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Dumb Ideas

Quickly, before someone else does!

by aap_council
Viva la Cheese

Why is it called that?

by cheezandvodka
Just Our Luck

Quenthar really should be more careful around the lab ray...

by kzoolaur
Rare, Medium, Well Done

Concerning monsters under the bed...

by nanashineohuman

"Jhuidah's Cooking Pot"

by sukuyumaruchan
Yama and Ourra in: The Wheel of Excitement

Oh so lucky...

by harper_1618
Serious Nonsense

Make my own bed?

by meganium94
Complicated Simplicity

#2. Punchlines

by neo_star_queen
Some Weirdo’s Comic

I THINK I got all the weapon stats right. O_o

by mltmlt22
A Little Grey

"Grey Land"

by starrkitty03
Three Uses For A Ghostkerchief

Whoever thought of THIS is gonna pay...

by tambourine_chimp

What do you do when your Neopet's Petpet's Petpetpet is bored?

by evilbob111
Rocko's Petpet Life

The most boring Petpet.

by jerk_head
Normal Neopia

All this to look forward to...

by slashslashx
Rock Comic

Good boy!

by moonxtal
The Makeover

Want to get noticed?

by tkayjackson
For the Love of Dung

What is this fancy for Dung that Angel has?

by raynbow_light
Wishful Thinking

"Meepit Munch"

by barbcat00
Under Control

What took you so long?

by bonoam
Meridellian Mayhem- Heroes Never Die

Kass is a hero?

by ikkin_with_attitude
Kiko and Chia

You DO know Petpets can't talk, right?

by shadih_temporary
Syntax Error

Can't even get a good night's sleep...

by deadly_saiyan_v2
Totodum and Turtledee #2

I'm so well trained!

by huggsy_666
Definitely Maybe

Uh oh...

by sailorsky_15
Nonsenscal Verbiage

I take it Karri still has a case of the Jitters?

by laurensama
The Chaos Theory (returned)

"Eww... what's that?"

by icegirl720
The Ultimate Battle


by lunabunny16
Just Another Day

King who?!

by twink_lingz


by allelementalfaerie11
Life With Snowager #5

Do you mind having things stolen from you or not?

by moondust_dreams
Psychotic Stationary ... It's coming for you!

Mocking-Dr-Sloth-comic number 1243 ... BUT THIS ONE HAS A PENCIL IN IT!

by rhoc

Too old?

by silentcellist

Oh, I see. It's a life-size doll...

by jupeboxgal
My New Petpet

It's not a cushion...

by moscowmule
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"Ewwwwww, did you like fall from a building and land on your face or something, because it sure looks like it!"

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Are you and your pets planning on taking a vacation anytime soon? Oh really?! Fancy that. Well then you absolutely must read this!

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