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Plushie Tycoon: The Method Behind the Madness

As my quest for avatars begins to narrow, there is one I find myself still constantly skipping over: the smug Skeith representing the harrowing game of Plushie Tycoon.

by itsmeganduhx
Is Your Neopet Ready To Go Vegan?

ver since the Health Food shop opened in the Neopian Bazaar and Shenkuu was discovered in Year 8, tofu dishes and vegan platters have been introduced, and it’s been easier than ever for your Neopet to jump on board with this trendy diet! Here are some FAQs for both you and your pet.

by hey_choking_hazard
Shop Wizard Tricks

Since Jubjub day is this week, I wanted to give you a nice guide as to how the wizard works his magic and how you can get the most out of using this feature.

by brodysseus
Tender Loving Care: The Best for Your Baby

Best wearables for your Baby Pets - tried and true!

by irlmagicalgirl
Guide to Customizing Lab Rats

Customization and lab rats are two ideas that seem to be incompatible. But what if there were clothes that could fit on lots of different pets?

by clara_quinn
Altador’s Guardians' Favorite Astronomical Items

f you have ever visited Altador, whether to complete the plot available there or to compete in the current Altador Cup, you have definitely stumbled upon the Hall of Heroes.

by doglover3662
Bizarro Battledome Items

Defeating the Jetsam Ace fifteen times a day can get a little bit boring, so how about spicing it up a bit?

by nah_nah
Achieving the Impossible

We all have one. That big, impossible dream that seems so beyond your reach that it’s in a completely different atmosphere. It’s so gargantuan that you don’t even know where to start, so you don’t.

by saiphami
The Altador Cup: Avoiding Rest Day Boredom

It can be a jarring experience when you’ve been focusing all your efforts on Yooyuball to suddenly not know what to do. So here are some ideas to help you re-focus and achieve something meaningful on practice days.

Also by kayahtik

by plasticrose

Team Lost Desert: The Complete History

A tribute to my favorite AC team since 2006.

by angel_aura_quartz
Q&A: Team Darigan Citadel

This week’s Altador Cup exclusive will be presented directly to you, through our very own; Shen.

by rivera_ice_princess
Nimmo Day: The Bad & The Worse

It’s a new day—and what better way to spend your morning reading The Neopian Times than celebrating those insanely zen Nimmos?

by butterflybandage
Smells Like Team Spirit

How can you show your dedication to a specific team in the various areas of the site? Read on to find out.

by aleu1986
Five Backgrounds/Foregrounds for Your AC Customizations

With all of the other events going on during the Cup, it is understandable that customization takes a backseat ranking up and being the best! Therefore, I have decided to write a guide that provides five different starting points to plan your perfect Altador Cup customizations.

by andrewo94
Travelling Neopia on a Budget

Make sure your pets have a great time without breaking the bank with these tips for some cheap but exciting Neopian vacations.

by 1isprime
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Nimmo Day: The Bad & The Worse

It’s a new day—and what better way to spend your morning reading The Neopian Times than celebrating those insanely zen Nimmos? Nimmos are one of the very few Neopets that haven’t changed their name or look since the very beginning; their pose, relaxed nature, and adorable signature hands are something that’s been consistent through the years. It’s only fitting that the 15th is dedicated to this Neopet—it’s the month of Relaxing, after all!

Other Stories


Tenz and Steel~ A pound story
Tenz was always looking out for him, even though Steel was older. Steel was supposed to be the one who looked out for the younger boy, but Tenz was bigger than he was, and stronger, and scarier, and just wasn't a good target for bullying.

by rkbear


Grave Danger Delights
She had to go to the meeting though, otherwise who knows how atrocious the Ball would turn out. They were absolutely dependent on her fine taste in decorating and they’d be utterly lost without her.

Also by wellthatsfantastic

by juggal3tt3j


Captain Karen: Part Three
He came to stand beside her and fixed his gaze on the portrait. It was a portrait of a young woman and a little girl.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert


Yooyuball Dreams: Part Three
The parade had only just started for the people standing at the beginning, and the team was the final group to go through, so it would be a while before they reached the two friends. Marcia was full of nerves as she clutched her shoulder bag with Xana the Yooyu inside of it.

by golden1188


Pocket Change
Curious? Curious? 500NP if you're curious.

by snackbox


Sticky Situation

by jactura

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