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||Issue: 784 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y19
|Meridell SpotlightWith Meridell’s special day approaching, I thought it was fitting to spotlight this lovely land and all it has to offer, to give you many ideas on ways to celebrate the holiday.|
|A History of Altador Cup PrizesI am very excited to talk about how the Cup and its prizes have evolved over the years and what better place to start than Altador Cup I!|
|Spring's Top 20 Beauty BuysApril showers bring May flowers, and what do May flowers bring? New make-up, and loads of it.|
|How to Care for your Petpet RockI have put together a few tips on how to keep your Petpet rock happy and healthy, and if you follow this guide you should have an amazing relationship with your rock for ages and ages!|
|What to do with PetpagesThe most creatively open-ended part of Neopets might be our petpages. With no character limit and no designated themes to follow, we can do just about anything we want with these pages.
Also by spurstrap
|The 6 Best Stores for Food RestockingOne thing every Neopet needs is food. Food is good. |
|Insulting King Skarl With StyleSick of telling that same old tin of olives joke? Tired of trying to make that angry old king laugh?|
|The 10 Best Backgrounds under 20k Have you ever wanted to begin a gorgeous customization but only have 20k to your name? These are the best backgrounds for under 20,000 Neopoints.|
|The Fyora Day AddressFor Her Majesty, Queen Fyora's, special day.|
|You've Mastered the Basics--Now What? Part 2Now that we’ve got the technicalities down, let’s start talking about story. Part 2 of a 3-part article.|
|Yooyus and YouHello fellow Neopians! Yooyuball season is in full swing and I hope you are all just as excited for the upcoming Altador Cup as I am!
Also by Lithium33
|Shenkuu Interactive PlotSomething is wrong with the Emperor of Shenkuu. You begin your mystery at the royal palace where you meet Princess Lunara and Kentari the Neopian samurai. |
|A Tribute To LawyerbotBut these people don't get away, because there is always someone lurking in the shadows to catch them in their terrible acts and deliver them a subpoena, to dole out their punishment and make them serve their time. That person is Lawyerbot.|
|How Fyora Celebrates Fyora DayEverybody knows Fyora, she's the Faerie Queen of course!
Also by dissiechrissie
|Modern Guide to Intermediate One-Player BattlingThis article will go in-depth and explore some of the weapons and tactics that are to be used in modern intermediate one-player battling.|
|The Good and Bad of Visiting the Secret LaboratoryLet’s say you have saved some NP and are looking for a good way to spend it. Why not try the secret laboratory?|
|Altador Cup (Q&A: Team Moltara)Our trusted reporter, Shen wasted no time in heading towards the heart of Moltara…. though, we probably should have mentioned the heat….|
|Fyora's Top 10 BurritosAnd that's when it dawned on me: Fyora Day was approaching! How could I forget the holiday that celebrates my most favorite faerie of all? |
|Favorite Obscure PlushiesThroughout my searches, I have found a number of plushies that either don't get a lot of love or are constantly overlooked. In this article I will focus on some plushies that I've have found!
Also by dragonji
|Hidden Secrets of the Hidden TowerSince Fyora Day is here, this piece will dive into the unlocking the secrets of the Hidden Tower and talking a bit about what exactly can be found there.|
|You Are What You Eat...Literally?!Fear not, dear friends, I’ve listed the top ten Neopet-shaped foods, none of which contains any part of an actual Neopet.
Also by plasticrose
|The Best Souvenirs in Neopia: Maraqua EditionHere’s the top 9 things our travel agents loved, in no particular order!|
|An Interview with the Island MysticI walked up to the little hut on the coast of Mystery Island. It was time to interview my next Neopian. |
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"Reunion" by cephalioupod
The weathered double doors swung open with a loud creak and a gust of wind rushed between them. It landed in the middle of the floor with a splatter of dark mud, twigs and dead leaves. All movement ceased and a hush fell over the great hall. Even the fluttering of wings had been snuffed out like a candle flame.
The light faerie closest to the puddle dropped her tools and cast a magic shield around the intruding mud. Beneath the shimmering bubble, bright lines came into view, as if they had been traced in the mud all along. They formed a single faerie rune.
"A distress call," the light faerie told the rest of the assembly.
"It could only have been sent by one of our own!" said an air faerie who had come closer.
"I'm not so sure."
Chatter erupted in the hall once again, but died down almost immediately when an athletic earth faerie entered and slumped against the doors.
"Breach," she said breathlessly. "North-west perimeter."
This time, the faeries in the hall looked at each other uneasily, too hesitant to react. The piles of broken things waiting to be reenchanted, the remaining rubble and debris, and the innumerable cracks in the walls were too much to ignore. Only one week had passed since their entire land had fallen from the sky.
A tall faerie all in purple rose to her feet at the back of the room; all heads immediately turned towards her. Queen Fyora's clear voice rang through the hall.
"I will investigate the breach and the source of this message," she said as if it was the simplest thing in the world. "All of you will remain here and continue our repairs." Most of the faeries in the room turned back to their tools and scrolls, relieved; but the sentry walked up to the queen. "Majesty, we won't have enough sentinels left around the border if we send a party to escort you..."
"The sentinels are to remain at their posts and continue their rounds. But I will not wander into the woods alone, of course," Fyora added with a reassuring smile.
Why would an Heiress to one of the Largest Trading and stock Market business owners in Neopia want to sail away on a pirate ship?