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Talking Surprises with Trudy

One Ixi in particular has skyrocketed herself to fame, a charitable lass who spreads her wealth all around to players regardless of ability, through a game of luck. I'm talking about Trudy and her surprise.

by indebtedness
The Elusive Fish Negg

Sure, it is fun if you are not after the avatar (do these people exist?) but for those of us who are desperate to obtain that avatar, we must gain 1250+ points!

Also by applebella

by dissiechrissie

Ixi A to Z

Just in time for Ixi Day, we are wandering through the alphabet and discovering everything there is to know between A and Z about the wonderful Ixi.

by aleu1986
The Elements of Neo Astrology

Have you ever wondered about your Neopets personality and why they act the way they do?

by hopeandjoy
Summery Scenery

I thought it would be a great idea to take a look at some of the wearable backgrounds that Neopia has to offer in relation to summer.

by danzgirl12
Sakhmet Solitaire: A Pro's Guide

Here I’ll go through the rules, gameplay, and give you some helpful tips on how to become an expert so you can start earning some Neopoints!

by butterflybandage
The Pound Chat: A Brief Guide

Have you ever wanted to trade some of your Neopets for something you like better? Well, the Pound Chat board, or PC, helps that dream become a reality.

by drizzydraik
Dive into the Month of Swimming!

Why not explore beyond what is seen by the average Neopet? Try snorkeling or diving in Neopia’s top five sites – this article tells you where to go and what to look for!

by kingfisherblue33
Terror Mountain: The Perfect Summer Getaway

If you’re still stuck at home and wanting to get away, here’s why you should plan your next summer trip to Terror Mountain!

by karate
Altador Cup Team Histories: Kreludor

Other Team Histories are coming! Look for Meridell's and Krawk Island's soon!

by cherry_icee12
How to be an Avatar Collector

But then there are those who love avatars with all of their heart, dedicating all their time to becoming the best avatar collector in all of Neopia. These people are the True Avatar Collectors.

by luvsmells
Top 12 Favorite Avatars For Summer

I’m here to bring you an article about my Top 12 Favorite Avatars For Summer! Why just twelve you ask? Well, if I named every summer themed avatar and why I loved them we would be here all night.

by madiwoo
Beauty Contest Tips I Wish I Had Known Before!

Whether you are a budding artist or a stick-figure drawer, here are some tips to make sure you make the most out of your entry.

by babycupcake_1
Never Give Up- A Meerca Chase II Tale

You tell yourself, "I am going to conquer Meerca Chase II if it's the last thing I do on neo," and you sit down on your couch with a cup of water and your imaginary headband and you're ready to conquer it.

by babyspongy
Species Spotlight: Tuskaninny

Happy Tuskaninny Day!

by mouseketeers
Neopia's Top Summer Wearables

Upon doing research, one is confronted with a myriad of wondrous wares, each choice seeming as satisfactory as the next. However, dear Neopians, have fear no longer, for I have listed my stellar recommendations below!

by _brainchild_
The Travelling Neopian: Mystery Island

Now with vacation season upon us, many Neopians everywhere will be taking their beloved Neopets on excursions. Whether it is as far as Shenkuu or just around the corner of Neopia Central, I hope that this guide will serve you well and help you discover all the incredible places Neopia has to offer!

by sabbini
Neohome Insurance & You

Neohomes are one of the great features of Neopets. It is another layer of customizability to the game that stretches beyond your pets.

by brodysseus
 
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"Fab Hair and the Alien Scare" by wellthatsfantastic
Pure_Decadence paced in front of her house. The aroma from the Kelp restaurant around the corner wafted by her and she inhaled sharply. The only thing that smelled better than the braised turkey cutlet cooked at the eatery was the smell of hair dye as it was being applied to her tresses. The chocolate Peophin was known to her friends as being the one to always wear the latest fashions and it was nineteen days into the new month and she still hadn’t dyed her hair. The water lifted her red hair as she shifted nervously and she caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of her eye. “Can you even believe this?” She asked no one in particular with an eyeroll. Hail was too busy to come with her to the salon, the last time she brought her older brother Brujyh he’d walked out with long platinum locks with the tips dyed blue, no way was she making that mistake again. A lightbulb went on behind her eyes. “Reeyce!” she exclaimed and pulled her cellphone out. “FASHION CRISIS, meet me ASAP” read the Neomail. With that, she was on her way to Neopia Central to visit the NC Mall. If only she’d known how true her words were… she might have just stayed home. ~~ Deca wandered around the NC Mall looking for the long tail and blue cape that denoted her friend Reeyce was around. Reeyce was the most glamourous Lost Desert Xweetok that Deca had ever had the pleasure of knowing. The two met last year at the Altador Cup’s Backstage pass event and they’d been close friends and fashionistas ever since. Deca wandered into the Wonderclaw store and there she spotted her friend. “REEEEEEEYCE” she shouted, getting angry looks from two Lupes playing the claw games. Deca glared back “fashion is serious business ok?” She said and quickly went to her friend’s side. Reeyce looked the Peo up and down, “Deca… your hair!” She cried. Pure_Decadence had the decency to blush. “ I know! Red is like so two weeks ago!”




Other Stories


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Employment
After running into a few Neopets and earning some angry shouts, the two friends skidded to a stop as they stared at the monstrous line of people in front of them. The Mynci whistled. “You’ll never get a ticket with this huge line, Lysander.”

by _torchic__

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Nothing Has Happened!
“ONCE,” roared the Monocerous, screaming directly into the Bruce’s face, “I ATE SIXTEEN JUBJUBS IN A WEEK!”

by 1isprime

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Captain Karen: Part Six
It wasn’t long before he was better at replacing the rigging and maintaining the sails than Karen had been during her brief tenure as the ships maintenance guru. She was still unsure how to tell Thadius about her friendship with Melody.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Master of Ceremonies
"If only everyone were smart enough to treat their reflection as a fellow Neopian”

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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Post-Cup Sorrows
I need a nap.

by flyingmonkeys24

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The Truth Behind Snowbeast Snackrifice
What's happening?

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr




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