshi Moshi

Cower before me, lupe!

by mewtru
A Day Like This

At the Battledome...

by platinum247
UnNormal - Spoiled?

How can you call me spoiled?

by cozygen
Inside the Turmaculus

What it REALLY looks like.

by ashee2222
Lost Integrity

The Apocalypse is upon us.

by _demon_master
Uni Horn

Nice costume...

by jamice_muff_muff
Just Another Comic

Warning: Do not eat the dung!

by jamz76
Super Attack Pea

Can Super Attack Pea be a hero?

by cwog
Qnde & Szoo: Missing Peas

Is there a difference?

by shubi5
Nymph

Everyone's a critic.

by khoste
Nutty on Neo: On Neoquest

Get a breath mint, get a life.

by ziggyneo387
Neopups

It's the werelupe who attacked the city!

by coshi_dragonite
Whoa

Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares...

by goldstar_goten
VERY Random Events: The Toilet

You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome...

by the_panther17
MSPP Troubles

The day someone donated the MSPP trading card to the money tree...

by rng5
The Callahan Files

What do you want?

by caloriemuncher
Mutants Do It Best

Hmm... he needs something...

by virtie
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Time for a walk.

by wallaroo42
Totally Random: Episode Three

There's a downside to the new map...

by _kristina_anne_
The Ever-Changing Comic

Well, the view is nice.

by purpleplayingpenguin
BOO - The Comic

Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery.

by n00b3h
Dangerously Insane

That hand is very crafty.

by leah_51293
Petpetpet Trepidation

Chapter 5, Section B states...

Concept by impishmars

by mao_mau

Adventure!!!

Adventuring has never been this postmodern!

by moonage_daydream201
The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed

The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise.

Also by elphebia

by macleod22789

Tooth Faerie Scheme

One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes.

by singing_charmander
Hiss Buzz

Episode 1: How not to fake a language.

by undefinded
Copy & Paste

Beware: Yellow snow.

by phenran
ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua

Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this...

by lightmik3000
And All That Jazz

No fair.

by kiraki325
Intellectual Twaddle

It is made of ice, right?

by katu_fushigi
 
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All of the following things do not contain one manly thing about them: the color pink, Usuki dolls, shades of purple, the Rainbow Pool, faerie magic, Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop… And that’s nothing. Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. The effect that females have had upon Neopia is overwhelming and opens up so many questions. Why are all the faeries...



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The Fearsome Twosome
It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...

by molly102394

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Some Assembly Required
I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs...

by trisshamster

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The Other Side of Neopia FAQ
Wake up surprised to find a whole new Neopia? Your questions are answered here!

by mistyscooby

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NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four
Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great!

by pei_panda_jr

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We All Had Each Other: Part One
Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

by tiger_kitty7788

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Two
Sure enough he could see the dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik hauled himself out of the water...

by danama



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