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When Sloth Takes Over the Petpet Lab....

Now which button to press...

Art by ghostkomorichu

by damien_27619

Feed Florg!

Next time try pet rocks. They can't run as fast.

Art by tiger_tabby

by patjade

oYu giFrue tI utO

We get these a lot...

Art by fetedieu

by seadra_princess

Faerie Tales

It's all in a day's work.

by lotticat
Sanity Obsolete

Why are you reading that?

Art by imogenweasley

by evanescent_pudding

The Unbelieveable

Life sized doll...?

by x0xsammehx0x
NQ2 - The Aftermath...

Oooh, this is gonna be goood...

by wild_iced
Neopian Insanity

So, you got zapped Darigan...

Also by emmybug184

by cosmicfire918

Embarrassed Pet


by _kristina_anne_
Owners, Pets, and Olivias...

Look what I made in art class!

by oe_adoptions
Evil Soggy Boxes of DOOM

Don't ask...

by d4ni3gir1

Being a Uni can really stink sometimes.

by zyanid


by spirit_of_the_hollow
Live Long

Enjoy your life!

by posteyam
Who's Speech Bubble is it Anyways?

Move over.

by bananas11113
always Errors

Isn't he great or what?

by autumn_bell

He looks so insane...

by maiinoki

*wiggles ears*

by 5tnt
da l00p comeek

lyk omg!! dis comik is teh pwn!!1

Also by linzee27

by cherv1



by starsparkler
Top Tips for Neopians

Amaze your friends!

Also by effinluna

by mao_mau

Neopian Circumstances


by nefily
Qnde & Szoo: the Shadowy Shoyru

Catch that book!

by shubi5
My Life as a Strawberry

Mmm.... calamari.

by ninavogel
Embarrassed Elephante


by mattyness
Nasty Cap

I hate my cap!

by darkadoom
Darkest Corner

Tough decision.

by dark_elfa
Temple of 1000 Pets

Homework? What homework?

by icefoxer
All Ears

Y'know Max, it's funny...

by tdyans
The Crazy Neopian Ocean!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

by bobo36000
Volatile Achyfi

Explosive goodness.

by cjinx
All For a Cookie

... you don't love me!

by bandgeek1989
Randomosity's Not a Word

...... O_o

by branidi

Imiya has "Mental Problems". *uses air quotes*

by shrekanddonkey28
The Falling Out

Discount Theft Card. Try again Bucko!

by nirvanaxd
Peophin Problem

Ever wondered how peophins walk?

by angelfish1985621
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"The Warf that could Fly" by bookworm01
Alone, Norp steadied himself and waddled towards the kite-bearing tree. He came to its vast, wide trunk and looked up. It seemed to touch the clouds. The kite was stuck up in the highest part, twisted around the highest branch. "BARK! WARF! WORP! WOOP! WOOF!" Norp howled. The kite line just barely dangled above his head...

Other Stories


The Woe of the Fountain Faerie
You know that YOU'RE upset when you get a snowball instead of a cure, but I've always wondered how the poor Faerie felt...

by destervetha


A Hint of Malevolence
In short, Cosmo was a rambunctious Grundo in need of a good reprimanding (which of course, he had never heard the likes of)...

by mistoffelees_cat


"I Fell off Faerieland" - and Other Wacky Excuses
"Uhh," you falter, unsure how to explain your tardiness. You know what? It sounds like you could use a good excuse!

by playmobil_is_my_life


High Time
In examining the assorted worlds or nations of Neopia, I realized that there seemed to be a rough but noticeable correspondence between altitude and technological development -- or in some cases between altitude and historical era.

by schefflera


Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part Four
Gleefully, she inspected her latest prize, a heavily engraved silver broach she had 'acquired' from one of the Brightvale nobles. Feeling smug, she added it to the top of the box of other acquisitions she had collected...

by nimras23


Shadowchild: Part One
He was drawn to the blade; it glittered like a precious gem amidst the desolation of the field of torn up earth...

by sara_mossflower

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