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Trouble in Paradise: Family

What family isn't a bit weird? (Dangerous, though...)

by chasing_stars44

In the end, the Kacheek still needed to make a visit to the NC Mall.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 7

Surprised? You always did underestimate me.

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 2

The last of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 9

I'll show you strong supporting-turned-main character in a later plot..

by caylista
Dr. Sloth Toy Army

What exactly are you doing with all those toys?

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

It's Raining... Mortogs!

I knew there was an upside to all this collecting

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Confusing Curves

Study hard, play hard.

by helgado


Also by mabi1234

by cherokee165

Can I NOT have a petpet?

Choosing the perfect petpet continues to be difficult for some pets...

by _clement_
Customization Disaster

The things we do for beauty!

by c4774r3
The Rickety Ship: Sick Beats

Well then...

by dimartedi
Unwelcome Wisdom

Uh, shouldn't they look happier?

by berdor
The Stock Market

Patience is a virtue.

by sado400
Color Fail #5

I knew this was a bad choice...

by susy_ti

Seriously? Again?!

by ssjelitegirl
Hot Chili Problems

My bad?

by sara1elo


by ianharrypotter
Juice? Part 2

Well that backfired.

Also by yami_yugi_555

by meowbey

Neocity - Usuki

Looks like Usuki Frenzy isn't quite dead yet.

by wiley1080
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"Wishing for a Happy Birthday" by iciclefaerie05
Qtty was delighted! Her sister Theloni’s first birthday was coming up. Although Qtty looked the baby, she was in fact years older than her youngest sister. She was determined to make this the best birthday ever! She had her other sisters, Cuddlicious and Dylean, working on decorations, food, and entertainment. They already had Yes Boy Ice Cream signed up to play at the party! The baby Poogle was bouncing between the shops in Neopia Central. She had the most important job; she was in charge of presents! Her and her sisters had pooled their allowances to get the biggest, best gift their meager Neopoints could buy. She jangled the small bag of Neopoints – 5,642 Neopoints to be exact. Qtty had counted and recounted three times with her sisters. Quirking her brow, Qtty scanned the Bazaar jangling the bag of Neopoints mindlessly. ‘Would a gourmet chocolate be the right gift?’ Qtty asked herself. She took a whiff of the rich cocoa fumes coming from the Chocolate Factory and shook her head. Nope, her sister like most Alien Aishas, preferred the oddest combinations: mayonnaise and flies, fish and chocolate, ketchup and ice cream. Yuck! If the chocolate smelled good to Qtty, it probably was not gross enough for Theloni.

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Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”

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Wishing for a Happy Birthday
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As much as I have always enjoyed playing games, I’ve never been that great at them. It hasn’t stopped me, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that it made earning Neopoints through games and scoring the much coveted trophies and avatars easy.

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Seven
It was cold. Not as terribly cold as the storm outside, but cold nonetheless. Someone had taken his parka, leaving him shivering within the cold metal bars of his cell. Lighted torches lined the wall, illuminating a dungeon clearly carved out of the depths of a mountain.

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PPLease Be Kind To Petpets: Part Two
“Are you ready to….EAT?” the announcer called. “YES!!” the fans cheered back. “Alllllrighty then, I give you… the hungriest, the baddest, biggest mutant chia there’s ever been….FLOOOORG.”

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