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Style Guide for Xweetoks

Look, we all know how hard it can be to put together the perfect outfit. Sometimes you spend hours going over seemingly endless options, only to put the entire ensemble on and discover that it’s entirely too much pink, and not in a cute Usuki way either. In celebration of Xweetok Day, I have decided to take a look at some of the complete Xweetok outfits available for those of us who want our pets to look put-together without the hassle of picking each individual piece separately. For those who don’t have the time or energy to start from scratch, this one is for you!

by alissiee
8 Books For An Autumn Evening

I love taking this time of year to sit outside with a blanket on, a hot cup of tea, and read my favorite books. I'm sure your Neopets would enjoy the same! Books are always incredible, they transport you to another world and let you live a whole life of adventure without having to get up off your chair.

by parshew
Being Devoted to One Species: It's a Good Thing!

So, is it a good thing to just be devoted to one species? I personally say yes and I will list the ways that it is a good thing.

by princessdiva7737
Celebrate Your Way Around Neopia

Ahh, the holiday season in Neopia… Holly branches, hot borovan, icicles glimmering in the low winter sun, asparag- I mean, mistletoe - hanging from the doorframes to catch you by surprise… Who can resist the joy found in the cold snow and the warm fireplace? Or cuddling with the fuzziest Vandagyre you know? We build life-size snowmen and dominate a friendly neighborhood snowball fight, we go shopping for scarves and coats and hats to find a whole new winter wonderland wardrobe… it’s inevitable. It’s the norm

by invalid
Ice Cream Machine flavors ranked worst to best

I have very strong opinions on how good ice cream flavors are. And I couldn’t help while playing Ice Cream Machine to think about the taste of each individual levels flavor. I’ve taken the time to rank them from my least favorite up to my favorite. You may have your own opinions, but my rankings are sound. So here we go.

by imbitter
The History of the Games Master Challenges

Hello again, my fellow Neopians! Over this past week, we have been reintroduced to one of Neopia’s greatest and mostly anticipated events: the Games Masters Challenge! As it has been happening in every November over the past few years, in order to be a part of the challenge, you have to choose between two teams and, for this year, it is Knights vs. Raiders! Today, I’m not here to argue about which team is up for the win, but to tell the history of past Games Masters Challenges, ever since the first edition.

by rafa_potter
4 Borovan Day Recipe Ideas That Are Not JUST Borovan

Never show up empty-handed to a Borovan Day party again. Go ahead and get your borovan on!

by _espy_
 
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"Stowaway" by goldmoon_
"Have you no shame?” The voice comes barreling through the hold, snaking around the corners of boxes and through the heavy netting in which Nellie is hiding. She squeezes her eyes shut, coils her long Gelert ears in by her knees, wills herself to stay still and not give herself away. But the weight of the heavy rope lifts and she utters a small cry. There, above her, stands Captain Dimitri. Broad and imposing, his thick Meerca tail stiff behind his back, he glowers through bushy eyebrows. “Stowing away on my ship?” She stutters, not expecting a discovery so early in the journey, and by the captain himself, no less. “S-Sir, I—” He sniffs and motions two of the crew forward with just a crook of his finger. Her explanation withers and she gulps, feeling herself lifted by the armpits and brought out of the hold. They encourage her up the splintered ladder, up onto the deck where the sunlight blinds her despite its low place on the horizon. The other crew-members pause in their tasks to take in the unexpected newcomer in their midst. Her pleading gaze flits between each one, begging for someone to step in and save her. But their eyes are tired, impassive. They are here to do their duties, not to intervene on a trespasser's behalf.




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Stowaway
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The Heart of Spring:Part Four
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Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Three
Noon eventually turned to evening, and the time for Ex’s dinner party had arrived.

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The Forgotten Neovian Museum
This comic is about my gallery, The Forgotten Neovian Museum, and why it might just be so forgotten about to begin it!

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