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The Pant Devil's Advocate

Meet I_pwned the Slorg!

by gryffinrose
Who's the Man?

*insert evil laughter*

by isaiahdjkim

Is that all?

by howling_werewolf
Already Ate It

Hey, that was mine!

by j_ja_l_2003
Too Sane

Buttered toast! Buttered toast!

Also by lizyuni

by ssjelitegirl


Pirate petpet paintbrushes are hard to come by, anyways...

by meowr
Lupe Eat Lupe World

Is it a donkey?! Nooo, just Rot.

by outpour
Slippery When Wet

Warning: Funny when read.

by nopp88
Aisha Groove

Aishas aren't really psychic....

by discokitten

You'll catch your Death of cold that way!

by ghostkomorichu
Always Complaining

TRYING to be nice...

by sabertigerblade
The Neopals

What are you doing?!

by roxanne_vergara99
Can you say eww?

What's with the silent treatment?

Idea by deadmankun666

by goldchocobo21

Randomness II

Hannah, you jump too high!

by wizardmoncita
The Scary Truth About Dice-A-Roo

We always suspected...

Also by crocodile_babiez

by jbforever

Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER!

Never ask your arch enemy for her opinion.

by spock_luvr
Holidays on Mystery Aisle

We love tourists.

by medievalwerewolf
Head in the Clouds

I wish I could help.

by candykitty
Splodge - zapped!

Public service announcement.

by scribble
Neopian Circumstances

The Neolodge has EVERYTHING!

by nefily
Rocks are the best!

How so?

by dragon_general111

Welcome to the G-nor... Gnorb... ahh, you know.

by drablyar
The Insider's Guide to Cheat

Well the game is called cheat... o_o

by sissy_sugar_queen
Rojero's Tale

Rojero can't wait!

by heart_toes

How WOULD you answer that question? o_o;

by jupeboxgal
Random Neopians - Gnorbu Fanatics

I wonder why TNT made the new pet Gnorbu look so much like a llama...

by kwoz25eevee
The Trouble With Avatars...

"Now we just need names..."

by velveteen
Tallure & LabRat, Kitomai

What were they arguing about anyway?

by akkuran
Lupe Moments

Next time we send the Pteri.

by kateh_pwns
The Adventures Of Help!

What a strange thing to say.

by raptor291
Veggies, Anyone?

Great idea. Let's move.

by medli20
Me & My Mootix

How it all began...

by peri0neo
Spelling Test

I tried to look up 'dictionary', but I didn't know how to spell it.

Idea by patjade

by lukeneedsatrim


What really happens to those "spell ingredients"...

by obviousfakename
Top Five: Darigan's

... Oh dear.

by citadell
Step Aside, It's Here!

LDP bloopers, they exist! Come see what bits of the comic never made the final cut!

by qbureau
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