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Kelp Restaurant: The Secret Recipes

Secret menu? Please. We've got all the answers right here...

by happyinengland
The Most Thorough Gormball History Lesson, Part One

The best game there ever was and ever will be, Gormball is one of the earliest games in Neopia and has been adored by fans far and wide.

by mouseketeers
Guide to the Battledome: Avatar Opponents (Part 4)

Here, I’ll go over recommended pet stats, weapons, and strategies to defeat the Ghost Lupe, Kasuki Lu, Meuka, Black Pteri, and Space Faerie, all of whom reward an avatar.

by berzerkturtlez
Neopian Travel Guides - Shenkuu

Shenkuu has so much to offer, find out the ins and outs of all things Shenkuu

by jjensen688
Food Club for Amateur Foodies

For people wanting to start making their own bets, this article is for you. If you're interested in following someone else's bets, I'll have some tips on how to help with that, too.

by crazy_holly_ii
What's The Deal With Darigan Citadel?

Floating high in the sky above Meridell sits an ominous, shadowy land that many people fear. It seems to always be in a shroud of purple and black, and the history of the place is immensely terrifying.

by littlehector
Gaming Skeiths

Most Skeiths are not recognized for their gaming skills, but there are actually a surprising number of Skeiths featured in games. We are here to help you celebrate today to the fullest with all the gaming Skeiths, from well-known Skeiths like King Hagan and King Skarl to the lesser known ones like the blue one in Hungry Skeith whose name is unknown.

Also by blue_eyed_tiger_j

by wokitana

How to Achieve Your NeoGoals

You have a dream-a big, wild, elusive dream. It sits in the back of your mind. You might day-dream about it. Well say-dream no more. It is time to make that dream a reality!

by pempem9
11 Overlooked Spook-Worthy Wearables

Who said September was too early to start planning for the fright-fest we all adore?

by 09004888
The Faerie Festival Potluck: Land Quest Edition

There are many traditions the Faeries follow for the Faerie Festival, one being the potluck.

by pikachu315111
Festive Items to Put You in the Fall Spirit

These items range from fall décor to clothing items for our pets and beyond! Here’s a list of the items you’ll find me adoring all autumn long!

Also by _arkham_asylum_ and afsheen_27

by ilovemykitties12

 
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"Faerie Origins: The Dung Faerie" by butterflybandage
"Meilara! What are you doing? I thought we agreed to meet closer to Illusen’s Glade! I’ve spent the last fifteen minutes looking like a doofus, gawking around, trying to find you!” The tall, lanky faerie had her arms akimbo, hands furiously gripping at her hips as she glared at her friend. “Do you not understand what ‘right outside where’ means? Do I need to be more specific next time, like … ‘right on Illusen’s doorstep’? Hello, Neopia to Meilara?” The faerie she was speaking to was gazing out in the opposite direction, facing the many acres that stretched out before her bewildered eyes. She brushed her dark, wavy hair out of her hazel eyes and murmured, “How much land do you think is here, Vynessa? A thousand, maybe even a few thousand acres?” “A few thousand acres? More like a few thousand feet.” She shrugged when Meilara shot her a nasty look. “Meilara, I’m just saying that this place isn’t that impressive, you know? Why are you always so, I don’t know … enthralled by it?” Meilara shrugged. She stuck her tongue out at the blonde. “Ready to bug our most favorite faerie ever?” “Always!” They rushed off towards Illusen’s Glade, the thought of all those beautiful acres—however many there be—forever in the back of Meilara’s mind. Illusen smiled warmly as the two faeries entered. “Hello Vynessa, Meilara. What may I do for you girls today?” They both giggled, hands by their mouths. “Hi, Illusen!” they sang, never tiring of hearing their names in Illusen’s beautiful, seemingly all-knowing voice. They had been coming to visit Illusen for a few months now; it started off innocently, with the two girls curious to meet the renowned faerie in person, but after chatting for a while Illusen decided to take them under her metaphorical wing to mentor them in all areas of their lives. She always encouraged them to speak their minds, ask all questions, and—most importantly—never fear to be themselves. Meilara spoke up, asking almost without thinking. “How did you know what kind of faerie you wanted to be?” Illusen tilted her head, green and red hair falling off her shoulders and encasing her body. “What do you mean, Meilara?”




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Moonshot
"I'm going to fly to Kreludor on my own two wings," Tresapeake said, and there didn't exist a word or phrase in the Neopedia that could dissuade her.

by goldmoon_

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Faerie Origins: The Dung Faerie
The faerie she was speaking to was gazing out in the opposite direction, facing the many acres that stretched out before her bewildered eyes.

by butterflybandage

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Master of Ceremonies: Part Four
If there was anyone in the world who could cheer her up, it was herself.

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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Funny Faerie: Part Two
Erana held the tourist map out in front of her. Neopia Central was quite far away from her home in Faerieland, and it was much farther away from home than Erana had ever been before.

by trixietrotter

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Mmmm candy pets
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by serebii251

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Lunch Time
Taking 'fast food' a little too literally...

by applejuicerain



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