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Think Less...

You know how they always talk about Sloth and the Meepits...

by ssjelitegirl
The Average Eyrie?: Chocolate!?

Uh oh.

by goatsrus
Rico and Rolo Strike Again!

But the recipe said...

by k_aren_z
The (Mis)Adventures of Gore

Confessions of maligned petpets...

Written by anjie

by chivo

Illusen and April Fools

You only have 16 minutes and 0 seconds left.

by citadell
Lord of the Sludge


by azellica

Wah! I'm ITCHY!!

by thepinkpixel
Isca and Garin

That's great, Isca!

by syas82301
Trouble with Adoption

Trouble comes when neopets find out they're adopted.

by voodoo_girl_of_doom
Cheeser the Spardel

I have a special present for you...

by frayedknot
Wocky Tales

There's guillible written on the ceiling...

by miacirclegirl
Uni4 Hates Banks


by j_ja_l_2003
Emergency Situation

It goes around and around...

by kleptie
Triple Negative

Ugh. This head weighs a ton!

by sillygirl_543

Everyone has a friend like this. :)

by zenwe
Grundo Super Powers

SUPER ZAP!!!!!!!!

by harris9
Rojero's Tale


by heart_toes

Oh man, that hurts?

by dyne_aria
Strawberry Fields... Forever?

Warning: Strawberry Paintbrushes may include side effects of: being eaten.

by cousins_4ever93
Random Stuff

Ooh... It's a Golden Mage Robe!

by p0king
Lollypop Got Your Tongue?

Didn't see that coming...

Also by highlyevolved

by hardlyevolved

Reality Chex

I can't believe I got such a good bargain on this neohome!

by thessprincess
Teachers: Smart or... Not Smart?


by veronicaw999
Made With Real Fruit

The legacy of a Mootix...

by starry_shine13

They're just as evil... I mean cute! CUTE!

by boohbah098
The (Mis)Adventures of a Rock Petpet!


by pacmanite
The Neopals


by roxanne_vergara99
Been There, Done That!


Art by mara_s

by dittomania

The Neo397s


by isaiahdjkim
Annoying! - Battle Muffin!

Meuka throws a radioactive muffin at you!

by 900duckling
The Discovery of Altador

Another peaceful day in Altador...

by mrs_mia_wallace

Just a small change...

by obviousfakename
N is for Nonsense

Now you see me, now you...

by hotchick859
Me and Them

This can't be good.

by hamtaro6969
Slorg and a Half

You said you wouldn't tell...

by warrior20012
The truth About the Symol Hole - Revealed!!!

Bring something nice!

by zebruzebru
Something Has Happened!

Xarkac found some broken ice...

by ravenatore
Zeh Cute One: April Fools!

Hey look!

by glowing_banana
Valin: Prankmaster Extraordinaire

Nice doing business with you.

by soggy_cardboard
C.H.A.O.S. - April Fool's Special


Also by precious_katuch14

by doughnut215

Weird Things Happen


by latonya254
The Happiest Quiggle

I guess I must be sick...

by nut862
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"Memories of Theme Parks" by feerique_chanson
In the old, forgotten shadows behind the Haunted Woods lies a land that once held laughter and the heavy, syrupy scent of sugar-powdered fried dough. Neopets, young and old, darted between stalls and large, clanking contraptions, chasing after friends and looking for the next thrill to experience. Tinny xylophone music projected...

Other Stories


The Prankster
Erika was never a master prankster, but maybe this year would be different...

by btcomsa12


She is my sister, an Aisha with the fire dancing in her heart. And dance she did. She loved the chime of her tambourine...

by alifa_earth


Web of Vernax - a Guide to Spinning
In this game you are a Spyder, and a very handsome one, I might add. Your aim is to survive! To do this you must catch the bugs (Vernax) that scurry around so that you may feast on them later.

by miseryguts5720


Sneaking Your Way to the Great Qasalan Caper
You must be thinking, "How can I possibly get away with stealing? That's just wrong!" Yes, it is, but not with this game. The Great Qasalan Caper encourages you to help the Meercas reach their goal.

by pantsux


The Rise of the Space Faerie: Discovery - Part Four
A short burst of gruff, humorless laughter reached her. "Dorefska? Oh no. Dorefska would have mercy on you. I won't."

by desibick


The Treasured Diary: Part Eight
The strong, proud Lupe sank to the floor, and listened in shock and awe as Hayden told him everything. "Why didn't you tell me?" he whispered...

by twirlsncurls5

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