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Hard Times

Sounds like things are going pretty well.

by ssjelitegirl
The (Mis)Adventures of Gore

When you don't take the easy way out.

Written by anjie

by chivo

Everyone's Favorite Uncle

Ugga bug-uk dugga! =(

by citadell
XTREME normality

When pet and owner simularity goes too far...

by xtreme_turtle
Kawaii - Thanks For the Warning

It must be my lucky day.

Also by neo_amy

by crow213

What's for Dinner, Turmy?

This is what Turmaculus gets for trying to eat our petpets.

by 0riginal_sin
Mount Insane

Blub, blub.

by heidi67859
The Life of a Maraquan Buzz

"How are we supposed to get up there?"

by lil_neo_freak242
Why

Why you should always check to make sure the carrot you're eating isn't really a Chia in disguise...

by redler1
Not a Typical Day for a Pea Chia...

What the...?

Also by kevinneo1328

by leeloo18

Too Much Information

Never anger the artist.

by feydon
Illusen Irony

Where is my Bony Grarrl Club?

Also by spotsilver

by lukeneedsatrim

Pint Sized

Quoxwood's home, Part 1: About stupid, cute, fuzzy things...

by lachtaube
Baby Buzz Goes Fishing

Baby Buzz thinks his own bait is better than the Techo's bait... read and see if that is true!

by slobbee
Tiki Troubles - Fair's Fair?

That's not a winning ticket!

by doughnut215
NeoComp

Let's name him Bitey...

by chibikatza
Feed to FloofyMuffin

I'm not hungry anymore...

by scarymuffin
Painting Problems

How far will you go to look like your idol?

Also by candlewind35

by tehhotbird

Gone Fishing

In loving memory of _Tilly_1342_87636...

by ferim
The Pet Patrol Revolution - Vacation

Watch your step.

by neo_tomi
Petpet Cannonball Meets Feed Florg

Boom. Whee. Splat. Burp.

by lawrenceudall
NeoPest

Something has happened!

Also by angelica030788

by velveteen

Musings

Oh, the woes of inflation...

by elegon
Neopian Insanity

And for dessert...

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918

Spiffy

What do you suggest we do?

by pegahorn12
The Pant Devil Strikes again!

Noooo!

by pacmanite
Liff & Canf

Mmm...

by emmacatty
Quick Thinking

JarbJarb says, "Ugga ugg."

by 0os_t_a_c_e_yo0
Awkweird

Oi... Techmendous makes strange excuses...

by celestialearthenmage
Living in Maraqua

Location, location, location.

by cartoonbabyboy
Pixels

Now that takes talent.

by starsparkler
Oh Yeah...

Really, there's no resemblance.

Idea by shiningstar8989

by glowing_banana

High Voltage - A Pretty Toy

BWAHAHAHA.

by uslibra
Flarisal's Comic Life: Making Cookies

Are you ready to bake cookies?

by akress
Problems Only Neopian Goths Have

Where did all our money go?

by popeyethecat
The Chias Discover a Lupe Secret

Eat your veggies, children...

by liquiddragonn
In the Shadows of Neopia

Just who is he shopping for...?

by morrigan_a_aensland
Slinky Says...

Cute.

by macabreinside
Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie

The Shoyru Squadron returns in "24, N.S.T."!

by the_darkjedi
A Day at the Fountain

Just a few more minutes...

by _cheeryblossom_
A # 1 - Chia

When good Chias go bad...

by a_number_1
 
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