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Testing Arnold's Strength

I'm here to ask the tough questions and test the strength of my targets. While Arnold was wrapping up at his stall and going for one of his many 6-hour naps, I showed up on the scene.

by auraphic
Photographing Neopia

Some photos are lighthearted and fun, while others are on the darker side. An exploration into ancient plots and potentially undiscovered lands, a look at some of Neopia's greatest heroes, and some just a bit weird.

by alyseth
A Villain's Style

Villains are those who strive to be evil, who want to commit crime and create general havoc in Neopia and cause despair to all. Who in their right mind would want to be like that? Actually...many do! Or at least they want to look like villains.

by fippinator
Chipping Ice: The Best Frozen Desserts In Neopia

I've gone to some of the most prominent residents of Terror Mountain to see exactly what their favorite flavors are and maybe they'll reveal why they can't get enough of these icy treats!

by doglover3662
Typing Terror: Tips & Tricks

Below, I’ll go over the point system, level breakdown, and tips that will guarantee you those necessary 3,600 points for the avatar!

by butterflybandage
Inside the Neopian History: Illusen

We went to Brightvale searching for books that will tell us more about her. Thankfully, that wasn’t our only resource, since she accepted to give us an exclusive interview when we called her! Keep reading and learn more about everyone’s favourite earth faerie.

by maga_m
Enjoying Your Vacation: A Guide to Neolodge Extras

This guide is here to inform you and your pets about some of the extras the Neolodge offers!

by virarose
Homemade Recipes for Spring

Ah, Spring! It’s right around the corner, as gloomy winter days gradually give way to warmer weather and chirping birds fill the trees. As always, I’ve gathered a list of ready-made dishes from stores that are just as enjoyable to prepare and eat at home.

by josephinefarine
A History of Daily Dare Prizes

I found it very interesting to look back at how daily prizes have evolved over each edition of the Daily Dare and thought it a fine idea to share my findings in this report. I have also chosen my favorite daily prize from each edition as an added bonus to this article! Now let us take a look back at the history of Daily Dare prizes.

by andrewo94
 
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"WoozleBee the Mighty" by samsimmer
I am Woozle the Fierce! I am the most feared pirate in all of Krawk Island! Nay, in all of NEOPIA! WoozleBee tilted his body back and let out a vicious…squeak. Reddening at the cheeks, he cleared his throat and growled in a slightly more ferocious manner. Would being intimidating ever become easier? He inspected himself closely in the Ancient Cursed Mirror, which had been handed down to him from Cap’n Threelegs, his intimidating pirate trainer, a fortnight ago. He squinted disapprovingly at his grey, too-soft fur. It was far too fluffy, far too silky, far too…not scary. With a sigh, he opened up his Mud Facepaint Kit and slathered thick, stinky mud across his fluffy cheeks, matting his fur and making his stomach heave. Being a pirate was sometimes a nasty bit of business, to be sure, but it was vitally important that WoozleBee managed to be extra fierce today! After all, it is not every day that a mere JubJub has the opportunity to graduate from Cap’n Threelegs’ Swashbuckling Academy! “You missed a spot,” a ghoulish voice said from behind him. A shiver ran through WoozleBee’s body and, instinctually, his fur shot out in all directions. WoozleBee growled as he turned to face his Ghost Goople petpet and friend, Goobs.“Oh drat, Goobs! Look what you did! I look like a dirty, unwound cotton ball now!” WoozleBee whined, spreading more mud into his fur in a vain attempt to make it lie flat. Goobs laughed heartily and floated circles around the young JubJub.




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Kappie's First Chomby Carnival
After a long pause to sip her coffee, Elaine couldn’t take it anymore. “We’re going to your first ever Chomby Carnival!” she clapped her hands, unable to contain her excitement. Kappie’s eyes grew nearly twice their size.

Featuring rock_star_09 and their Chomby, Kappernicious

by hollywoodshowbox


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Sunrise and Darkness
Blowing on it, she filled the circle with warm and fiery light. She stepped back, examining the shimmering canvas before her. Satisfied, she threw it up toward the sky. Day broke over the Enchanted Forest.

Also by gameboyknight

by neptunely


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Return to Lynwood
“You can see curses?” Suhel asked Pharazon. To her Werelupe vision, nothing looked wrong with Lexora at all. “Well, they are a type of magic,” the faerie Draik said. “Magic to me is what smell is to you. I could see Connor’s curse on him, plain as day.”

by cosmicfire918

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Do You Believe In Magic: Part Two
Elwin didn’t remember the landing. He could recollect falling into the well and the surprisingly short drop down the dark shaft, but the landing itself…he had no memory of that. Likely he had hit his head immediately upon impact and forgotten everything.

by emblo93

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Choices (Game Circumstances Part #1)
Sometimes we face situations where we have to pick a side.

by miss_heyworth

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Uncrowned: Part 5
Well someone's stealing my thunder!

by mucka33



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