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Shoyru Toyru!

Feeling blue about the upcoming April showers? Maybe you are a bit saddened by the idea of having to stay indoors to avoid the wet weather and you aren't really sure what to do with yourself? Fret not young Neopian!

by doglover3662
Owning Only One Pet

This confuses a lot of players, "why do they only have one pet?" There are actually many reasons for this, all unique to the player.

by fippinator
How to Get Published in the Neopian Times

This step-by-step guide will help you create awesome articles for the Neopian Times so you can get published!

by dragonsfriend1021
A Guide to Berry Bash: The Grandest Bogen of All

Mystery Island has recently opened up a restaurant and needs the help of Rufus, the Grand Bogen, to make sure it's a big success.

by faeriequeenoffire
The Kadoatery: How to Time Keep

You know those wonderful people that keep track of the times on the Kadoatery boards? Well we are here to teach you just that! You will be a timekeeping pro in no time at all!

Also by vltra_svr

by djleclair

Book Shops Of Neopia

Even if your pet excels in brawn over brains, keeping them well rounded in all aspects will help them succeed. Let's get into where you can find these books

by katietease
Lutari Retirement- Paradise or Hard work?

Have you ever wondered what retirement actually consists of? Lutaris can’t possibly just disappear into an endless void? Can it? Well worry no more, here at the Neopian times we’ve investigated all over Neopia to figure out exactly what happens what a Lutari does in order to avoid the clutches of Dr_death.

Also by ilovemykitties12 and hermionemagi

by yashasvika

Beginner's Guide to Font-Making, #2!

Hello again! My name is Aya and I’m back to tell you even more tips and tricks to get the font you want on the Neoboards.

by ayakae
Neopia’s Best and Worst Dressed Cybunnies!

*This does not denote Miss Prickles’ personal preference towards or against any listed or non-listed Cybunny*

by spukl1
NEOPIA’S TOP 10 CYBUNNY THEMED ITEMS

This week, or more specifically, on the 27th day of the Month of Eating, we celebrate Cybunny Day. It’s that one special day of year where everyone on Neopia takes a moment to come together and appreciate the companionship of those lovely pets that we call Cybunnies.

Also by dragondancer007

by mazaii_3

Kolorful Kougras: Neopia's Top Fifteen Varieties

I am here to honor this underrated species by recommending the top fifteen Kougra colors out of all the choices that exist.

by _brainchild_
 
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"Speedy the Slorg" by tawnihart1739
"What are you doing out in the rain?" the Uni concernedly questioned her. "I was coming home from school," she answered softly, shivering and holding onto the towel. "You are welcome to stay in my shop until the weather clears up more, child," the other gently told her, "my name is Lynda, what about you?" "Zarah." The Usul began noticing the contents of the shop. It was the a potion shop. She hasn't ever been inside before; she has only seen the items through the windows. Zarah was always sort of frightened to go inside; the colorful array of potions lining the shelves looked fragile, and she was sure she'd accidentally shatter one and end up with the Measles or something. Lynda noticed her examining them. "Ah, I see you've noticed my potion collection!" she spoke, smiling. "What do they do?" Zarah asked the Uni curiously. Maybe there was some sort of intelligence potion she could use to ace her test in school tomorrow! "I have a potion for everything your little heart desires - strength, healing, speed-" "Speed?" "Absolutely!" Lynda pulled a white and pastel blue potion off a shelf and held it in front of Zarah, "this will enhance your speed - win races, beat your friends at tag, yes!" Zarah considered this for a while. Would it be of any use to her beloved Speedy? Can he win a race under the effects of this potion? Would he even agree to using it, or would he think it as cheating? She bombarded Lynda with questions about the potion. Yes, it may work on Petpets, but she hasn't tried it on one yet - so no promises. The effects lasted for an hour. It tasted like plums. "I'll take it!"




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Snow on Mystery Island
Kougras originated in Mystery Island, where the weather is always nice, bright, and super sunny. One might be curious how such a tropical species started appearing in the Snow colour, and as it turns out, it is quite the story to tell.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


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A Night at the Kadoatery
I noted, pointing across the street to a small building that was shaped like a box. A large Kadoatie statue was sitting on the roof contentedly. “It’s called the Kadoatery,”

by butterfly7672

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Vanished: Part Four
I didn't like going anywhere that involved going under Neopia's surface. Whether it was a cave, a catacomb, even underground tunnels, I preferred to stay out of them. Let me just say that I haven't had the best experiences with these places.

by chasing_stars44

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Return to Lynwood: Part Ten
Suhel hated getting sick. But this was a sickness like nothing she had ever before experienced.

by cosmicfire918

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Food Puns: #1
What do you call...

by xsugarush

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The Sharpest Sword
Sweet!

by grimen



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