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Issue: 202 | 5th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte Where'd it go? o_O by leedom111
	Notions and Nonsense Next time, I think they should buy a map. Art by aimeilee by patjade
	Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!) Then again, who wants a bottle of sand? by lingers
	Coffee Break- Cake Break Some neopets obviously take things too seriously.... or is it just the coffee talking? by isabella462
	Rainbow Blues And some pets wait all their lives to be painted... by meggyness
	Lenny Sack The ray is fired at Lenny... ZZZAAAAPPPP! by ickessler
	In From the Department of Redundancy Department Isn't that kind of redundant? by ruse
	Ignoramus Bliss The paaaaaain. D: by xxsheltiesrock
	The Quest Congratulations! You just got a quest. by wings_
	Pretty Kitty Mom said my picture was in the dictionary!!! by halfwayaddict
	Oddly Enough Odd Collectors o.0 by skypupgoddess
	The Pant Devil Strikes Neopets wear pants too... You just don't see them... by victoriavp
	The Unbelieveable The downside of being sponge... by x0xsammehx0x
	Perplexity Is the love onesided? by stormchaser42
	Neopox Pizza I'm starting to feel sick again... by apanah
	Neotruisms: Hungry Skeith Truism = an obvious truth. So why do we always forget? :-) by coruscatebleu
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Ugg, not another Breadfish! by wonderweezel
	N3oW3IRD Episode 03 Let's go fly a kite! by neekko
	NeoDizzy: All Tied Up RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!! by linzee27
	Random Things Not wanted. by sky665
	Living in Neopia! Kiko Day... by sensuke
	Usuki Dream.. Are you usukiphobic?... by lord_axl
	Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara Don't brag to the Cellblock players... especially not the Warden. by rufusrockskp
	Confuzzled Locked in... by white_draigon
	Deviant: You are who you choose... Stray's always told me I am who I choose to be, now, she's gonna prove it. by rekaru
	NeoComp Spyder Spyder Spyder... by chibikatza
	Neopups Never ever put the Meerca Chase game near the Neggsweeper game. by wicked_dragonite
	Worst Nightmare Come on, it could have been dung. by invaderzim_02
	A Late April Fools Cartoon I've got my eyes peeled... by crow213
	Fumbled! Now with more radiation! by kesomon

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Feeling the Heat?

Now that summer is in full swing I bet you find yourself constantly looking for ways to escape the heat. Terror Mountain is suddenly a rather appealing place, whereas simply making that daily trip to Coltzan’s Shrine seems like an arduous journey. But never fear! For even on the hottest Neopian days...

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Battle of the Brushes
As they rounded the last turn in the tunnel, Jenny began to regret her reckless decision. But her regret shriveled away to nothing as she took in the Snowager's lair...

by evilfaerie3400

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Last Minute Shopper
Sheliander and I both agree that the ones that come at closing are usually the worst...

by zephandolf

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But of Course I'm on the List!
Now there is a new food solution for all of you Choosy Chombies, Persnickety Peophins and Selective Skeiths that won’t give you a bellyache...

by mimed

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Camouflage: It's the New Grey
Nothing will keep your little darling in the social circle like a fresh coat of camouflage.

by uggazew

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Curses, Inside-Out: Part Six
Lord Darigan was standing just inside the doorway, looking very gray and black against the warmer colors of the shelves and spines...

Also by dreagoddess

by schefflera

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A Noteworthy Adventure: Part Three
Sitting lazily on a large, golden throne was an Alien Aisha, a crown perched precariously on top of his bubble-like space helmet...

by cosmicfire918

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