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Island Babe and Friends: Potato Counter

An easy and tasty way to count potatoes! ^_^

by syas82301
The Happiest Quiggle

Me, disappointed?

by nut862
Ai Yi Aisha

Let me go!!

by yami13331
Stuck in the Lost Desert

Don't worry ya'self 'bout it, lassie.

by spotthechelsey

Something has happened!

by pocky_of_doom

It's better not to ask....

by ghostkomorichu
The Adventures of Help!

I always thought Sloth looked rather Lupe-ish!

by raptor291
Whiskers & Wings

Careful what you quest for...

by mutantzombiebaby
Starry Stuff

And he's doing pretty well...

Also by xtedelindax

by marilltachiquin

My Life as a Strawberry

That tricky tree....

by ninavogel
A Plus!

He's got a magic pencil.

by courtney1625
The Misfortunes of Owning a Petpet

It was a nice idea, but...

Also by plutoplus1

by richnangela005

Notions and Nonsense

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter...

Art by 0523ck

by patjade

Neo Days

New shoes...

by vira8
grammer polease

It are not easily to speak good under the pressure!

by _vespa
Just Let Us Win the Jackpot!

PLEASE, we can't take any more of this gross food!

by k_aren_z

But you can have my grarrl vote!

by _night_walker_
Hannah and the Job Hunt

A good job is hard to find...

by lightfaerie5259
Helter Skelter!

Now that's just plain unhygienic.

Art by twistyness

by pockybox

Qnde & Szoo: Illusen's Quest

Cream or jam? Whatever...

by shubi5

Ghosts don't eat.

by spookyfloof
Charm Series

Oh noes! I have turned into sand! But.. I may have an advantage...

by lenna100
Neopian Insanity

Next Level: Puree.

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918

Deja Vu

Pencils, and tutus, and ghosts, oh my!

by eilatan175
Korbat Comedy

No, wait, it's just a game!

by kougra__master
Neopia Magnified

Run, Pant Devil! RUN!!!

by coco_dog_92
Why Blue Draik Eggs?


by tamia_silverwing

No wonder Techmendous doesn't spend time in the kitchen.......

by celestialearthenmage
Smelly Nelly

"Is itchy."

by i_hate_backstabbers
Just Great

Math is really amazing...

by jeaniesofatso
Maraquan Living

The life of a Maraquan Stalker is a hard one... Okay, maybe not. Bon Appetit! x)

by dragonball_queen
Fiesty Freaks

Darn it!

by eevilbirdiezuh
Shark Bait


by linnipooh

And another way to get treasure from Snowager's Cave... but better not try it o.O

by firefree_girl
Mootix Madness - We Have a Winner Pt. 2

Oh! Oh! There it is!

by leoness
The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 1

What is the surprise?

by isaiahdjkim
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"For the Love of a Good Schmoonie" by shamisenrat
It had been a mistake adopting a Schmoonie - WhisperedVoice was even beginning to wonder if there had ever been a case of Schmoonie domestication before then. He had found the little guy shaking behind a bush...

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Snowy's Latest Craze
"Well, I guess we'd better go and break up the party before anything gets-" A resounding crash sounded from below...

by toffee_choc


Working for Jhudora
I am a Tyrannian Peophin who managed to successfully complete a few tasks for the dark faerie Jhudora and win her rare trust...

by xxnekoninjaxx


A Guide to Whack-A-Ghost
Perhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game. Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change your life. No, I mean it.

by kara611990


Karma Comes Around
Simply, if you do something bad, a bad thing will happen to you. If you do something good, a good thing will happen to you. Everyone wants good things to happen to them, right?

by o_apollo_o


Faerie Fanatics: Part Two
It took me weeks to get a vacant ferry to Mystery Island. It must be remarkably popular right now. I wonder why...

by matjake44_3


When the Weather is Grey: Part Three
Rain beat against the roof, a sound that was starting to drive Nili quite insane. The fire, she noticed reluctantly, had gone out overnight...

by puppy200010

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