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||Issue: 782 | 19th day of Hunting, Y19
|The Most Fashionable Neopians: Virtupets EditionI spent some time parading around and seeing who wore what, and now I am back to report the Best and Worst Dressed in and around the Virtupets Space Station.|
|ACA: Altador Cup AddictionsDuring the last year’s Altador Cup, we received an alarmingly high number of patients, suffering from severe cases of Altador Cup Addiction. |
|Top 10 Thoughts While Playing Meerca Chase IIHow on earth am I going to get 1250 points?!
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|Kelp: Worth the Price?Is the hype surrounding Maraqua warranted? Is this restaurant actually the best restaurant in Maraqua … and is it worth the cost?|
|Avatar Guide: Mutant Graveyard of Doom IIAt the end of year 6, we saw the demise of a classic game: Mutant Graveyard of Doom. However, its sequel, Mutant Graveyard of Doom II more than makes up for the void left behind. |
|What I learned from 100 games of PyramidsThoughts and tips on everyones' favourite card game|
|Tea-licious: A Guide to Neopia’s Fine TeasIf you’re tired of drinking your usual Chamomile or Earl Grey Tea, go pack a suitcase and get sipping!|
|Guide on How to be FabulousDo you want to get your Neopet looking their best?
Also by sweetpuppyrose
|Mighty, Mighty Moehog: Judge HogWith Moehog Day being celebrated this month, I wanted to take a look at the species as well as sit down with perhaps the most famous Moehog of them all: Judge Hog. |
|Where to Stay AltadorIf your team loses, why not lose in luxury? |
|10 Awesome Ways to Prepare for the Altador CupHere are 10 awesome ways to prepare for this year's very anticipated Altador Cup!|
|Dear Fippinator: Altador Cup Edition!Now that the Daily Dare is over, I thought I'd return once again to dole out some more highly sought after tips and tracks.|
|Moehog Day FestivitiesMoehogs get all the glory every year on the 14th day of Hunting!|
|Erick Yoolander: Neopia's #1 Yooyu ModelWe are interviewing The Yooyu who is THE FACE of the Altador Yooyu balls, as well as many other Yooyu themed items in general. |
|A Look Into Altador Cup RivalriesA new year brings a resurgence of team unity and enthusiasm back to the stadium. Fans representing eighteen different teams will vie to have their cheers heard the loudest. This perennial show of camaraderie and sportsmanship is truly a sight to behold – however, a side effect of this enthusiasm is the formation of some deeply-held rivalries between teams. |
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"Don't Hug Me, I'm Magma!" by almightynyx
It all started with a horribly placed game of tag.
“Hey, HEY!! I said quit running around here! Someone’s going to get hurt!” the magma Tonu yelled angrily, slamming his spear into the hard ground for emphasis. But it wasn’t clear if the spastic Neopets were ignoring him, or just plain couldn’t hear him over their laughing and screaming.
“CAN’T CATCH ME!!” a red Xweetok said between laughs. However, looking back for his blue Hissi friend to judge how far away he was, he ran smack into a rock.
With a sly, cocky grin, the Hissi poked the Xweetok on the back. “You’re it,” he declared triumphantly before speeding off himself.
“THAT’S NOT FAIR, SCHYFF! You can’t kick a Neopet when they’re down!!” the Xweetok argued.
“It wasn’t a kick, it was a poke!” Schyff replied with another laugh. But with that, the Xweetok got up and charged right towards him with a twisted look of rage and determination on his face. Schyff’s eyes widened and he took a run for it.
“For the LAST TIME, stop running around or I’ll---!” the Tonu began, but suddenly fell asleep with a snore. Even still, the poor guy went unnoticed and unheard.
“Yottir calm down! It wasn’t like I made you run into the rock!” Schyff yelled while running away from the angry Xweetok. He was always a sore loser.
This only added to Yottir’s fire, however. You never tell an angry Xweetok to ‘calm down.’ “Oh so you’re SCARED now?” he yelled back, closing in on him.
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