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||Issue: 779 | 28th day of Eating, Y19
|Shoyru Toyru!Feeling blue about the upcoming April showers? Maybe you are a bit saddened by the idea of having to stay indoors to avoid the wet weather and you aren't really sure what to do with yourself? Fret not young Neopian!|
|Owning Only One PetThis confuses a lot of players, "why do they only have one pet?" There are actually many reasons for this, all unique to the player.|
|How to Get Published in the Neopian TimesThis step-by-step guide will help you create awesome articles for the Neopian Times so you can get published!|
|A Guide to Berry Bash: The Grandest Bogen of AllMystery Island has recently opened up a restaurant and needs the help of Rufus, the Grand Bogen, to make sure it's a big success. |
|The Kadoatery: How to Time KeepYou know those wonderful people that keep track of the times on the Kadoatery boards? Well we are here to teach you just that! You will be a timekeeping pro in no time at all!
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|Book Shops Of NeopiaEven if your pet excels in brawn over brains, keeping them well rounded in all aspects will help them succeed. Let's get into where you can find these books|
|Lutari Retirement- Paradise or Hard work?Have you ever wondered what retirement actually consists of? Lutaris can’t possibly just disappear into an endless void? Can it? Well worry no more, here at the Neopian times we’ve investigated all over Neopia to figure out exactly what happens what a Lutari does in order to avoid the clutches of Dr_death. |
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|Beginner's Guide to Font-Making, #2!Hello again! My name is Aya and I’m back to tell you even more tips and tricks to get the font you want on the Neoboards.|
|Neopia’s Best and Worst Dressed Cybunnies! *This does not denote Miss Prickles’ personal preference towards or against any listed or non-listed Cybunny*|
|NEOPIA’S TOP 10 CYBUNNY THEMED ITEMSThis week, or more specifically, on the 27th day of the Month of Eating, we celebrate Cybunny Day. It’s that one special day of year where everyone on Neopia takes a moment to come together and appreciate the companionship of those lovely pets that we call Cybunnies.
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|Kolorful Kougras: Neopia's Top Fifteen VarietiesI am here to honor this underrated species by recommending the top fifteen Kougra colors out of all the choices that exist. |
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"Speedy the Slorg" by tawnihart1739
"What are you doing out in the rain?" the Uni concernedly questioned her.
"I was coming home from school," she answered softly, shivering and holding onto the towel.
"You are welcome to stay in my shop until the weather clears up more, child," the other gently told her, "my name is Lynda, what about you?"
"Zarah." The Usul began noticing the contents of the shop. It was the a potion shop. She hasn't ever been inside before; she has only seen the items through the windows. Zarah was always sort of frightened to go inside; the colorful array of potions lining the shelves looked fragile, and she was sure she'd accidentally shatter one and end up with the Measles or something. Lynda noticed her examining them.
"Ah, I see you've noticed my potion collection!" she spoke, smiling.
"What do they do?" Zarah asked the Uni curiously. Maybe there was some sort of intelligence potion she could use to ace her test in school tomorrow!
"I have a potion for everything your little heart desires - strength, healing, speed-"
"Absolutely!" Lynda pulled a white and pastel blue potion off a shelf and held it in front of Zarah, "this will enhance your speed - win races, beat your friends at tag, yes!"
Zarah considered this for a while. Would it be of any use to her beloved Speedy? Can he win a race under the effects of this potion? Would he even agree to using it, or would he think it as cheating?
She bombarded Lynda with questions about the potion. Yes, it may work on Petpets, but she hasn't tried it on one yet - so no promises. The effects lasted for an hour. It tasted like plums.
"I'll take it!"
|The Stones of Bragh|
She would much rather be exploring the forest, or climbing trees. Delivering bread was monotonous and lacked excitement. The only deliveries Salna enjoyed were to Saal, who always invited her in for tea and stories.
|Speedy the Slorg|
"Go! Go!" Zarah squealed, balling her paws up into fists in excitement, "you can do it, Speedy! I believe in you!"