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Time Sensitive Avatars

Most Neopians are aware of the elusive seasonal avatars only after they pass, causing sadness and tears. Hopefully this guide to different time sensitive avatars can help alleviate some of the heartbreak associated with missing such coveted avatars.

Also by djleclair

by blackroseofwisdom

Shenkuu River Rush: Rush To The Trophy!

Shenkuu River Rush is one of the 3D games available in Neopia, it's an immersive journey down the wild rivers of Shenkuu. With this guide, you'll become one of the top river surfers in Shenkuu, hopefully earning yourself a shiny new trophy! With this guide, you'll become one of the top river surfers in Shenkuu, hopefully earning yourself a shiny new trophy!

by alyseth
The Conflict On Kreludor

I'm going to be breaking down the multiple sections of history of this planet to give a greater understanding of Neopia's outer world and how it plays into the politics happening down on the ground.

Also by erai

by alienigenosidad

What To Do When You’ve Done It All

What do you do in Neopets when you feel like you’ve accomplished all you want to do? For me the answer came not when I was looking for it actively, but just as I was coming on daily

by hey_choking_hazard
Chias: A Lupe’s Perspective

I thought long and hard about one peculiar thing: what makes these Chias so doggone popular with Lupes?

by butterflybandage
Which Neopian Land is the Wealthiest?

Have you ever stop for a moment and think… Which Neopian land is the wealthiest and which one is the poorest? Which one has the biggest tourism industry and which one is the best to retire to after a life of hard work? Now it’s the time to find out.

by abinorm05
Fleur's Guide to creating Neopets Characters

Obviously characters are born in many creative ways, but this article will give you the stepping stones to beginning your character and some things you should consider when developing personalities, personal attributes and potential storylines.

by gloomrain
Crafting With Delina

I was able to maneuver around all the spools of thread and yards of fabric to be able to chat with Delina herself! I prepared a few questions for her to try and get the real scoop on how she designs her excellent outfits.

by auraphic
 
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"The Girl Guard" by erroro
Father sighed, looking pained. "Okay, you win. Just be careful! Maybe you'll understand when you have your own child," he said, anxiously adjusting his glasses and surveying my Brightvale trainee uniform. It was well worn and slightly too big, creases forming where I was scrawniest. To me, it felt shiny and new, giving me the energy to stand straight and proud, like a proper guard. "Don't worry! I'll be home every weekend, and on holidays. It'll be like I'm not even gone," I reassured him. He glanced at his battered wristwatch, eyes widening. "You're late! You have to go!" "Alright, Dad. Bye!" I said, running down the stone path. He waved half-heartedly. "Goodbye… Brynn," he called back. I kept on running until I was out of breath. I looked back to see Father still standing there, a pin prick of orange in the distance. I entered the arena, stomach twisting in knots. It seemed rather small, dirt covering the ground with a patched roof so the rain wouldn’t get in. Different weapons aligned the walls, from spears to maces to weapons I doubt Fyora could name. But what made me nervous though were the boys talking amongst each other. I recognized most of them as they had walked by my house just a few days ago. I ought to thank them in a way, because their taunts had made me want to join the guard in the first place. They all turned staring at what they expected to be the new boy.




Other Stories


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The Meuke Family Stories
This is the story of a family composed of five young Neopets: Timysh, Ingelen, Mierlyn, Lecolly and Francielli.

by meuke_meuke

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Country Cousin
Reggie had just gotten there and he already wanted to go home. He hadn’t wanted to come to Meridell in the first place but Mother had insisted. So here the orange Gelert was.

by 77thbigby

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Welcome to White River: Part Three
She breathed in slowly, steeling herself as she entered. She could feel the change in the air as she entered, as heads slowly began to turn and stare. She spotted Enid, wearing a kilt and a dark brown shirt, a long swath of tartan fabric draping down her shoulder across her chest. She smiled, and gave Portia a thumbs up.

by hzoo_26

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Four
What if he had seen that it was Westron who was his assailant? What if he remembered when he came to? But I couldn’t think about that now. There were more urgent matters at hand. We needed to get him to the throne room.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Juicy

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by truebrony


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Playing Tangram
A Nimmo that is not so good at guessing.

by keruza



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